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Thanks for Ruining My Computer, Alias

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Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 19:28, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del wrote:
> All the name calling is great but, I can no longer use my computer. I
> know all of you are geniuses when it comes to computer knowledge but, I
> am just a regular user.
>
> Ubuntu and Alias have destroyed my computer and I feel very sad. I have
> no idea what steps to take or how to go about fixing it.

If you cannot boot from the CD anymore with anything then your CDROM
drive is hosed. Ubuntu did NOT do that.
 
G

Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 19:30, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkhquv$n3u$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err.
>>>>> Umm.
>>>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
>>>>
>>>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>>>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>>>> HAS......
>>>
>>> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>>>
>>>
>> Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're
>> over the pond...)
>>
>
> And you still can't get it right! LOL! I told you to stick to something
> more up your alley. Ubuntu. Windows is way over your head.
>
>
I'll have you know I was nominated for MVP last year. So stick THAT up
your arse - along with your head.

--
Dan C - if he wasn't so fucking rude he'd be funny.
 
G

Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 19:31, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkhr15$n3u$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 18:23, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hkhnbs$na6$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>>>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
>>>>>>> causes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Err WHAT "problems"?
>>>>>
>>>>> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random
>>>> vague post?
>>>>
>>>
>>> You are the forums NET COP. You tell others what to post, where to post,
>>> question most about why they do what they do? Kinda like a meddling
>>> mother-in-law.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Examples? How is a QUESTION an order?
>> Idiot.
>>
>>
> You really think I am going to search thousands of posts looking for an
> example? Sorry. You already know your style.
>
>
Well YOU made the accusation - YOU prove it.

--
Dan C - if he wasn't so fucking rude he'd be funny.
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhsho$8i9$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 19:30, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hkhquv$n3u$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err.
>>>>>> Umm.
>>>>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
>>>>>
>>>>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>>>>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>>>>> HAS......
>>>>
>>>> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're
>>> over the pond...)
>>>
>>
>> And you still can't get it right! LOL! I told you to stick to something
>> more up your alley. Ubuntu. Windows is way over your head.
>>
>>
> I'll have you know I was nominated for MVP last year. So stick THAT up
> your arse - along with your head.
>

You were nominated for MVP? Didn't get it did you? I hear with any
nomination and $4.95 you can get a small coffee at Starbucks!


> --
> Dan C - if he wasn't so fucking rude he'd be funny.

Who is trying to be funny? Just FYI.
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhsj0$8i9$3@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 19:31, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hkhr15$n3u$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On 05/02/2010 18:23, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:hkhnbs$na6$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>>>>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems Linux
>>>>>>>> causes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Err WHAT "problems"?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random
>>>>> vague post?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You are the forums NET COP. You tell others what to post, where to
>>>> post,
>>>> question most about why they do what they do? Kinda like a meddling
>>>> mother-in-law.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Examples? How is a QUESTION an order?
>>> Idiot.
>>>
>>>
>> You really think I am going to search thousands of posts looking for an
>> example? Sorry. You already know your style.
>>
>>
> Well YOU made the accusation - YOU prove it.
>
Since I am a consultant working for myself, if you want me to do some work,
I would be happy to help you out. First, I would need a retainer and since
this would be a small job, I think $100 would be fair to start work. How
would you like to pay? Credit card? Wire transfer? Please advise.
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkhsfp$8i9$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 19:28, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del wrote:
>> All the name calling is great but, I can no longer use my computer. I
>> know all of you are geniuses when it comes to computer knowledge but, I
>> am just a regular user.
>>
>> Ubuntu and Alias have destroyed my computer and I feel very sad. I have
>> no idea what steps to take or how to go about fixing it.
>
> If you cannot boot from the CD anymore with anything then your CDROM drive
> is hosed. Ubuntu did NOT do that.
>
>

Do you not get it? He is just fucking with us. Don't give him a straight
answer. He's kinda like you. An idiot.
 
