K
Kadaitcha Man
Flightless Bird
"[H]omer", thou onion-eyed bosom black as death. Thou speaketh an
infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed:
> ngstats.pl version 1.31
>
> Written by Roy Culley.
> Contributions from Mark Kent.
> Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009.
Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010.
Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different opinion,
the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft.
> This report covers 4278 articles received by this system to newsgroup
> comp.os.linux.advocacy [1]
>
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> Toplist of Posters
>
> Pos Poster Msgs Bytes
> Quoted
> 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> 1704 5071536
> 7% 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com> 349 305664
> 63% 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk> 159 249772
> 72% 4. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> 130 294200
> 81% 5. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> 129 71763
> 62% 6. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> 125
> 159679 52% 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet> 116
> 184132 75% 8. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net>
> 89 80283 66% 9. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
> 86 82660 67%
> 10. Rick <none@mail.invalid> 82 120622
> 83% 11. Homer <usenet@slated.org> 81 127566
> 26%
> KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com> 81 122598
> 50% Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com> 81 168970
> 77%
> 14. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de> 80 114660
> 73% 15. William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org> 79 109413
> 77% 16. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au> 69 103745
> 55% 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE 66 111355
> 85% 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid. 65
> 330518 13% 19. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> 59
> 136481 17% 20. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
> 52 27947 28%
> nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com> 52 63746
> 32%
> 22. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com> 45 66162
> 71% 23. philo <philo@privacy.net> 43 62334
> 72% 24. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com> 41 38012
> 49% 25. Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not> 32 32318
> 46% 26. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com> 29
> 76671 26%
> Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> 29 6432
> 39%
> 28. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com> 24 30457
> 75% 29. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk> 23 33778
> 46% 30. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron> 20 4870
> 36%
>
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> Toplist of Subjects
>
> Pos Subject Msgs
> Bytes
> 1. [News] Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 200
> 296096
> Former Microsoft Manager Advocates GNU/Linux 200
> 296985
> 3. Puppy Linux to secure erase a hard drive 136
> 139472 4. The Thin Line Between "Victim" and "Idiot" 62
> 95971 5. Apple Malware Patent
> 60 78151 6. [News] "GNU/Linux Migration in Munich is in Good S
> 56 76889 7. Apple completely out of touch with reality
> 54 66350 8. Google Chrome now #3, M$ IE loses another 1%
> 48 44211 9. Linux
> 47 52852
> 10. Debian pushes development of kFreeBSD port 44
> 49695 11. Xbox 360 Sales in the Gutter 42
> 106145 12. My first year with Linux 38
> 58218 13. Microsoft's crap shoved down mobile phone users' t
> 37 32540
> Damn, this place is peaceful... 37
> 25605
> 15. Introducing Windows users to GNU/Linux during the 36
> 38804 16. [News] 30+ Windows 7 Features Phone Home to Micros 34
> 27653 17. WinTrolls Distort What Linux Advocates Say, Then A 33
> 43666 18. [Rival] Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying File
> 32 26593 19. [News] Linux Kernel Space Benchmark: 32 Bit Versus
> 27 74478
> Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying Files 27
> 53784
> 21. Simple old technology that I really miss 26
> 33317 22. [News] [Rival] Vista 7 Breaks Older Software (Like 25
> 30314
> Low End Linux 25
> 32650
> 24. [News] Amarok 2.2.2 is Released, Preview of KDE SC 24
> 28531
> [News] [Rival] Bill Gates Pays 'Journalists' to Gl 24
> 82653
> 26. [News] Avatar Movie Reviews Miss the Role of GNU/L 23
> 28958
> For Gary... A little education on Roland GW-7. 23
> 25647
> 28. Microsoft woes? ? Bugs, OpenOffice & French Milita 22
> 29297
> Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 22
> 26657
> 30. [News] Dell Takes Huge Step to Increase Linux Adop 21
> 61176
>
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> Toplist of Most Replied To Posters
>
> Pos Poster
> Msgs
> 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com>
> 244 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com>
> 200 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk>
> 131 4. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
