"Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in message
news:4c3150b3$1@news.x-privat.org...
> Dr. Tinto wrote:
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>> "Drew" <Aylen1957@invalid.nospam.net> wrote in message
>> news:i0qggj$oig$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>> Geez and I thought all keyboards came with a windows key right between
>>> ctrl and alt. news to me and besides I thought it was win+tab?
>>
>> I asked my brother who is in the computer biz. He said, "it's on the
>> left
>> at the bottom". I looked and - there it was!!!!
>>
>> Then I loaded up a few programs - and pressed win + alt a bunch of
>> times -
>> it didn't work!!!!
>>
>
> Win+Tab, dumbass.
> Jebus, you are a dumb fuck.
> I hope Dr. is made up.
No Dr. Tinto is a real doctor. Dr. Tinto would be happy to treat you. Dr.
Tinto notices that you have a preoccupation with your own mortality which
impacts your interaction with others. Are you terminally ill with a short
term prognosis? Look at the bright side, we are all dying from the moment
of birth. None of us will avoid it.
You might wonder; Is Dr. Tinto a "good" doctor? I cannot answer that
question objectively. Nationwide, there are five deaths per year per
hospital, due to "mistakes". I admit to burying a few mistakes in my
career. Only one was by design rather than an accident. An abrasive
jackass,- someone with the same personality as yours, wanted to "dual" with
Dr. Tinto. It was easy to misdiagnose his problem and prescribe the wrong
drugs. He went downhill fast. If you would like to "end it all", Dr. Tinto
would be more than happy to help. I can prescribe the right "medicine" for
you, but if you want to blow your brains out instead, I would be happy to
send you a "Saturday night special".
vita non est vivere sed valere vita est