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Ryan Aire
Flightless Bird
Seven years ago, the Poop Fetish community was embroiled in discussion about
an unfortunate traveler who claimed she was vacuum-suctioned to an airplane
toilet seat. Her claim was subsequently tested and disproven. But what was
never in doubt was the suction power of an airplane toilet.
AirTran Airlines has got some dude living on one of their planes for thirty
days as some sort of PR stunt. No, he has NOT gotten stuck on an airline
toilet. But he HAS provided an extremely visceral demonstration of just how
powerfully these airplane toilets do, indeed, suck. Behold on YouTube;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDEyLzvcDb8
Great Video, but:
I never had the occasion to pinch one off on an aircraft throne, even though
I've flown many times. To be honest, the noise in an airliner crap shack is
loud and very intimidating. Additionally, the shape and size of a airliner
shit closet is such that contortion of the body is mandatory to assume
either position to launch ordinance (for a male anyway). I could barely
relax enough to get a stream out of my piss pipe much less get a round out
of my crap cannon with all the noise and folks waiting on me to finish so
they could dump their own ordinance.
I used to rent a sailboat from the marina at the Navy Base in Long Beach, CA
and sail it to Catalina Island for the weekend. I discovered that when I
used the salt water throne at night in the dark (no moonlight), when I
flushed it using the salt water pump the bioluminesence glowed green in the
dark as the turds swirled out the bowl. When I first saw it I made all my
buddies who were on the boat with me get up to see it. Some were amazed like
me, one was pissed I woke him up for any reason, and one just pissed while
he was up and went back to bed. I'd forgotten all about that until Video
t(see above) riggered my memory.
Besides a boat, I pooped on a charter bus once. That sucked more than
AirTran airplane toilet.
To conclude:
Shitting on anything smaller than a319 is crap. I feel sorry for the fat
guys who have to dump on a crj or dash 8.
an unfortunate traveler who claimed she was vacuum-suctioned to an airplane
toilet seat. Her claim was subsequently tested and disproven. But what was
never in doubt was the suction power of an airplane toilet.
AirTran Airlines has got some dude living on one of their planes for thirty
days as some sort of PR stunt. No, he has NOT gotten stuck on an airline
toilet. But he HAS provided an extremely visceral demonstration of just how
powerfully these airplane toilets do, indeed, suck. Behold on YouTube;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDEyLzvcDb8
Great Video, but:
I never had the occasion to pinch one off on an aircraft throne, even though
I've flown many times. To be honest, the noise in an airliner crap shack is
loud and very intimidating. Additionally, the shape and size of a airliner
shit closet is such that contortion of the body is mandatory to assume
either position to launch ordinance (for a male anyway). I could barely
relax enough to get a stream out of my piss pipe much less get a round out
of my crap cannon with all the noise and folks waiting on me to finish so
they could dump their own ordinance.
I used to rent a sailboat from the marina at the Navy Base in Long Beach, CA
and sail it to Catalina Island for the weekend. I discovered that when I
used the salt water throne at night in the dark (no moonlight), when I
flushed it using the salt water pump the bioluminesence glowed green in the
dark as the turds swirled out the bowl. When I first saw it I made all my
buddies who were on the boat with me get up to see it. Some were amazed like
me, one was pissed I woke him up for any reason, and one just pissed while
he was up and went back to bed. I'd forgotten all about that until Video
t(see above) riggered my memory.
Besides a boat, I pooped on a charter bus once. That sucked more than
AirTran airplane toilet.
To conclude:
Shitting on anything smaller than a319 is crap. I feel sorry for the fat
guys who have to dump on a crj or dash 8.