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Bill Yanaire, ESQ
Flightless Bird
Desert Island
Alias and his dog are shipwrecked onto a deserted island. After a few days
he decides to reconnoiter the island. Alias discovers that the only other
inhabitants are sheep. Alias recalls how his farm buddies would brag how
they would screw sheep for kicks and he says to himself: 'I'll never be that
desperate.'
Sooooo, a few days later Alias can't get those sheep out of his mind, and
soon he's sneaking up on the flock. Just as Alias is about to pounce on a
really cute one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go. Alias snaps to, and
thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same
scene happens every night for a month and the guy is really getting pissed
at the dog.
Suddenly one day, Alias spies a life raft bobbing in the surf. In the raft
is a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive. Alias takes her back to his
hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is
feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her....
She confronts Alias: 'I owe you my life. I'm yours forever. I'll do anything
you want'
'Anything?'
'Anything!!'
'OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!'
Alias and his dog are shipwrecked onto a deserted island. After a few days
he decides to reconnoiter the island. Alias discovers that the only other
inhabitants are sheep. Alias recalls how his farm buddies would brag how
they would screw sheep for kicks and he says to himself: 'I'll never be that
desperate.'
Sooooo, a few days later Alias can't get those sheep out of his mind, and
soon he's sneaking up on the flock. Just as Alias is about to pounce on a
really cute one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go. Alias snaps to, and
thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same
scene happens every night for a month and the guy is really getting pissed
at the dog.
Suddenly one day, Alias spies a life raft bobbing in the surf. In the raft
is a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive. Alias takes her back to his
hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is
feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her....
She confronts Alias: 'I owe you my life. I'm yours forever. I'll do anything
you want'
'Anything?'
'Anything!!'
'OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!'