> 90 5. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net>
> 76 6. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
> 74 7. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
> 64 8. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au>
> 61 9. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de>
> 52
> 10. Homer <usenet@slated.org>
> 49 11. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com>
> 48 12. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
> 47 13. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet>
> 46
> nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com>
> 46
> 15. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
> 45 16. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com>
> 41 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com>
> 34 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid>
> 27 19. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer>
> 26 20. Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com>
> 22 21. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com>
> 21
> William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org>
> 21 Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com>
> 21
> 24. Rick <none@mail.invalid>
> 20
> Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not>
> 20 philo <philo@privacy.net>
> 20
> 27. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron>
> 19 28. Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl>
> 15 29. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com>
> 14
> bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk>
> 14
>
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> Toplist of 'Quality' Posters [2]
>
> Pos Poster
> Index
> 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com>
> 438 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com>
> 96 3. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com>
> 80
> High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid>
> 80 chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
> 80
> 6. Homer <usenet@slated.org>
> 76 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet>
> 73 8. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com>
> 72 9. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
> 71
> 10. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com>
> 70
> RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
> 70 Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com>
> 70 William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org>
> 70
> 14. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
> 69
> Rick <none@mail.invalid>
> 69
> 16. nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com>
> 68 17. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com>
> 67 18. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer>
> 66
> Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not>
> 66 Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron>
> 66
> 21. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk>
> 65 22. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk>
> 64 23. wispygalaxy <wispygalaxy@gmail.com>
> 63
> Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de>
> 63 Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au>
> 63
> 26. none of your buisiness <none@none.com>
> 62
> Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl>
> 62 philo <philo@privacy.net>
> 62
> 29. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
> 61
> Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com>
> 61
>
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> Toplist of Newsreaders
>
> Pos Newsreader
> Msgs
> 1. KNode
> 1942 2. slrn
> 867 3. Thunderbird
> 652 4. Pan
> 274 5. G2/1.0
> 258 6. Forte Agent
> 127 7. TomBNewz v6.66 TomBOS/X13 x128
> 53 8. XPN
> 46 9. 40tude_Dialog
> 44
> 10. Xnews
> 23 11. nn/6.7.3
> 8 12. tin
> 4 13. MicroPlanet-Gravity
> 2
> Mozilla
> 2 Microsoft Outlook Express
> 2 Microhard Lookout
> 2
> 17. Microsoft-Entourage
> 1
> MT-NewsWatcher
> 1
>
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> [1]: Certain off-charter, abusive, anti-Linux or pro-Microsoft
> threads will be dropped, depending on their severity, and hence not
> included in the stats, which are provided by me as a measure of
> advocacy, not as a means of spreading the Trolls' lies and malice
> even further.
> [2]: The poster 'quality' stats is based on:
> a) quoting: 100 - %'age quoted
> b) cross-posting: 100 - %'age cross-posted c) number of direct
> followups posters articles get d) troll feeding: 100 - 2.0 *
> %'age troll followups e) 75 deducted for known trolls
> f) for the humour impaired the quotes around 'quality'
> are intended to convey they are not to be taken too seriously
>
infinite deal of nothing. Ye proclaimed:
> ngstats.pl version 1.31
>
> Written by Roy Culley.
> Contributions from Mark Kent.
> Modifications by Homer, 2007 - 2009.
Subject: Troll-Free COLA Stats: Saturday the 16th of January, 2010.
Real meaning: When it comes to ignoring anyone with a different opinion,
the Linuxfux are just as good as Microsoft.