G

Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 05/02/2010 19:54, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>

>>
> Since I am a consultant working for myself, if you want me to do some
> work, I would be happy to help you out. First, I would need a retainer
> and since this would be a small job, I think $100 would be fair to start
> work. How would you like to pay? Credit card? Wire transfer? Please advise.
>

Yeah - move the goal posts.
Loser......

Plonk.
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hkht4k$e69$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 05/02/2010 19:54, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>
>>>
>> Since I am a consultant working for myself, if you want me to do some
>> work, I would be happy to help you out. First, I would need a retainer
>> and since this would be a small job, I think $100 would be fair to start
>> work. How would you like to pay? Credit card? Wire transfer? Please
>> advise.
>>
>
> Yeah - move the goal posts.
> Loser......
>
> Plonk.

Remember to flush right after a Plonk. Just FYI.
 
C

Char Jackson

Flightless Bird
On Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:28:09 -0600, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
<Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote:

>Ubuntu and Alias have destroyed my computer and I feel very sad. I have
>no idea what steps to take or how to go about fixing it.

Your situation is not complicated at all to someone who knows their
way around. I suggest you get some local help, if available.
 
P

Peter Foldes

Flightless Bird
And you with all the brains cannot see that you are sparring with Alias and not with
Gordon. Gordon only posted 1 single post in this thread which was the first one from
him. Check the posting properties

--
Peter

Please Reply to Newsgroup for the benefit of others
Requests for assistance by email can not and will not be acknowledged.

"Bill Yanaire, ESQ" <bill@yanaire.org> wrote in message
news:4b6c7719$1@news.x-privat.org...
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkhsho$8i9$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 19:30, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hkhquv$n3u$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err.
>>>>>>> Umm.
>>>>>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>>>>>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>>>>>> HAS......
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're
>>>> over the pond...)
>>>>
>>>
>>> And you still can't get it right! LOL! I told you to stick to something
>>> more up your alley. Ubuntu. Windows is way over your head.
>>>
>>>
>> I'll have you know I was nominated for MVP last year. So stick THAT up your
>> arse - along with your head.
>>
>
> You were nominated for MVP? Didn't get it did you? I hear with any nomination
> and $4.95 you can get a small coffee at Starbucks!
>
>
>> --
>> Dan C - if he wasn't so fucking rude he'd be funny.
>
> Who is trying to be funny? Just FYI.
>
>
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
99.99% of the time I know who I am replying to. What makes you believe the
posts directed to Gordon are meant for Alias?



"Peter Foldes" <okf22@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:hki28o$n9u$1@speranza.aioe.org...
> And you with all the brains cannot see that you are sparring with Alias
> and not with Gordon. Gordon only posted 1 single post in this thread which
> was the first one from him. Check the posting properties
>
> --
> Peter
>
> Please Reply to Newsgroup for the benefit of others
> Requests for assistance by email can not and will not be acknowledged.
>
> "Bill Yanaire, ESQ" <bill@yanaire.org> wrote in message
> news:4b6c7719$1@news.x-privat.org...
>>
>>
>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hkhsho$8i9$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On 05/02/2010 19:30, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:hkhquv$n3u$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err.
>>>>>>>> Umm.
>>>>>>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>>>>>>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>>>>>>> HAS......
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're
>>>>> over the pond...)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And you still can't get it right! LOL! I told you to stick to something
>>>> more up your alley. Ubuntu. Windows is way over your head.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> I'll have you know I was nominated for MVP last year. So stick THAT up
>>> your arse - along with your head.
>>>
>>
>> You were nominated for MVP? Didn't get it did you? I hear with any
>> nomination and $4.95 you can get a small coffee at Starbucks!
>>
>>
>>> --
>>> Dan C - if he wasn't so fucking rude he'd be funny.
>>
>> Who is trying to be funny? Just FYI.
>>
>>
>
 
P

Peter Foldes

Flightless Bird
The posts from Gordon is an Alias and not Gordon with the exception of the first
two. Unless it is you masquerading as Gordon

--
Peter

Please Reply to Newsgroup for the benefit of others
Requests for assistance by email can not and will not be acknowledged.

