1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Re: The King Of Linux. Check This Dude out!

Discussion in 'Windows 7' started by Ofeelya Pratt, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. Ofeelya Pratt

    Ofeelya Pratt Flightless Bird

    On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:

    > This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
    > Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
    >
    > www.boycottnovell.com
    > and
    > www.schestowitz.com
    >
    > http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
    >
    > ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
    >
    > I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
    > medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
    > I can't.
    > Where are my balls?
    > I want my cock back.........
    > Mark Kent has left me.
    > Homer has left me.
    > William Poaster has left me.
    > What do I do?
    >
    > ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------


    You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
    sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
    good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
    population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
    some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
    than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
    own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
    and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.
     
  2. Alias

    Alias Flightless Bird

    Ofeelya Pratt wrote:
    > On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:
    >
    >> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
    >> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
    >>
    >> www.boycottnovell.com
    >> and
    >> www.schestowitz.com
    >>
    >> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
    >>
    >> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
    >>
    >> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
    >> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
    >> I can't.
    >> Where are my balls?
    >> I want my cock back.........
    >> Mark Kent has left me.
    >> Homer has left me.
    >> William Poaster has left me.
    >> What do I do?
    >>
    >> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------

    >
    > You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
    > sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
    > good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
    > population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
    > some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
    > than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
    > own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
    > and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.


    "illetrate" and "embarressed"? LOL, the irony!

    What's no wonder is how clueless you are.

    --
    Alias
     
  3. Ripped

    Ripped Flightless Bird

    "Ofeelya Pratt" <dimethalthorocajunjuice@cannibus.org> wrote in message
    news:1me6uoyaob6em$.174atyofkf052$.dlg@40tude.net...
    > On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:
    >
    >> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
    >> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
    >>
    >> www.boycottnovell.com
    >> and
    >> www.schestowitz.com
    >>
    >> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
    >>
    >> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
    >>
    >> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
    >> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
    >> I can't.
    >> Where are my balls?
    >> I want my cock back.........
    >> Mark Kent has left me.
    >> Homer has left me.
    >> William Poaster has left me.
    >> What do I do?
    >>
    >> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------

    >
    > You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
    > sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
    > good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
    > population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
    > some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
    > than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
    > own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
    > and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.


    First you say Linux isn't half bad but subsequently you claim that Linux is
    poor.
    So which one is it you lame moron?
    You also spelled illiterate and embarrassed incorrectly.
    Please consider switching over to the Linux side of the war because you are
    making the rest of us Windows users look foolish.
    Apologies to all for allowing one of our DNA experiments to escape from the
    lab.
     
  4. Gordon

    Gordon Flightless Bird

    Ofeelya Pratt wrote:

    > Most are illetrate


    Eh? Pot kettle and black!
     
  5. Bill Yanaire, ESQ

    Bill Yanaire, ESQ Flightless Bird

    "Alias" <Alias@nospam.com.invalid> wrote in message
    news:hi810n$v17$2@news.eternal-september.org...
    > Ofeelya Pratt wrote:
    >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:
    >>
    >>> This uber fuck spends 24x7 posting hate messages about Windows and
    >>> Microsoft over in comp.os.linux.advocacy and on these sites as well:
    >>>
    >>> www.boycottnovell.com
    >>> and
    >>> www.schestowitz.com
    >>>
    >>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/742001a063fc05db
    >>>
    >>> ---->>>>Quote<<<<<<------
    >>>
    >>> I decided to castrate myself for the Linux cause, but I thought with
    >>> medical injections I might be able to achieve an erection.
    >>> I can't.
    >>> Where are my balls?
    >>> I want my cock back.........
    >>> Mark Kent has left me.
    >>> Homer has left me.
    >>> William Poaster has left me.
    >>> What do I do?
    >>>
    >>> ---->>>EndQuote<<<<-------

    >>
    >> You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
    >> sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
    >> good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
    >> population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
    >> some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
    >> than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
    >> own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
    >> and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.

