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Re: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010.

Discussion in 'Windows 7' started by Kadaitcha Man, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an
    infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed:

    > ngstats.pl version 1.31
    >
    > Written by Roy Culley.
    > Contributions from Mark Kent.
    > Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009.


    Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010.

    Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different opinion,
    the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft.

    > This report covers 4278 articles received by this system to newsgroup
    > comp.os.linux.advocacy [1]
    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Toplist of Posters
    >
    > Pos Poster Msgs Bytes
    > Quoted
    > 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> 1704 5071536
    > 7% 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com> 349 305664
    > 63% 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk> 159 249772
    > 72% 4. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> 130 294200
    > 81% 5. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> 129 71763
    > 62% 6. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> 125
    > 159679 52% 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet> 116
    > 184132 75% 8. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net>
    > 89 80283 66% 9. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
    > 86 82660 67%
    > 10. Rick <none@mail.invalid> 82 120622
    > 83% 11. Homer <usenet@slated.org> 81 127566
    > 26%
    > KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com> 81 122598
    > 50% Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com> 81 168970
    > 77%
    > 14. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de> 80 114660
    > 73% 15. William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org> 79 109413
    > 77% 16. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au> 69 103745
    > 55% 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE 66 111355
    > 85% 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid. 65
    > 330518 13% 19. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> 59
    > 136481 17% 20. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
    > 52 27947 28%
    > nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com> 52 63746
    > 32%
    > 22. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com> 45 66162
    > 71% 23. philo <philo@privacy.net> 43 62334
    > 72% 24. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com> 41 38012
    > 49% 25. Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not> 32 32318
    > 46% 26. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com> 29
    > 76671 26%
    > Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> 29 6432
    > 39%
    > 28. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com> 24 30457
    > 75% 29. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk> 23 33778
    > 46% 30. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron> 20 4870
    > 36%
    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Toplist of Subjects
    >
    > Pos Subject Msgs
    > Bytes
    > 1. [News] Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 200
    > 296096
    > Former Microsoft Manager Advocates GNU/Linux 200
    > 296985
    > 3. Puppy Linux to secure erase a hard drive 136
    > 139472 4. The Thin Line Between "Victim" and "Idiot" 62
    > 95971 5. Apple Malware Patent
    > 60 78151 6. [News] "GNU/Linux Migration in Munich is in Good S
    > 56 76889 7. Apple completely out of touch with reality
    > 54 66350 8. Google Chrome now #3, M$ IE loses another 1%
    > 48 44211 9. Linux
    > 47 52852
    > 10. Debian pushes development of kFreeBSD port 44
    > 49695 11. Xbox 360 Sales in the Gutter 42
    > 106145 12. My first year with Linux 38
    > 58218 13. Microsoft's crap shoved down mobile phone users' t
    > 37 32540
    > Damn, this place is peaceful... 37
    > 25605
    > 15. Introducing Windows users to GNU/Linux during the 36
    > 38804 16. [News] 30+ Windows 7 Features Phone Home to Micros 34
    > 27653 17. WinTrolls Distort What Linux Advocates Say, Then A 33
    > 43666 18. [Rival] Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying File
    > 32 26593 19. [News] Linux Kernel Space Benchmark: 32 Bit Versus
    > 27 74478
    > Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying Files 27
    > 53784
    > 21. Simple old technology that I really miss 26
    > 33317 22. [News] [Rival] Vista 7 Breaks Older Software (Like 25
    > 30314
    > Low End Linux 25
    > 32650
    > 24. [News] Amarok 2.2.2 is Released, Preview of KDE SC 24
    > 28531
    > [News] [Rival] Bill Gates Pays 'Journalists' to Gl 24
    > 82653
    > 26. [News] Avatar Movie Reviews Miss the Role of GNU/L 23
    > 28958
    > For Gary... A little education on Roland GW-7. 23
    > 25647
    > 28. Microsoft woes? ? Bugs, OpenOffice & French Milita 22
    > 29297
    > Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 22
    > 26657
    > 30. [News] Dell Takes Huge Step to Increase Linux Adop 21
    > 61176
    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Toplist of Most Replied To Posters
    >
    > Pos Poster
    > Msgs
    > 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com>
    > 244 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com>
    > 200 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk>
    > 131 4. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
    > 90 5. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net>
    > 76 6. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
    > 74 7. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
    > 64 8. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au>
    > 61 9. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de>
    > 52
    > 10. Homer <usenet@slated.org>
    > 49 11. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com>
    > 48 12. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
    > 47 13. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet>
    > 46
    > nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com>
    > 46
    > 15. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
    > 45 16. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com>
    > 41 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com>
    > 34 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid>
    > 27 19. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer>
    > 26 20. Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com>
    > 22 21. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com>
    > 21
    > William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org>
    > 21 Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com>
    > 21
    > 24. Rick <none@mail.invalid>
    > 20
    > Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not>
    > 20 philo <philo@privacy.net>
    > 20
    > 27. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron>
    > 19 28. Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl>
    > 15 29. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com>
    > 14
    > bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk>
    > 14
    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Toplist of 'Quality' Posters [2]
    >
    > Pos Poster
    > Index
    > 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com>
    > 438 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com>
    > 96 3. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com>
    > 80
    > High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid>
    > 80 chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
    > 80
    > 6. Homer <usenet@slated.org>
    > 76 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet>
    > 73 8. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com>
    > 72 9. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
    > 71
    > 10. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com>
    > 70
    > RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
    > 70 Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com>
    > 70 William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org>
    > 70
    > 14. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
    > 69
    > Rick <none@mail.invalid>
    > 69
    > 16. nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com>
    > 68 17. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com>
    > 67 18. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer>
    > 66
    > Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not>
    > 66 Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron>
    > 66
    > 21. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk>
    > 65 22. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk>
    > 64 23. wispygalaxy <wispygalaxy@gmail.com>
    > 63
    > Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de>
    > 63 Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au>
    > 63
    > 26. none of your buisiness <none@none.com>
    > 62
    > Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl>
    > 62 philo <philo@privacy.net>
    > 62
    > 29. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
    > 61
    > Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com>
    > 61
    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Toplist of Newsreaders
    >
    > Pos Newsreader
    > Msgs
    > 1. KNode
    > 1942 2. slrn
    > 867 3. Thunderbird
    > 652 4. Pan
    > 274 5. G2/1.0
    > 258 6. Forte Agent
    > 127 7. TomBNewz v6.66 TomBOS/X13 x128
    > 53 8. XPN
    > 46 9. 40tude_Dialog
    > 44
    > 10. Xnews
    > 23 11. nn/6.7.3
    > 8 12. tin
    > 4 13. MicroPlanet-Gravity
    > 2
    > Mozilla
    > 2 Microsoft Outlook Express
    > 2 Microhard Lookout
    > 2
    > 17. Microsoft-Entourage
    > 1
    > MT-NewsWatcher
    > 1
    >