> This report covers 4278 articles received by this system to newsgroup
> comp.os.linux.advocacy [1]
>
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Toplist of Posters
>
> Pos Poster Msgs Bytes
> Quoted
> 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> 1704 5071536
> 7% 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com> 349 305664
> 63% 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk> 159 249772
> 72% 4. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> 130 294200
> 81% 5. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> 129 71763
> 62% 6. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> 125
> 159679 52% 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet> 116
> 184132 75% 8. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net>
> 89 80283 66% 9. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
> 86 82660 67%
> 10. Rick <none@mail.invalid> 82 120622
> 83% 11. Homer <usenet@slated.org> 81 127566
> 26%
> KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com> 81 122598
> 50% Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com> 81 168970
> 77%
> 14. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de> 80 114660
> 73% 15. William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org> 79 109413
> 77% 16. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au> 69 103745
> 55% 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE 66 111355
> 85% 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid. 65
> 330518 13% 19. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> 59
> 136481 17% 20. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
> 52 27947 28%
> nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com> 52 63746
> 32%
> 22. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com> 45 66162
> 71% 23. philo <philo@privacy.net> 43 62334
> 72% 24. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com> 41 38012
> 49% 25. Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not> 32 32318
> 46% 26. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com> 29
> 76671 26%
> Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> 29 6432
> 39%
> 28. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com> 24 30457
> 75% 29. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk> 23 33778
> 46% 30. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron> 20 4870
> 36%
>
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> Toplist of Subjects
>
> Pos Subject Msgs
> Bytes
> 1. [News] Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 200
> 296096
> Former Microsoft Manager Advocates GNU/Linux 200
> 296985
> 3. Puppy Linux to secure erase a hard drive 136
> 139472 4. The Thin Line Between "Victim" and "Idiot" 62
> 95971 5. Apple Malware Patent
> 60 78151 6. [News] "GNU/Linux Migration in Munich is in Good S
> 56 76889 7. Apple completely out of touch with reality
> 54 66350 8. Google Chrome now #3, M$ IE loses another 1%
> 48 44211 9. Linux
> 47 52852
> 10. Debian pushes development of kFreeBSD port 44
> 49695 11. Xbox 360 Sales in the Gutter 42
> 106145 12. My first year with Linux 38
> 58218 13. Microsoft's crap shoved down mobile phone users' t
> 37 32540
> Damn, this place is peaceful... 37
> 25605
> 15. Introducing Windows users to GNU/Linux during the 36
> 38804 16. [News] 30+ Windows 7 Features Phone Home to Micros 34
> 27653 17. WinTrolls Distort What Linux Advocates Say, Then A 33
> 43666 18. [Rival] Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying File
> 32 26593 19. [News] Linux Kernel Space Benchmark: 32 Bit Versus
> 27 74478
> Windows 7 Slow as Molasses at Copying Files 27
> 53784
> 21. Simple old technology that I really miss 26
> 33317 22. [News] [Rival] Vista 7 Breaks Older Software (Like 25
> 30314
> Low End Linux 25
> 32650
> 24. [News] Amarok 2.2.2 is Released, Preview of KDE SC 24
> 28531
> [News] [Rival] Bill Gates Pays 'Journalists' to Gl 24
> 82653
> 26. [News] Avatar Movie Reviews Miss the Role of GNU/L 23
> 28958
> For Gary... A little education on Roland GW-7. 23
> 25647
> 28. Microsoft woes? ? Bugs, OpenOffice & French Milita 22
> 29297
> Al Gore Votes for GNU/Linux 22
> 26657
> 30. [News] Dell Takes Huge Step to Increase Linux Adop 21
> 61176
>
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> Toplist of Most Replied To Posters
>
> Pos Poster
> Msgs
> 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com>
> 244 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com>
