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The Joy Of Hearing Dogs Eating

AJ: [Crunch Crunch Crunch. Lips Smacking]

Percy: [Crunch Crunch Crunch.] Yummy.

Gracie: [Taking one piece of meal after another over to the humans, now sits and eats.] Ah. Isn’t eating great Albert?

Albert: [Not looking up from his food bowl] Yeah. Foods are great. I love chicken, rice, chicken and rice, chicken with rice, rice with chicken. Toss in some water {SLURP}. Yep. Now it’s a whole meal.

AJ: Uhm. Albert? My bowl just has this brown stuff in it. Is it chicken?

Albert: [Going over to AJ’s bowl.] Sniff. Yep. That’s the stuff. Tastes great. Chicken and rice.

AJ: Which part is the chicken? Cuz it looks like my chicken sat out in the sun too long and got sunndy burned and the birds done ate the rice already. [Crunch] Not that I’m complaining. I’ll eat anything.

Albert: Like the tires you ate, the couch, the fence, the stuffed animal, the ….

AJ: Hey now. That stuffed dog looked real. It scared me. So I ate it.

Layne Heinyhttp://www.layneheiny.com
LPH is a high school physics teacher interested in the Apple iPad and iPhone, Microsoft Surface, Tablet PCs, and other mobile devices. He resides with one large dog who begs for pizza, hamburgers, French fries, and anything else on the dinner table.

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