"Roy Schestowitz", thou grotesque love-monger. Be packing, Sir Knob. Ye divulged: Wow! What next? Toilets and Sundry Effluent Tanks Run Linux? Good God, Schestowitz! Either you are one-eyed and brainless or you work for Micro$oft. If I were you, I'd admit to the former and plead complete idiocy as a defence to the latter. Fortunately I am not you.