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Alias and his Dad take a trip

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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
Two sheep herders, Alias and his Dad are flying the herd to a new farm in
Spain. Suddenly, the
engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Alias' Dad: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

Alias : What about the sheep ?!?

Alias' Dad: Fuck the sheep !!!!

Alias: (pause) Do you think we have time?
 
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