"God", thou dribbling minute-jack. O curse of marriage, that we can call
these delicate creatures ours, and not their appetites. Ye jabbered:
> Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>> "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
>> best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
>> little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
>> pan-handled:
>>
>>> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
>>>>> spit on. Ye puled:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
>>>>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better
>>>>>>> than a beast. Ye blurted:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I thought
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
>>>>>>
>>>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
>>>>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
>>>>>
>>>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
>>>>>
>>>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named
>>>>> Barbara who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my
>>>>> window, onto the roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
>>>>>
>>>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
>>>> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
>>>>
>>>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
>>>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.
>>>
>>> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
>>>
>>>> Barbara sounds like fun!
>>>
>>> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
>>> age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
>>>
>>>> My equivalent was called Vivienne!
>>>
>>> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
>>> one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
>>>
>>> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
>>> Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
>>> Pier.
>>>
>>> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop
>>> in some time?
>>>
>>> Drop into the bay, that is.
>>
>> HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
>>
>> "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
>>
>> Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?
>
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