Marc Orchant: “I’m weak. I have no impulse control. My wife and my son are looking at me like I’ve taken complete leave of my senses. And I have yet to face the scorn of my daughter who will most likely roll her eyes and scathingly dismiss me as a complete geek. That’s OK. Their scorn will pass. I’m grinning like an idiot and having a blast with my new shiny bauble.”