    >
    > "illetrate" and "embarressed"? LOL, the irony!
    >
    > What's no wonder is how clueless you are.
    >
    > --
    > Alias


    You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    procedure is finished.
     
  6. RonB

    RonB Flightless Bird

    On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:

    > You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    > procedure is finished.


    Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

    --
    RonB
    "There's a story there...somewhere"
     
  7. Lord Vetinari

    Lord Vetinari Flightless Bird

    "RonB" <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org...
    > On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >
    >> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    >> procedure is finished.

    >
    > Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?


    Where do you sign on to it? Is there a password?


    Heh...I bothered reading some of them when they first started having
    them....never again. All they are are weak attempts to convince you that
    you don't own what you bought. If they want to stop piracy, let them give
    the stuff away.
     
  8. Nothingspecial

    Nothingspecial Flightless Bird

    On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 16:03:23 -0600, Lord Vetinari wrote:

    > "RonB" <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org...
    >> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >>
    >>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    >>> procedure is finished.

    >>
    >> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

    >
    > Where do you sign on to it? Is there a password?
    >
    >
    > Heh...I bothered reading some of them when they first started having
    > them....never again. All they are are weak attempts to convince you that
    > you don't own what you bought. If they want to stop piracy, let them give
    > the stuff away.


    They already do, although they may not realize it.
    See alt.binaries.warez or alt.boneless for details.
    But don't come bitching when all your personal financial data is
    posted on some Russian hacker site.
    --
    Nothingspecial
    Pickers Rule!
    1/8/2010 7:53:56 PM
     
  9. Snit

    Snit Flightless Bird

    RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10 2:38
    PM:

    > On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >
    >> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    >> procedure is finished.

    >
    > Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?


    You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
    machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.

    :)


    --
    [INSERT .SIG HERE]
     
  10. Rockinghorse Winner

    Rockinghorse Winner Flightless Bird

    Ofeelya Pratt <dimethalthorocajunjuice@cannibus.org> writes:

    >On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:


    >You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
    >sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
    >good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
    >population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
    >some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
    >than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
    >own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
    >and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.


    If you are going to accuse a class of people of being "illetrate social
    outcasts", it helps your point enormously if you get the spelling correct.
    ;)


    --
    Powered by Linux 2.6.31.6-166 Fedora 12
    In rotation: Pacific Ocean Blue (D. Wilson) 2.6.31.5-0.1 OpenSUSE 11.2
    "Hug your cat today" 2.6.24-16 Mint Elyssa
     
  11. GreyCloud

    GreyCloud Flightless Bird

    Snit wrote:
    > RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10 2:38
    > PM:
    >
    >> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >>
    >>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    >>> procedure is finished.

    >> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

    >
    > You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
    > machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
    >
    > :)
    >
    >


    I must have missed that one... what was it?
     
  12. Goblin

    Goblin Flightless Bird

    Rockinghorse Winner wrote:
    > Ofeelya Pratt <dimethalthorocajunjuice@cannibus.org> writes:
    >
    >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 21:08:08 -0500, knutsenbalgradertjr wrote:

    >
    >> You Linux boys need to get out of the basement and out into the
    >> sunlight once in a while. Maybe then you wouldn't act so strange. A
    >> good beard trimming along with a long, hot bath would also do the
    >> population around you some good as well. Linux isn't half as bad as
    >> some people like to claim but the Linux zealots are at least 10x worse
    >> than people think. Most are illetrate social outcasts that even their
    >> own parents are embarressed about. Linux is all they have next to porn
    >> and blow up love dolls. It's no wonder that Linux is so poor.

    >
    > If you are going to accuse a class of people of being "illetrate social
    > outcasts", it helps your point enormously if you get the spelling correct.
    > ;)
    >
    >


    Having said all that you have to give the poster credit, they have
    managed to get all the untrue stereo types into one paragraph.

    You've got the key "fear" word there, "Zealot" and you have to admire
    their unintentional attempt to entertain with their "illetrate" bit.

