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Re: Improve the quality of Usenet

K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Mike Easter", thou piggy-eyed gull-catcher. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
warned:

> Billabong wrote:
>> "Mike Easter"

>
>>> Top posting is undesirable. Untrimmed bottom posting is undesirable.
>>> Trim and context is optimal.

>
>> I thought that fiddling with people's messages is an awfull thing to
>> do, unpolite to say the least.

>
> When someone posts a message, *that* is /their/ message.
>
> When you /reply/ to someone's message, that is *your* message. It is
> your responsibility to cause your message to be responding *directly* to
> some particular line or lines in what they said. That way people know
> exactly what you are saying (about).
>
> You only want to keep some tiny fragment of someone else's message to
> serve as a 'key' or intro - introduction/ context/ lead in/ - to
> whatever your message is.
>
> When you reply to someone's message and your newsreader 'quotes' every
> single thing they said, including their sig in your newsreader's case,
> you need to remove almost everything which your newsreader has quoted.
>
> Save one line or part of one line if possible. If (absolutely)
> necessary, save a little bit more.
>
> While you are trimming, it will focus your 'gaze' on the exact words of
> their message to which you are getting ready to reply.
>
> That trimming and that 'gaze' will cause your reply to be especially
> responsive to the exact words to which you should reply just under an
> empty line under those exact words to which you are replying.
>
>> I will try to do that in the future.

>
> If you are not responding to one single line or so, but instead you are
> responding 'globally' to some big complicated concept which the other
> posting party has posted, then you should not quote anything of what
> they said before, because that is not sufficiently /succinct/ or to the
> point.
>
> Instead, you should delete *everything* they said, and then 'paraphrase'
> their message meaning as accurately as you can, by saying "So and so
> explained that Croatia's territory has been populated by Neanderthals,
> Greeks, Romans, and Avars before the Kingdom of Croatia in the 7th
> century."


Good God! You're a fucking maniacally obsessive control-freak, Easter,
you fucking certifiable netl0oN.
 
B

Bert Coules

Flightless Bird
Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> Good God! You're a fucking maniacally obsessive control-freak, Easter,
> you fucking certifiable netl0oN.


And so am I, and damned proud of it.

Bert
 
C

chrisv

Flightless Bird
chrisv wrote:
> Bert Coules wrote:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:

>
> *plonk*

*plonk*
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
> chrisv wrote:
>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:

>>
>> *plonk*

> *plonk*


plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
 
S

SC Tom

Flightless Bird
"Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>> chrisv wrote:
>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>
>>> *plonk*

>> *plonk*

>
> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>

So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!

Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)
--
SC Tom
 
F

Fred Hall

Flightless Bird
On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:35:08 -0500, "SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote:

>
>"Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
>news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>
>>>> *plonk*
>>> *plonk*

>>
>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>

>So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!
>
>Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)

*plonk*

--

Russell Tavek drank my .sig
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote in message
news:S7q3n.5670$ap2.578@newsfe18.iad...
>
> "Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
> news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>
>>>> *plonk*
>>> *plonk*

>>
>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>

> So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!
>
> Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)


You might be surprised. The internet was invented in Ankh-Morpork, at
Unseen University. The university computer, Hex, came up with it on its
own, and most likely against university policy. The cross-dimensional
leakage, which has brough so many interesting things to our world,
apparently confused Al Gore, to the point at which he declared himself to
have created the internet, himself.
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Fred Hall" <fkhall@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hilb3h$ajb$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:35:08 -0500, "SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
>>news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> *plonk*
>>>> *plonk*
>>>
>>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>>

>>So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!
>>
>>Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)

> *plonk*


We won't miss you, when you go...so, GET GOING! Oh yeah, grow yourself a
sense of humor, while you're at it.
 
F

Fred Hall

Flightless Bird
On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:20:02 -0600, "Lord Vetinari"
<vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote:

>"Fred Hall" <fkhall@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:hilb3h$ajb$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:35:08 -0500, "SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
>>>news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>
>>>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>>>
>>>So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!


>>>
>>>Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)

>> *plonk*

>
>We won't miss you, when you go...so, GET GOING! Oh yeah, grow yourself a
>sense of humor, while you're at it.


