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Re: Usenet abuse (addressed to Usenet admins)

Discussion in 'Windows 7' started by Kadaitcha Man, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little worse
    than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than a beast.
    Ye blurted:

    > I thought


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
     
  2. ~BD~

    ~BD~ Flightless Bird

    On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little worse
    > than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than a beast.
    > Ye blurted:
    >
    >
    >> I thought
    >>

    > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >


    How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?

    --
    Dave (Sometimes man stumbles over the truth ...... Sir Winston Churchill)
     
  3. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to spit
    on. Ye puled:

    > On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little worse
    >> than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than a beast.
    >> Ye blurted:
    >>
    >>
    >>> I thought
    >>>

    >> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>
    >>

    > How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?


    That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock
    #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.

    That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.

    That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named Barbara
    who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my window, onto the
    roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...

    But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
     
  4. ~BD~

    ~BD~ Flightless Bird

    On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to spit
    > on. Ye puled:
    >
    >
    >> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>
    >>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little worse
    >>> than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than a beast.
    >>> Ye blurted:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>> I thought
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>

    >> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>

    > That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock
    > #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >
    > That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >
    > That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named Barbara
    > who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my window, onto the
    > roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >
    > But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >


    The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet explored!
    http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal

    Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal from
    the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.

    Barbara sounds like fun! My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)

    --
    Dave (Sometimes man stumbles over the truth ...... Sir Winston Churchill)
     
  5. God

    God Flightless Bird

    ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

    > On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to spit
    >> on. Ye puled:
    >>
    >>
    >>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than
    >>>> a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>> I thought
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>

    >> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>
    >> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>
    >> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named Barbara
    >> who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my window, onto the
    >> roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>
    >> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>
    >>

    > The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    > explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >
    > Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal from
    > the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.


    Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.

    > Barbara sounds like fun!


    Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the age
    of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.

    > My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)


    I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made one
    up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.

    As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    Pier.

    I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop in
    some time?

    Drop into the bay, that is.

    --
    I Am the Great I Am
     
  6. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    pan-handled:

    > ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >
    >> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than
    >>>>> a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>>
    >>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>
    >>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>
    >>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named Barbara
    >>> who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my window, onto the
    >>> roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>
    >>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>
    >>>

    >> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>
    >> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal from
    >> the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.

    >
    > Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >
    >> Barbara sounds like fun!

    >
    > Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
    > age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >
    >> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)

    >
    > I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
    > one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >
    > As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    > Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    > Pier.
    >
    > I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop in
    > some time?
    >
    > Drop into the bay, that is.


    HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.

    "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"

    Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?
     
  7. God

    God Flightless Bird

    Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:

    > "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    > best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    > little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    > pan-handled:
    >
    >> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better
    >>>>>> than a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>>>
    >>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >>>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>>
    >>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>>
    >>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named
    >>>> Barbara who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my window,
    >>>> onto the roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>>
    >>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >>> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>>
    >>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
    >>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.

    >>
    >> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >>
    >>> Barbara sounds like fun!

    >>
    >> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
    >> age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >>
    >>> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)

    >>
    >> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
    >> one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >>
    >> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    >> Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    >> Pier.
    >>
    >> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop in
    >> some time?
    >>
    >> Drop into the bay, that is.

    >
    > HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
    >
    > "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
    >
    > Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?


    <PICKS NOSE>
    <FLICK>

    --
    I Am the Great I Am
     
  8. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "God", thou dribbling minute-jack. O curse of marriage, that we can call
    these delicate creatures ours, and not their appetites. Ye jabbered:

    > Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
    >
    >> "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    >> best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    >> little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    >> pan-handled:
    >>
    >>> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>>>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better
    >>>>>>> than a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >>>>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named
    >>>>> Barbara who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my
    >>>>> window, onto the roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >>>> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>>>
    >>>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
    >>>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.
    >>>
    >>> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >>>
    >>>> Barbara sounds like fun!
    >>>
    >>> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
    >>> age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >>>
    >>>> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)
    >>>
    >>> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
    >>> one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >>>
    >>> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    >>> Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    >>> Pier.
    >>>
    >>> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop
    >>> in some time?
    >>>
    >>> Drop into the bay, that is.