> 200 3. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk>
> 131 4. RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
> 90 5. Gregory Shearman <ZekeGregory@netscape.net>
> 76 6. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
> 74 7. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
> 64 8. Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au>
> 61 9. Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de>
> 52
> 10. Homer <usenet@slated.org>
> 49 11. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com>
> 48 12. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
> 47 13. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet>
> 46
> nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com>
> 46
> 15. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
> 45 16. Marti van Lin <ml2mst@gmail.com>
> 41 17. Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com>
> 34 18. High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid>
> 27 19. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer>
> 26 20. Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com>
> 22 21. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com>
> 21
> William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org>
> 21 Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com>
> 21
> 24. Rick <none@mail.invalid>
> 20
> Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not>
> 20 philo <philo@privacy.net>
> 20
> 27. Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron>
> 19 28. Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl>
> 15 29. Ian Hilliard <nospam@hilliardtech.com>
> 14
> bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk>
> 14
>
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> Toplist of 'Quality' Posters [2]
>
> Pos Poster
> Index
> 1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@schestowitz.com>
> 438 2. Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstromc@launchmodem.com>
> 96 3. 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com>
> 80
> High Plains Thumper <highplainsthumper@invalid.invalid>
> 80 chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
> 80
> 6. Homer <usenet@slated.org>
> 76 7. JEDIDIAH <jedi@nomad.mishnet>
> 73 8. Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@gmail.com>
> 72 9. GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
> 71
> 10. KeithCu <keithcu@gmail.com>
> 70
> RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
> 70 Goblin <bytes4free@googlemail.com>
> 70 William Poaster <wp@linuxmachines-64-bit.org>
> 70
> 14. JeffM <jeffm_@email.com>
> 69
> Rick <none@mail.invalid>
> 69
> 16. nessuno <nessuno7491@gmail.com>
> 68 17. Sinister Midget III <al@myeeemobile.com>
> 67 18. Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer>
> 66
> Lusotec <nomail@nomail.not>
> 66 Alexis Machine <no@email.you.moron>
> 66
> 21. bbgruff <bbgruff@yahoo.co.uk>
> 65 22. Mark Kent <mark.kent@demon.co.uk>
> 64 23. wispygalaxy <wispygalaxy@gmail.com>
> 63
> Peter Köhlmann <Peter.Koehlmann@t-online.de>
> 63 Terry Porter <linux-2@netspace.net.au>
> 63
> 26. none of your buisiness <none@none.com>
> 62
> Richard Rasker <spamtrap@linetec.nl>
> 62 philo <philo@privacy.net>
> 62
> 29. TomB <tommy.bongaerts@gmail.com>
> 61
> Phil Da Lick! <phil_the_lick@SPAMMERSKISSMYARSE.hotmail.com>
> 61
>
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> Toplist of Newsreaders
>
> Pos Newsreader
> Msgs
> 1. KNode
> 1942 2. slrn
> 867 3. Thunderbird
> 652 4. Pan
> 274 5. G2/1.0
> 258 6. Forte Agent
> 127 7. TomBNewz v6.66 TomBOS/X13 x128
> 53 8. XPN
> 46 9. 40tude_Dialog
> 44
> 10. Xnews
> 23 11. nn/6.7.3
> 8 12. tin
> 4 13. MicroPlanet-Gravity
> 2
> Mozilla
> 2 Microsoft Outlook Express
> 2 Microhard Lookout
> 2
> 17. Microsoft-Entourage
> 1
> MT-NewsWatcher
> 1
>
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> [1]: Certain off-charter, abusive, anti-Linux or pro-Microsoft
> threads will be dropped, depending on their severity, and hence not
> included in the stats, which are provided by me as a measure of
> advocacy, not as a means of spreading the Trolls' lies and malice
> even further.
> [2]: The poster 'quality' stats is based on:
> a) quoting: 100 - %'age quoted
> b) cross-posting: 100 - %'age cross-posted c) number of direct
> followups posters articles get d) troll feeding: 100 - 2.0 *
> %'age troll followups e) 75 deducted for known trolls
> f) for the humour impaired the quotes around 'quality'
> are intended to convey they are not to be taken too seriously
>