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Thanks for Ruining My Computer, Alias

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Gordon

Flightless Bird
"Tony" <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote in message
news:4B6BA27F.11984AE9@TheDeli.Sandwich...
> Oh really? I refer to Ubuntu as * a cunt or two* knowing full well like
> getting
> fucked Ubuntu will fuck your computer.
>


Again - I suggest you pack yours up and return it to the shop and exchange
it for a Gameboy which will suit you MUCH better.

Ubuntu does NOT "fuck" your computer unless YOU tell it to.
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
"Moiv" <spam_me_not@the.net> wrote in message
news:RnOan.5719$pv.1836@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> Frank, I think you have mental issues.
>


You've only just worked that one out?
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
"Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
> causes.
>


Err WHAT "problems"?
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
"Avatar" <avatar@re.birth> wrote in message
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> An achievement worthy of recording in bold for posterity.
>


You mean as a Darwin Award?

http://www.darwinawards.com/
 
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Scott Brooks

Flightless Bird
On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:17:46 -0600, Ctrl?/Alt?/Del wrote:

> My brand new computer is dead in the water and I don't know if it will
> ever work again.


I think you are right it will never work again! To lessen your pain I will
give you $25 USD and pay for shipping!

--
Scott Brooks
 
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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:hkgkok$b9t$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> "Tony" <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote in message
> news:4B6BA27F.11984AE9@TheDeli.Sandwich...
>> Oh really? I refer to Ubuntu as * a cunt or two* knowing full well like
>> getting
>> fucked Ubuntu will fuck your computer.
>>

>
> Again - I suggest you pack yours up and return it to the shop and exchange
> it for a Gameboy which will suit you MUCH better.
>
> Ubuntu does NOT "fuck" your computer unless YOU tell it to.
>
>


Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err. Umm.
Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
 
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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:hkgkpq$bcv$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> "Moiv" <spam_me_not@the.net> wrote in message
> news:RnOan.5719$pv.1836@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>
>> Frank, I think you have mental issues.
>>

>
> You've only just worked that one out?


Err, Gordon is the <sigh> one with mental issues. Umm. He is the group NET
COP with the shiny badge. Err Umm.
 
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Frank

Flightless Bird
Moiv wrote:
> "Frank" <fb@amk.cmo> wrote in message news:4b6b7a3e@news.x-privat.org...
> ray wrote:
>> On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:12:59 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>> "ray" <ray@zianet.com> wrote in message
>>> news:7t1290F9tuU13@mid.individual.net...
>>>> On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:17:46 -0600, Ctrl?/Alt?/Del wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Well, after reading Alias' posts day after day, I decided it was safe
>>>>> to try Ubuntu. I went through the installation process and when it got
>>>>> to the highly complicated area where I was forced to partition my
>>>>> harddrive, I didn't really know what to do.
>>>>>
>>>>> I am not a very highly technical or advanced computer user and I made
>>>>> a horrible mistake somehow. I formatted or partitioned or deleted my
>>>>> harddrive, somehow.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing works now, I just get a screen telling me that MBR is missing,
>>>>> whatever that is.
>>>>>
>>>>> My brand new computer is dead in the water and I don't know if it will
>>>>> ever work again. I had to drag out an old Packard Bell from 1995 just
>>>>> to get back online and make this post.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing works, my Dell Operating System CD will not even boot the
>>>>> computer now.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks a whole fucking lot, Alias. I don't have any system images
>>>>> because I have never known how to make one. I don't think it would
>>>>> work anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>> The Ubuntu Live CD will not even work now; I don't know what to do
>>>>> except just give up.
>>>> You could always restore from your backup.
>>> HA HA HA - He got you also. He's a putz and his post was a joke.

>> No shit, sherlock - I also assumed he would not have a backup even if it
>> was on the level.
>> We all know it's virtually impossible to screw up a Linux install.

>
>> We? You pregnant? You have no idea what you're (trying) to talk about.
>> Best you just STFU and slim away...like the snake you are.

>
>
> Frank, I think you have mental issues.
>
> That is all
>
>

Sorry, but I don't use linux.
Oops!
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:

>
> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err. Umm.
> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.


because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's NEVER
"fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows HAS......
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>
>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
>>> causes.
>>>

>>
>> Err WHAT "problems"?

>
> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>


So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random vague
post?

--
Bill Yanaire would be funny if he wasn't so fucking STUPID
 
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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>>
>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err. Umm.
>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.

>
> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's NEVER
> "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows HAS......


Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
 
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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhnbs$na6$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>
>>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
>>>> causes.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Err WHAT "problems"?

>>
>> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>>

>
> So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random vague
> post?
>


You are the forums NET COP. You tell others what to post, where to post,
question most about why they do what they do? Kinda like a meddling
mother-in-law.


> --
> Bill Yanaire would be funny if he wasn't so fucking STUPID


Sorry - NOT stupid. Now shove your head back up your ass where it belongs.
Make sure to duct-tape it shut so your head doesn't fall out and hit the
floor.