    >>
    >> HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
    >>
    >> "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
    >>
    >> Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?

    >
    > <PICKS NOSE>
    > <FLICK>


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  9. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "Aardvark", thou artless purblind. You whoreson cullionly barbermonger.
    Ye revealed:

    > On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:48:04 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
    >
    >> On 18/01/2010 13:29, Aardvark wrote:
    >>> On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:04:55 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
    >>>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.
    >>>>
    >>> That lock ain't far from here.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>

    >> It's *BIG* - we had 13 narrowboats in that lock at the same time and
    >> there was still plenty of room for more!
    >>
    >> The Anderton lift, to get down to the river from the canal, is one of
    >> the wonders of the waterways. http://www.andertonboatlift.co.uk/

    >
    > I pass that occasionally when I'm in and around Northwich for whatever
    > reason.


    Good point. Nobody in their right mind would go in or around Norwich for
    any reason other than whatever.
     
  10. relic

    relic Flightless Bird

    "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    news:86fjyr$66j$9@rounded-slag.co.ecuador...
    > "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    > best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    > little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    > pan-handled:
    >
    >> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better than
    >>>>>> a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>>>
    >>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >>>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>>
    >>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>>
    >>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named Barbara
    >>>> who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my window, onto the
    >>>> roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>>
    >>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >>> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>>
    >>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal from
    >>> the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.

    >>
    >> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >>
    >>> Barbara sounds like fun!

    >>
    >> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
    >> age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >>
    >>> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)

    >>
    >> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
    >> one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >>
    >> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    >> Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    >> Pier.
    >>
    >> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop in
    >> some time?
    >>
    >> Drop into the bay, that is.

    >
    > HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
    >
    > "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
    >
    > Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?


    Don't you hate that.
     
  11. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "relic", thou fitful fish louse. You, that are polluted with your lusts,
    stained with the guiltless blood of innocents, corrupt and tainted with a
    thousand vices. Ye derogated:

    > "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    > news:86fjyr$66j$9@rounded-slag.co.ecuador...
    >> "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    >> best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    >> little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    >> pan-handled:
    >>
    >>> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>>>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better
    >>>>>>> than a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >>>>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named
    >>>>> Barbara who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my
    >>>>> window, onto the roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >>>> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>>>
    >>>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
    >>>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.
    >>>
    >>> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >>>
    >>>> Barbara sounds like fun!
    >>>
    >>> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
    >>> age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >>>
    >>>> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)
    >>>
    >>> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
    >>> one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >>>
    >>> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    >>> Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    >>> Pier.
    >>>
    >>> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop
    >>> in some time?
    >>>
    >>> Drop into the bay, that is.

    >>
    >> HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
    >>
    >> "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
    >>
    >> Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?

    >
    > Don't you hate that.


    A bit presumptuous, hey.
     
  12. relic

    relic Flightless Bird

    "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    news:54opox$7s4$e@brazen-hot-lay.org.guernsey...
    > "relic", thou fitful fish louse. You, that are polluted with your lusts,
    > stained with the guiltless blood of innocents, corrupt and tainted with a
    > thousand vices. Ye derogated:
    >
    >> "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    >> news:86fjyr$66j$9@rounded-slag.co.ecuador...
    >>> "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    >>> best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    >>> little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    >>> pan-handled:
    >>>
    >>>> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>>>>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a little
    >>>>>>>> worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better
    >>>>>>>> than a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's funny.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a lad?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool Top
    >>>>>> Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named
    >>>>>> Barbara who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my
    >>>>>> window, onto the roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >>>>> explored! http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
    >>>>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.
    >>>>
    >>>> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >>>>
    >>>>> Barbara sounds like fun!
    >>>>
    >>>> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over the
    >>>> age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >>>>
    >>>>> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)
    >>>>
    >>>> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I made
    >>>> one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >>>>
    >>>> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and Manchester
    >>>> Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long walk from Wigan
    >>>> Pier.
    >>>>
    >>>> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop
    >>>> in some time?
    >>>>
    >>>> Drop into the bay, that is.
    >>>
    >>> HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
    >>>
    >>> "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
    >>>
    >>> Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?