Request denied
*plonk*

--

Russell Tavek drank my .sig
 
S

SC Tom

Flightless Bird
"Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:hildc1$2cl$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> "SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote in message
> news:S7q3n.5670$ap2.578@newsfe18.iad...
>>
>> "Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
>> news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> *plonk*
>>>> *plonk*
>>>
>>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>>

>> So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!
>>
>> Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)

>
> You might be surprised. The internet was invented in Ankh-Morpork, at
> Unseen University. The university computer, Hex, came up with it on its
> own, and most likely against university policy. The cross-dimensional
> leakage, which has brough so many interesting things to our world,
> apparently confused Al Gore, to the point at which he declared himself to
> have created the internet, himself.
>

Ah yes, Hex! What a troublesome beast it is!
Have you read "Unseen Academicals" yet? That's next on my shelf after I
finish my current King book.
 
C

chrisv

Flightless Bird
On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:33:49 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> got double secret probation for
writing:

>chrisv wrote:
>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:

>>
>>*plonk*

>*plonk*

*plonk*
 
S

SC Tom

Flightless Bird
"Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>> chrisv wrote:
>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>
>>> *plonk*

>> *plonk*

>
> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>


I think chrisv just plonked himself! Isn't that like faking your own death?
--
SC Tom
 
J

J G Miller

Flightless Bird
On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:48:47 -0500, SC Tom wrote:

> I think chrisv just plonked himself! Isn't that like faking your own
> death?


It all depends on whether or not his clothes turn up in another thread.
 
R

Roland Schweiger

Flightless Bird
"chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid>

> chrisv wrote:
>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:

>>
>> *plonk*

> *plonk*



What is this?
All I understand is "railway station"
(Bahnhof)
;-)
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote in message
news:LIs3n.5678$ap2.3472@newsfe18.iad...
>
> "Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
> news:hildc1$2cl$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote in message
>> news:S7q3n.5670$ap2.578@newsfe18.iad...
>>>
>>> "Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
>>> news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>
>>>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>>>
>>> So, when did they get internet in Ankh-Morpork LOL?!?!
>>>
>>> Pratchett's one of my favorite authors :)

>>
>> You might be surprised. The internet was invented in Ankh-Morpork, at
>> Unseen University. The university computer, Hex, came up with it on its
>> own, and most likely against university policy. The cross-dimensional
>> leakage, which has brough so many interesting things to our world,
>> apparently confused Al Gore, to the point at which he declared himself to
>> have created the internet, himself.
>>

> Ah yes, Hex! What a troublesome beast it is!
> Have you read "Unseen Academicals" yet? That's next on my shelf after I
> finish my current King book.


Oh, DEAR. I haven't been into a bookstore for a while...._still_ trying to
finish moving before we go bankrupt (damn, it's so expensive to move!). I
think I'll have to go get a copy tonight.
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"SC Tom" <sc@tom.net> wrote in message
news:puw3n.14985$Ef7.6944@newsfe07.iad...
>
> "Lord Vetinari" <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote in message
> news:hil8ku$bba$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:hil0g8$lfq$1@tornado.tornevall.net...
>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>
>>>> *plonk*
>>> *plonk*

>>
>> plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk, oh, what a relief it is....
>>

>
> I think chrisv just plonked himself! Isn't that like faking your own
> death?


A bit, at least.
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"J G Miller" <miller@yoyo_ORG> wrote in message news:1263480192_23@vo.lu...
> On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:48:47 -0500, SC Tom wrote:
>
>> I think chrisv just plonked himself! Isn't that like faking your own
>> death?

>
> It all depends on whether or not his clothes turn up in another thread.


Damn, that's just TOO funny!
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Roland Schweiger" <roland_schweiger@web.de> wrote in message
news:hind49$vsj$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
>
>> chrisv wrote:
>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>
>>> *plonk*

>> *plonk*

>
>
> What is this?
> All I understand is "railway station" (Bahnhof)
> ;-)


All we are SAYing, is GIVE Kaditchdigger the boooooot. (to the tune of
"Give Peace a Chance")
 
M

Mad as a Box of Frogs

Flightless Bird
In article <hinslb$bcp$1@news.eternal-september.org>,
Lord Vetinari <vetinari@ameritech.net> wrote:
>"Roland Schweiger" <roland_schweiger@web.de> wrote in message
>news:hind49$vsj$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
>>
>>> chrisv wrote:
>>>> Bert Coules wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>
>>>> *plonk*
>>> *plonk*

>>
>>
>> What is this?
>> All I understand is "railway station" (Bahnhof)
>> ;-)

>
>All we are SAYing, is GIVE Kaditchdigger the boooooot.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

An 8 out'a 10 on the wordsmith meter and about to be well worn keeper.


>(to the tune of "Give Peace a Chance")


Goes w/o saying.


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