    It nice when we see quotes like this, it brightens up the
    newsgroup....having said that my goatee needs a little trim.

    My favorite part:

    Quote "Linux isn't half as bad as some people like to claim but the
    Linux zealots are at least 10x worse than people think"

    Classic material.

    Regards all,

    Bearded Goblin.


    --
    Goblin - bytes4free@googlemail.com
    The blog of Goblin! - http://www.openbytes.wordpress.com -
     
  13. RonB

    RonB Flightless Bird

    On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:56:26 -0700, GreyCloud wrote:

    > Snit wrote:
    >> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10
    >> 2:38 PM:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when
    >>>> the procedure is finished.
    >>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of
    >>> self-castration?

    >>
    >> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
    >> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
    >>
    >> :)
    >>
    >>
    >>

    > I must have missed that one... what was it?


    I think Snit was just making the point that he never has to worry about
    castrating himself. He would have to have a set for that to become an
    issue.

    --
    RonB
    "There's a story there...somewhere"
     
  14. Snit

    Snit Flightless Bird

    GreyCloud stated in post ApGdndLcWsCxFdTWnZ2dnUVZ_oxi4p2d@bresnan.com on
    1/10/10 12:56 AM:

    > Snit wrote:
    >> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10 2:38
    >> PM:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    >>>> procedure is finished.
    >>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of self-castration?

    >>
    >> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
    >> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
    >>
    >> :)
    >>
    >>

    >
    > I must have missed that one... what was it?


    See post: Yb72n.3759$%P5.1288@newsfe21.iad

    Talks about how he had to castrate himself. :)

    --
    [INSERT .SIG HERE]
     
  15. Snit

    Snit Flightless Bird

    RonB stated in post hic37i$jh5$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/10/10 1:30
    AM:

    > On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:56:26 -0700, GreyCloud wrote:
    >
    >> Snit wrote:
    >>> RonB stated in post hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org on 1/8/10
    >>> 2:38 PM:
    >>>
    >>>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when
    >>>>> the procedure is finished.
    >>>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of
    >>>> self-castration?
    >>>
    >>> You say that one the same day you acknowledge you have rebuilt Windows
    >>> machines... apparently castrating yourself. Ick.
    >>>
    >>> :)
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>

    >> I must have missed that one... what was it?

    >
    > I think Snit was just making the point that he never has to worry about
    > castrating himself. He would have to have a set for that to become an
    > issue.


    Hey, you are the one who described your *own* actions as a form of
    self-castration. Now you are whining. Oh well.


    --
    [INSERT .SIG HERE]
     
  16. Lord Vetinari

    Lord Vetinari Flightless Bird

    "Nothingspecial" <nothingspecial4u2c@blogmail.org> wrote in message
    news:1xho572s23p6g$.hfu4nsgk74u1.dlg@40tude.net...
    > On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 16:03:23 -0600, Lord Vetinari wrote:
    >
    >> "RonB" <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:hi88lf$cvt$2@news.eternal-september.org...
    >>> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:36:33 -0800, Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> You should castrate yourself for the Linux cause. Let us know when the
    >>>> procedure is finished.
    >>>
    >>> Isn't signing on to the Windows EULA basically a form of
    >>> self-castration?

    >>
    >> Where do you sign on to it? Is there a password?
    >>
    >>
    >> Heh...I bothered reading some of them when they first started having
    >> them....never again. All they are are weak attempts to convince you that
    >> you don't own what you bought. If they want to stop piracy, let them
    >> give
    >> the stuff away.

    >
    > They already do, although they may not realize it.
    > See alt.binaries.warez or alt.boneless for details.


    If someone who doesn't have permission gives someone else's property away,
    it doesn't count as the owner giving it away. Or is that not obvious to
    you?

    > But don't come bitching when all your personal financial data is
    > posted on some Russian hacker site.


    Ah, so you're under the impression that I play roulette with my computer.
    Here's some news for you, sucker. My system is quite secure, and I never
    assume that anything I download, and/or install is clean. No matter _what_
    the source.
     

Share This Page