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Re: The King Of Linux. Check This Dude out!

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Ofeelya Pratt

Flightless Bird
On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:

> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
>
> www.boycottnovell.com
> and
> www.schestowitz.com
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
>
> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
>
> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
> I can't.
> Where are my balls?
> I want my cock back.........
> Mark Kent has left me.
> Homer has left me.
> William Poaster has left me.
> What do I do?
>
> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------


You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Ofeelya Pratt wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:
>
>> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
>> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
>>
>> www.boycottnovell.com
>> and
>> www.schestowitz.com
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
>>
>> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
>>
>> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
>> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
>> I can't.
>> Where are my balls?
>> I want my cock back.........
>> Mark Kent has left me.
>> Homer has left me.
>> William Poaster has left me.
>> What do I do?
>>
>> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------

>
> You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
> sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
> good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
> population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
> some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
> than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
> own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
> and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.


"illetrate" and "embarressed"? LOL, the irony!

What's no wonder is how clueless you are.

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Alias
 
R

Ripped

Flightless Bird
"Ofeelya Pratt" <dimethalthorocajunjuice@cannibus.org> wrote in message
news:1me6uoyaob6em$.174atyofkf052$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:
>
>> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
>> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
>>
>> www.boycottnovell.com
>> and
>> www.schestowitz.com
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
>>
>> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
>>
>> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
>> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
>> I can't.
>> Where are my balls?
>> I want my cock back.........
>> Mark Kent has left me.
>> Homer has left me.
>> William Poaster has left me.
>> What do I do?
>>
>> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------

>
> You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
> sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
> good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
> population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
> some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
> than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
> own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
> and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.


First you say Linux isn't half bad but subsequently you claim that Linux is
poor.
So which one is it you lame moron?
You also spelled illiterate and embarrassed incorrectly.
Please consider switching over to the Linux side of the war because you are
making the rest of us Windows users look foolish.
Apologies to all for allowing one of our DNA experiments to escape from the
lab.
 
G

Gordon

Flightless Bird
Ofeelya Pratt wrote:

> Most are illetrate


Eh? Pot kettle and black!
 
B

Bill Yanaire, ESQ

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <Alias@nospam.com.invalid> wrote in message
news:hi810n$v17$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> Ofeelya Pratt wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:
>>
>>> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
>>> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
>>>
>>> www.boycottnovell.com
>>> and
>>> www.schestowitz.com
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
>>>
>>> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
>>>
>>> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
>>> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
>>> I can't.
>>> Where are my balls?
>>> I want my cock back.........
>>> Mark Kent has left me.
>>> Homer has left me.
>>> William Poaster has left me.
>>> What do I do?
>>>
>>> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------

>>
>> You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
>> sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
>> good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
>> population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
>> some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
>> than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
>> own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
>> and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.

>
> "illetrate" and "embarressed"? LOL, the irony!
>
> What's no wonder is how clueless you are.
>
> --
> Alias


You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
procedure is finished.
 
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RonB

Flightless Bird
On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:

> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
> procedure is finished.


Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

--
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"RonB" <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
>> procedure is finished.

>
> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?


Where do you sign on to it? Is there a password?


Heh...I bothered reading some of them when they first started having
them....never again. All they are are weak attempts to convince you that
you don't own what you bought. If they want to stop piracy, let them give
the stuff away.
 
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Nothingspecial

Flightless Bird
On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 16:03:23 -0600, Lord Vetinari wrote:

> "RonB" <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
>>> procedure is finished.

>>
>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

>
> Where do you sign on to it? Is there a password?
>
>
> Heh...I bothered reading some of them when they first started having
> them....never again. All they are are weak attempts to convince you that
> you don't own what you bought. If they want to stop piracy, let them give
> the stuff away.


They already do, although they may not realize it.
See alt.binaries.warez or alt.boneless for details.
But don't come bitching when all your personal financial data is
posted on some Russian hacker site.
--
Nothingspecial
Pickers Rule!
1/8/2010 7:53:56 PM
 
S

Snit

Flightless Bird
RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10 2:38
PM:

> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>
>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
>> procedure is finished.

>
> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?


You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.