"Bill Yanaire, ESQ" <bill@yanaire.org> wrote in message
news:4b6c8e03$1@news.x-privat.org...
> 99.99% of the time I know who I am replying to. What makes you believe the posts
> directed to Gordon are meant for Alias?
>
>
>
> "Peter Foldes" <okf22@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hki28o$n9u$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>> And you with all the brains cannot see that you are sparring with Alias and not
>> with Gordon. Gordon only posted 1 single post in this thread which was the first
>> one from him. Check the posting properties
>>
>> --
>> Peter
>>
>> Please Reply to Newsgroup for the benefit of others
>> Requests for assistance by email can not and will not be acknowledged.
>>
>> "Bill Yanaire, ESQ" <bill@yanaire.org> wrote in message
>> news:4b6c7719$1@news.x-privat.org...
>>>
>>>
>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hkhsho$8i9$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On 05/02/2010 19:30, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:hkhquv$n3u$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>> On 05/02/2010 18:20, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:hkhn9f$na6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:04, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Err <sigh> how do you know Ubuntu does NOT fuck your computer? Err.
>>>>>>>>> Umm.
>>>>>>>>> Been polishing that NET COP badge Gordon? Err.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> because I USE it you dickhead. In a dual boot with Win 7. And it's
>>>>>>>> NEVER "fucked" any computer I've ever run it on. However, Windows
>>>>>>>> HAS......
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Maybe you just don't know how to use Windows. Stick with Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Been using Windows since you were in nappies (or diapers if you're
>>>>>> over the pond...)
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And you still can't get it right! LOL! I told you to stick to something
>>>>> more up your alley. Ubuntu. Windows is way over your head.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> I'll have you know I was nominated for MVP last year. So stick THAT up your
>>>> arse - along with your head.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You were nominated for MVP? Didn't get it did you? I hear with any nomination
>>> and $4.95 you can get a small coffee at Starbucks!
>>>
>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Dan C - if he wasn't so fucking rude he'd be funny.
>>>
>>> Who is trying to be funny? Just FYI.
>>>
>>>
>>
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkht4k$e69$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 19:54, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>
>>>>
>>> Since I am a consultant working for myself, if you want me to do some
>>> work, I would be happy to help you out. First, I would need a retainer
>>> and since this would be a small job, I think $100 would be fair to start
>>> work. How would you like to pay? Credit card? Wire transfer? Please
>>> advise.
>>>
>>
>> Yeah - move the goal posts.
>> Loser......
>>
>> Plonk.
>
> Remember to flush right after a Plonk. Just FYI.
>
>

More grade school humor from the nymshifter. Does your wife roll her
eyes when you tell jokes at cocktail parties?

--
Alias
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>
> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hkhsj0$8i9$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 05/02/2010 19:31, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:hkhr15$n3u$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On 05/02/2010 18:23, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Gordon" <gbplinux@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:hkhnbs$na6$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>> On 05/02/2010 16:06, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Gordon" <gordonbparker@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:hkgkqq$bgr$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Pulse" <pulse@net.newsgroup.nospam.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:hkfr02$o6o$1@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>>>>>>> MaxBlast 4's zero-fill utility can solve many of the problems
>>>>>>>>> Linux
>>>>>>>>> causes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Err WHAT "problems"?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Err <sigh> the NET COP Syndrome that you have. Err Umm. Err.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So what's "netcop" about asking what problems in reply to a random
>>>>>> vague post?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You are the forums NET COP. You tell others what to post, where to
>>>>> post,
>>>>> question most about why they do what they do? Kinda like a meddling
>>>>> mother-in-law.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Examples? How is a QUESTION an order?
>>>> Idiot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> You really think I am going to search thousands of posts looking for an
>>> example? Sorry. You already know your style.
>>>
>>>
>> Well YOU made the accusation - YOU prove it.
>>
> Since I am a consultant working for myself.

How much do you pay yourself?

--
Alias
 
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