    >>
    >> Don't you hate that.

    >
    > A bit presumptuous, hey.


    Indeed. They have done it to me a few times...
     
  13. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "relic", thou obscene codpiece. There is mischief in thee. Ye informed:

    > "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    > news:54opox$7s4$e@brazen-hot-lay.org.guernsey...
    >> "relic", thou fitful fish louse. You, that are polluted with your
    >> lusts, stained with the guiltless blood of innocents, corrupt and
    >> tainted with a thousand vices. Ye derogated:
    >>
    >>> "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    >>> news:86fjyr$66j$9@rounded-slag.co.ecuador...
    >>>> "God", thou indecent close contriver of all harms. Drunkenness is thy
    >>>> best virtue, for ye will be swine drunk, and in thy sleep thou does
    >>>> little harm, save to thy piss-stained bedclothes about thee. Ye
    >>>> pan-handled:
    >>>>
    >>>>> ~BD~ <BoaterDaveNOSPAM@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On 18/01/2010 09:29, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>>> "~BD~", thou paunchy languageless. Would thou were clean enough to
    >>>>>>> spit on. Ye puled:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On 18/01/2010 08:58, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> "~BD~", thou noxious boggler. When thou is best, thou is a
    >>>>>>>>> little worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little
    >>>>>>>>> better than a beast. Ye blurted:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I thought
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! Now that's
    >>>>>>>>> funny.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> How far away was the canal from your bedroom when thou' were a
    >>>>>>>> lad?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> That would be the Lancaster Canal, equidistant between Liverpool
    >>>>>>> Top Lock #1 and Manchester Ship Canal.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> That'd be about 30 miles in either direction as the flow cries.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> That said, back then, there was a gorgeous 17yr old girl named
    >>>>>>> Barbara who lived five houses down. I used to climb out of my
    >>>>>>> window, onto the roof of the garage, shimmy down the drainpipe...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> But I digress. Yes, Manchester Ship Canal was easier to get a^to.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> The Lancaster Canal is one of the very few waterways I've not yet
    >>>>>> explored!
    >>>>>> http://www.waterscape.com/canals-and-rivers/lancaster-canal
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Believe it or not, I *have* cruised down the Manchester Ship Canal
    >>>>>> from the river Weaver lock to Ellesmere Port.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Barbara sounds like fun!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Barbara banged like a barn door in the wind, with every male over
    >>>>> the age of 12 except me. But then, I was only 11.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> My equivalent was called Vivienne! ;)
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I don't have any unfulfilled childhood fantasies. I figured if I
    >>>>> made one up then you'd reveal yours. Thanks.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> As for being equidistant between Liverpool Top Lock #1 and
    >>>>> Manchester Ship Canal, that too was bullshit. I lived a mere long
    >>>>> walk from Wigan Pier.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I now live by Kupang Bay, Nusa Tenggara Timu, perhaps you could drop
    >>>>> in some time?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Drop into the bay, that is.
    >>>>
    >>>> HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! Fuckhead.
    >>>>
    >>>> "God <I.Am@7th.heaven>"
    >>>>
    >>>> Who the fuck do you think you are making my posts before I do?
    >>>
    >>> Don't you hate that.

    >>
    >> A bit presumptuous, hey.

    >
    > Indeed. They have done it to me a few times...


    There's more than one?
     

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