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > [1]: Certain off-charter, abusive, anti-Linux or pro-Microsoft
    > threads will be dropped, depending on their severity, and hence not
    > included in the stats, which are provided by me as a measure of
    > advocacy, not as a means of spreading the Trolls' lies and malice
    > even further.
    > [2]: The poster 'quality' stats is based on:
    > a) quoting: 100 - %'age quoted
    > b) cross-posting: 100 - %'age cross-posted c) number of direct
    > followups posters articles get d) troll feeding: 100 - 2.0 *
    > %'age troll followups e) 75 deducted for known trolls
    > f) for the humour impaired the quotes around 'quality'
    > are intended to convey they are not to be taken too seriously
    > :)
     
  2. Peter Köhlmann

    Peter Köhlmann Flightless Bird

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:

    > "[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an
    > infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed:
    >
    >> ngstats.pl version 1.31
    >>
    >> Written by Roy Culley.
    >> Contributions from Mark Kent.
    >> Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009.

    >
    > Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010.
    >
    > Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different opinion,
    > the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft.


    Real meaning: Imbeciles like Kadaitcha Toddler feel ignored

    --
    The chief cause of problems is solutions
     
  3. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "Peter Köhlmann", thou unemployed young fry of treachery. Thou excels
    thy brother for a coward, yet thy brother is reputed one of the best
    there is. In a retreat, he outruns any lackey. Ye oozed:

    > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >
    >> "[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an
    >> infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed:
    >>
    >>> ngstats.pl version 1.31
    >>>
    >>> Written by Roy Culley.
    >>> Contributions from Mark Kent.
    >>> Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009.

    >>
    >> Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010.
    >>
    >> Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different
    >> opinion, the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft.

    >
    > Real meaning: Imbeciles like Kadaitcha Toddler feel ignored


    Wow, Peter! You scored a double whammy!

    1) An unimaginative rebound lame.
    2) Not one solitary mention of bowel function.

    Congratulations on taking your medication for two days in a row.
     

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