Err.
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Frank wrote:
> Moiv wrote:
>> "Frank" <fb@amk.cmo> wrote in message news:4b6b7a3e@news.x-privat.org...
>> ray wrote:
>>> On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:12:59 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>> "ray" <ray@zianet.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:7t1290F9tuU13@mid.individual.net...
>>>>> On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:17:46 -0600, Ctrl?/Alt?/Del wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, after reading Alias' posts day after day, I decided it was safe
>>>>>> to try Ubuntu. I went through the installation process and when it
>>>>>> got
>>>>>> to the highly complicated area where I was forced to partition my
>>>>>> harddrive, I didn't really know what to do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am not a very highly technical or advanced computer user and I made
>>>>>> a horrible mistake somehow. I formatted or partitioned or deleted my
>>>>>> harddrive, somehow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nothing works now, I just get a screen telling me that MBR is
>>>>>> missing,
>>>>>> whatever that is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My brand new computer is dead in the water and I don't know if it
>>>>>> will
>>>>>> ever work again. I had to drag out an old Packard Bell from 1995 just
>>>>>> to get back online and make this post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nothing works, my Dell Operating System CD will not even boot the
>>>>>> computer now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks a whole fucking lot, Alias. I don't have any system images
>>>>>> because I have never known how to make one. I don't think it would
>>>>>> work anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Ubuntu Live CD will not even work now; I don't know what to do
>>>>>> except just give up.
>>>>> You could always restore from your backup.
>>>> HA HA HA - He got you also. He's a putz and his post was a joke.
>>> No shit, sherlock - I also assumed he would not have a backup even if
>>> it was on the level.
>>> We all know it's virtually impossible to screw up a Linux install.

>>
>>> We? You pregnant? You have no idea what you're (trying) to talk
>>> about. Best you just STFU and slim away...like the snake you are.

>>
>>
>> Frank, I think you have mental issues.
>>
>> That is all
>>

> Sorry, but I don't use linux.
> Oops!


Doesn't matter. You have mental issues.

--
Alias
 
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Frank

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>> Moiv wrote:
>>> "Frank" <fb@amk.cmo> wrote in message news:4b6b7a3e@news.x-privat.org...
>>> ray wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:12:59 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "ray" <ray@zianet.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:7t1290F9tuU13@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>> On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:17:46 -0600, Ctrl?/Alt?/Del wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, after reading Alias' posts day after day, I decided it was
>>>>>>> safe
>>>>>>> to try Ubuntu. I went through the installation process and when
>>>>>>> it got
>>>>>>> to the highly complicated area where I was forced to partition my
>>>>>>> harddrive, I didn't really know what to do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I am not a very highly technical or advanced computer user and I
>>>>>>> made
>>>>>>> a horrible mistake somehow. I formatted or partitioned or deleted my
>>>>>>> harddrive, somehow.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nothing works now, I just get a screen telling me that MBR is
>>>>>>> missing,
>>>>>>> whatever that is.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My brand new computer is dead in the water and I don't know if it
>>>>>>> will
>>>>>>> ever work again. I had to drag out an old Packard Bell from 1995
>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>> to get back online and make this post.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nothing works, my Dell Operating System CD will not even boot the
>>>>>>> computer now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks a whole fucking lot, Alias. I don't have any system images
>>>>>>> because I have never known how to make one. I don't think it would
>>>>>>> work anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Ubuntu Live CD will not even work now; I don't know what to do
>>>>>>> except just give up.
>>>>>> You could always restore from your backup.
>>>>> HA HA HA - He got you also. He's a putz and his post was a joke.
>>>> No shit, sherlock - I also assumed he would not have a backup even
>>>> if it was on the level.
>>>> We all know it's virtually impossible to screw up a Linux install.
>>>
>>>> We? You pregnant? You have no idea what you're (trying) to talk
>>>> about. Best you just STFU and slim away...like the snake you are.
>>>
>>>
>>> Frank, I think you have mental issues.
>>>
>>> That is all
>>>

>> Sorry, but I don't use linux.
>> Oops!

>
> Doesn't matter.


Of course it matters.

You have mental issues.

Projecting? As usual? Look in the mirror you sick POS!
Oops!
>
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err. Umm.
>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.

>>
>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>> HAS......

>
> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>
>

Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're over
the pond...)
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 18:23, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkhnbs$na6$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>
>>>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
>>>>> causes.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Err WHAT "problems"?
>>>
>>> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>>>

>>
>> So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random
>> vague post?
>>

>
> You are the forums NET COP. You tell others what to post, where to post,
> question most about why they do what they do? Kinda like a meddling
> mother-in-law.
>
>


Examples? How is a QUESTION an order?
Idiot.


--
Yanaire - if he wasn't so fucking stupid he'd be funny.
 
C

Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del

Flightless Bird
All the name calling is great but, I can no longer use my computer. I
know all of you are geniuses when it comes to computer knowledge but, I
am just a regular user.

Ubuntu and Alias have destroyed my computer and I feel very sad. I have
no idea what steps to take or how to go about fixing it.
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhquv$n3u$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err.
>>>> Umm.
>>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
>>>
>>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>>> HAS......

>>
>> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>>
>>

> Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're over
> the pond...)
>


And you still can't get it right! LOL! I told you to stick to something
more up your alley. Ubuntu. Windows is way over your head.
 
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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhr15$n3u$3@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 18:23, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hkhnbs$na6$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
>>>>>> causes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Err WHAT "problems"?
>>>>
>>>> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>>>>
>>>
>>> So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random
>>> vague post?
>>>

>>
>> You are the forums NET COP. You tell others what to post, where to post,
>> question most about why they do what they do? Kinda like a meddling
>> mother-in-law.
>>
>>

>
> Examples? How is a QUESTION an order?
> Idiot.
>
>

You really think I am going to search thousands of posts looking for an
example? Sorry. You already know your style.
 
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Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote in message
news:07som59kqiq8vmv2sibnf6kq1dv3l0n6a2@4ax.com...
> All the name calling is great but, I can no longer use my computer. I
> know all of you are geniuses when it comes to computer knowledge but, I
> am just a regular user.
>


In that case, power down your PC and call the Salvation Army. They will put
it to good use. You have no business using a computer.


> Ubuntu and Alias have destroyed my computer and I feel very sad. I have
> no idea what steps to take or how to go about fixing it.


Call a doctor and get lots of propofol. Administer the drug every 30
minutes. Do not stop.
 
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