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All about Alias

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Heywood Jablowme

Flightless Bird
Most know newsgroups such as these attract trolls. Alias is obviously a
troll, to be more precise the troll in residence in this newsgroup, but
Alias is much more than your garden variety troll.

Alias is a buffoon. That simply means Alias is a clown, obviously
some poorly educated loser, what many would simply call
stupid. To prove that point, Alias will post about Ubuntu and his
screwed up home life. He is classic welfare cheat to the very core
of his mentally unstable self.

What's an Alias? Really we're getting into degrees of stupid.
Alias excels at showing how stupid he can be. Alias loves to be the
retard who tells others to use Ubuntu while Alias violates the groups
rules. Alias will also create a countdown to the next vile version of
Ubuntu.

For good measure Alias will usually call you ill informed if you write
anything negative about his beloved Ubuntu.
This proves beyond a doubt that Alias is not playing with
a full deck.

Alias craves attention and acceptance, so he tries hard to impress
people. He loves to install Ubuntu then tell everyone that Ubuntu is great
when in reality, Alias can't use any of the programs that Ubuntu has to
offer. Alias will then cry and bitch about how Windows doesn't work.
Then Alias will install Ubuntu Alpha products and this retard will think
that everyone should install Ubuntu Alpha products.

Every place on the planet has Windows but this socially retarded maggot has
to post about Ubuntu constantly. He then eggs on other users and when they
call
him an idiot or retard, he will then bitch and complain. He can
dish it out but can't take it. Very selfish and childish.

Alias is quite the little crybaby. He's among the first to curse, yell
and bitch and he's always shaking his finger at others if they put known
troublemakers in their place, however Alias has given himself absolute
authority and dominion over everyone posting to this newsgroup. Alias
has actually said he can yell, curse and scream all he wants, because he has
a right to. Maybe Alias hears voices in his head. When pressed Alias
shits his pants.

Alias obviously is way short of a full deck. The mental picture most get
of Alias is some old fool beet red in the face, pounding his fist on his
desk as he curses somebody out.
Alias not being very creative always uses the same insults even though
he's never met any of us personally. So if Alias attacks you, you are
automatically an idiot and he will tell on you.

So what you should take away from this little post is Alias is mentally
unstable, a know deranged scum sucker, a proven Sheep Fucker and just the
biggest
Putz on Usenet you'll probably ever come across.
 
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