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ANN: I TRIED TO EAT JOEY "JAWS" HOT DOG AND WIN THE ANAL 4TH OF JULY FUDGE PACK CONTEST! THREAD OPE

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Kevin John Panzke

Flightless Bird
I TRIED TO SEE A REAL VAGINA BUT WHEN I WENT TO THE WOMANS REST ROOM, THEY
CALLED POLICE AND I RAN AWAY BEFORE THEY SAW ME. JUST FYI. I AM SO SAD. I
WILL NEVER GET TO SEE A REAL VAGINA AGAIN IN MY LIFE. JUST FYI.

LUCKY I HAVE A TUBE OF LUBE. JUST FYI!
 
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