:)


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R

Rockinghorse Winner

Flightless Bird
Ofeelya Pratt <dimethalthorocajunjuice@cannibus.org> writes:

>On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:


>You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
>sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
>good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
>population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
>some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
>than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
>own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
>and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.


If you are going to accuse a class of people of being "illetrate social
outcasts", it helps your point enormously if you get the spelling correct.
;)


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G

GreyCloud

Flightless Bird
Snit wrote:
> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10 2:38
> PM:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>
>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
>>> procedure is finished.

>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

>
> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
>
> :)
>
>


I must have missed that one... what was it?
 
G

Goblin

Flightless Bird
Rockinghorse Winner wrote:
> Ofeelya Pratt <dimethalthorocajunjuice@cannibus.org> writes:
>
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:

>
>> You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
>> sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
>> good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
>> population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
>> some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
>> than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
>> own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
>> and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.

>
> If you are going to accuse a class of people of being "illetrate social
> outcasts", it helps your point enormously if you get the spelling correct.
> ;)
>
>


Having said all that you have to give the poster credit, they have
managed to get all the untrue stereo types into one paragraph.

You've got the key "fear" word there, "Zealot" and you have to admire
their unintentional attempt to entertain with their "illetrate" bit.

It nice when we see quotes like this, it brightens up the
newsgroup....having said that my goatee needs a little trim.

My favorite part:

Quote "Linux isn't half as bad as some people like to claim but the
Linux zealots are at least 10x worse than people think"

Classic material.

Regards all,

Bearded Goblin.


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RonB

Flightless Bird
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:56:26 -0700, GreyCloud wrote:

> Snit wrote:
>> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10
>> 2:38 PM:
>>
>>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when
>>>> the procedure is finished.
>>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of
>>> self-castration?

>>
>> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
>> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
>>
>> :)
>>
>>
>>

> I must have missed that one... what was it?


I think Snit was just making the point that he never has to worry about
castrating himself. He would have to have a set for that to become an
issue.

--
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"
 
S

Snit

Flightless Bird
GreyCloud stated in post ApGdndLcWsCxFdTWnZ2dnUVZ_oxi4p2d@bresnan.com on
1/10/10 12:56 AM:

> Snit wrote:
>> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10 2:38
>> PM:
>>
>>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
>>>> procedure is finished.
>>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

>>
>> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
>> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
>>
>> :)
>>
>>

>
> I must have missed that one... what was it?


See post: Yb72n.3759$%P5.1288@newsfe21.iad

Talks about how he had to castrate himself. :)

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S

Snit

Flightless Bird
RonB stated in post hic37i$jh5$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/10/10 1:30
AM:

> On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:56:26 -0700, GreyCloud wrote:
>
>> Snit wrote:
>>> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10
>>> 2:38 PM:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when
>>>>> the procedure is finished.
>>>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of
>>>> self-castration?
>>>
>>> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
>>> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
>>>
>>> :)
>>>
>>>
>>>

>> I must have missed that one... what was it?

>
> I think Snit was just making the point that he never has to worry about
> castrating himself. He would have to have a set for that to become an
> issue.


Hey, you are the one who described your *own* actions as a form of
self-castration. Now you are whining. Oh well.


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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Nothingspecial" <nothingspecial4u2c@blogmail.org> wrote in message
news:1xho572s23p6g$.hfu4nsgk74u1.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 16:03:23 -0600, Lord Vetinari wrote:
>
>> "RonB" <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
>>>
>>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
>>>> procedure is finished.
>>>
>>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of
>>> self-castration?

>>
>> Where do you sign on to it? Is there a password?
>>
>>
>> Heh...I bothered reading some of them when they first started having
>> them....never again. All they are are weak attempts to convince you that
>> you don't own what you bought. If they want to stop piracy, let them
>> give
>> the stuff away.

>
> They already do, although they may not realize it.
> See alt.binaries.warez or alt.boneless for details.


If someone who doesn't have permission gives someone else's property away,
it doesn't count as the owner giving it away. Or is that not obvious to
you?

> But don't come bitching when all your personal financial data is
> posted on some Russian hacker site.


Ah, so you're under the impression that I play roulette with my computer.
Here's some news for you, sucker. My system is quite secure, and I never
assume that anything I download, and/or install is clean. No matter _what_
the source.
 
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