"[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed: > ngstats.pl version 1.31 > > Written by Roy Culley. > Contributions from Mark Kent. > Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009. Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010. Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different opinion, the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft. > This report covers 4278 articles received by this system to newsgroup > comp.os.linux.advocacy [1] > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Toplist of Posters > > Pos Poster Msgs Bytes > Quoted > 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> 1704 5071536 > 7% 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com> 349 305664 > 63% 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk> 159 249772 > 72% 4. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> 130 294200 > 81% 5. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> 129 71763 > 62% 6. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> 125 > 159679 52% 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet> 116 > 184132 75% 8. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net> > 89 80283 66% 9. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com> > 86 82660 67% > 10. Rick <none@mail.invalid> 82 120622 > 83% 11. Homer <usenet@slated.org> 81 127566 > 26% > KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com> 81 122598 > 50% Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com> 81 168970 > 77% > 14. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de> 80 114660 > 73% 15. William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org> 79 109413 > 77% 16. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au> 69 103745 > 55% 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE 66 111355 > 85% 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid. 65 > 330518 13% 19. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> 59 > 136481 17% 20. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com> > 52 27947 28% > nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com> 52 63746 > 32% > 22. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com> 45 66162 > 71% 23. philo <philo@privacy.net> 43 62334 > 72% 24. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com> 41 38012 > 49% 25. Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not> 32 32318 > 46% 26. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com> 29 > 76671 26% > Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> 29 6432 > 39% > 28. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com> 24 30457 > 75% 29. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk> 23 33778 > 46% 30. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron> 20 4870 > 36% > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Toplist of Subjects > > Pos Subject Msgs > Bytes > 1. [News] Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 200 > 296096 > Former Microsoft Manager Advocates GNU/Linux 200 > 296985 > 3. Puppy Linux to secure erase a hard drive 136 > 139472 4. The Thin Line Between "Victim" and "Idiot" 62 > 95971 5. Apple Malware Patent > 60 78151 6. [News] "GNU/Linux Migration in Munich is in Good S > 56 76889 7. Apple completely out of touch with reality > 54 66350 8. Google Chrome now #3, M$ IE loses another 1% > 48 44211 9. Linux > 47 52852 > 10. Debian pushes development of kFreeBSD port 44 > 49695 11. Xbox 360 Sales in the Gutter 42 > 106145 12. My first year with Linux 38 > 58218 13. Microsoft's crap shoved down mobile phone users' t > 37 32540 > Damn, this place is peaceful... 37 > 25605 > 15. Introducing Windows users to GNU/Linux during the 36 > 38804 16. [News] 30+ Windows 7 Features Phone Home to Micros 34 > 27653 17. WinTrolls Distort What Linux Advocates Say, Then A 33 > 43666 18. [Rival] Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying File > 32 26593 19. [News] Linux Kernel Space Benchmark: 32 Bit Versus > 27 74478 > Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying Files 27 > 53784 > 21. Simple old technology that I really miss 26 > 33317 22. [News] [Rival] Vista 7 Breaks Older Software (Like 25 > 30314 > Low End Linux 25 > 32650 > 24. [News] Amarok 2.2.2 is Released, Preview of KDE SC 24 > 28531 > [News] [Rival] Bill Gates Pays 'Journalists' to Gl 24 > 82653 > 26. [News] Avatar Movie Reviews Miss the Role of GNU/L 23 > 28958 > For Gary... A little education on Roland GW-7. 23 > 25647 > 28. Microsoft woes? ? Bugs, OpenOffice & French Milita 22 > 29297 > Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 22 > 26657 > 30. [News] Dell Takes Huge Step to Increase Linux Adop 21 > 61176 > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Toplist of Most Replied To Posters > > Pos Poster > Msgs > 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> > 244 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com> > 200 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk> > 131 4. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> > 90 5. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net> > 76 6. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com> > 74 7. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> > 64 8. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au> > 61 9. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de> > 52 > 10. Homer <usenet@slated.org> > 49 11. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com> > 48 12. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com> > 47 13. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet> > 46 > nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com> > 46 > 15. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> > 45 16. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com> > 41 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com> > 34 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid> > 27 19. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> > 26 20. Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com> > 22 21. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> > 21 > William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org> > 21 Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com> > 21 > 24. Rick <none@mail.invalid> > 20 > Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not> > 20 philo <philo@privacy.net> > 20 > 27. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron> > 19 28. Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl> > 15 29. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com> > 14 > bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk> > 14 > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Toplist of 'Quality' Posters [2] > > Pos Poster > Index > 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> > 438 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com> > 96 3. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> > 80 > High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid> > 80 chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> > 80 > 6. Homer <usenet@slated.org> > 76 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet> > 73 8. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com> > 72 9. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> > 71 > 10. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com> > 70 > RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> > 70 Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com> > 70 William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org> > 70 > 14. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com> > 69 > Rick <none@mail.invalid> > 69 > 16. nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com> > 68 17. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com> > 67 18. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> > 66 > Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not> > 66 Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron> > 66 > 21. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk> > 65 22. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk> > 64 23. wispygalaxy <wispygalaxy@gmail.com> > 63 > Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de> > 63 Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au> > 63 > 26. none of your buisiness <none@none.com> > 62 > Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl> > 62 philo <philo@privacy.net> > 62 > 29. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com> > 61 > Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com> > 61 > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Toplist of Newsreaders > > Pos Newsreader > Msgs > 1. KNode > 1942 2. slrn > 867 3. Thunderbird > 652 4. Pan > 274 5. G2/1.0 > 258 6. Forte Agent > 127 7. TomBNewz v6.66 TomBOS/X13 x128 > 53 8. XPN > 46 9. 40tude_Dialog > 44 > 10. Xnews > 23 11. nn/6.7.3 > 8 12. tin > 4 13. MicroPlanet-Gravity > 2 > Mozilla > 2 Microsoft Outlook Express > 2 Microhard Lookout > 2 > 17. Microsoft-Entourage > 1 > MT-NewsWatcher > 1 > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > [1]: Certain off-charter, abusive, anti-Linux or pro-Microsoft > threads will be dropped, depending on their severity, and hence not > included in the stats, which are provided by me as a measure of > advocacy, not as a means of spreading the Trolls' lies and malice > even further. > [2]: The poster 'quality' stats is based on: > a) quoting: 100 - %'age quoted > b) cross-posting: 100 - %'age cross-posted c) number of direct > followups posters articles get d) troll feeding: 100 - 2.0 * > %'age troll followups e) 75 deducted for known trolls > f) for the humour impaired the quotes around 'quality' > are intended to convey they are not to be taken too seriously >
Kadaitcha Man wrote: > "[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an > infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed: > >> ngstats.pl version 1.31 >> >> Written by Roy Culley. >> Contributions from Mark Kent. >> Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009. > > Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010. > > Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different opinion, > the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft. Real meaning: Imbeciles like Kadaitcha Toddler feel ignored -- The chief cause of problems is solutions
"Peter Köhlmann", thou unemployed young fry of treachery. Thou excels thy brother for a coward, yet thy brother is reputed one of the best there is. In a retreat, he outruns any lackey. Ye oozed: > Kadaitcha Man wrote: > >> "[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an >> infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed: >> >>> ngstats.pl version 1.31 >>> >>> Written by Roy Culley. >>> Contributions from Mark Kent. >>> Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009. >> >> Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010. >> >> Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different >> opinion, the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft. > > Real meaning: Imbeciles like Kadaitcha Toddler feel ignored Wow, Peter! You scored a double whammy! 1) An unimaginative rebound lame. 2) Not one solitary mention of bowel function. Congratulations on taking your medication for two days in a row.