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Re: HEY TOM EVANS AND TONY EAKS

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Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou bragging whoreson cullionly barbermonger.
Your peevish chastity is not worth a breakfast in the cheapest country.
Ye chuckled:

> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:19:41 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou bootless implorator of unholy suits. Small
>>curs as ye are not regarded when they grin. Ye chided:
>>
>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:00:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou stinking men of grosser blood. We may
>>>>account thee a whoremaster and knave. Ye rapped:
>>>>
>>>>> I sold $7000 of equipment yesterday. Including a convection oven.
>>>>
>>>>Yesterday I sold a convection oven for $7000.
>>>>
>>>>> I'm off on a road trip to spend the commission.
>>>>
>>>>I didn't have to pay a commission.
>>>>
>>>>> Life is good this time of year.
>>>>
>>>>Sucks to be you.

>>
>>> You wouldn't know.

>>
>>Correct. Yesterday I sold a convection oven for $7000 and didn't pay a
>>commission.

>
>
> I get a commission, I don't pay one.


That statement, in itself, is not unusual for such an anxiety riddled
creature who suffers intense and irrational morbid dread over things that
cannot actually hurt him. After all, these words are just electrons
splattered on a computer screen, are they not?

Yes, you got a commission for selling $7000 worth of equipment, including
a convection oven. I sold $7000 worth of convection oven and didn't pay a
commission.

You're not getting it, are you, dimbulb?

> --

Sockboi.

Nice sig. Hardly appropriate for you, though. Can you afford socks on
commission?
 
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Lamey teh Cable Guy

Flightless Bird
On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:47:17 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou bragging whoreson cullionly barbermonger.
>Your peevish chastity is not worth a breakfast in the cheapest country.
>Ye chuckled:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:19:41 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>>
>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou bootless implorator of unholy suits. Small
>>>curs as ye are not regarded when they grin. Ye chided:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:00:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou stinking men of grosser blood. We may
>>>>>account thee a whoremaster and knave. Ye rapped:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I sold $7000 of equipment yesterday. Including a convection oven.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yesterday I sold a convection oven for $7000.
>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm off on a road trip to spend the commission.
>>>>>
>>>>>I didn't have to pay a commission.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Life is good this time of year.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sucks to be you.
>>>
>>>> You wouldn't know.
>>>
>>>Correct. Yesterday I sold a convection oven for $7000 and didn't pay a
>>>commission.

>>
>>
>> I get a commission, I don't pay one.

>
>That statement, in itself, is not unusual for such an anxiety riddled
>creature who suffers intense and irrational morbid dread over things that
>cannot actually hurt him. After all, these words are just electrons
>splattered on a computer screen, are they not?
>
>Yes, you got a commission for selling $7000 worth of equipment, including
>a convection oven. I sold $7000 worth of convection oven and didn't pay a
>commission.
>
>You're not getting it, are you, dimbulb?
>
>> --

>Sockboi.
>
>Nice sig. Hardly appropriate for you, though. Can you afford socks on
>commission?



I don't really care, have a nice day.
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into a
goodly bulk. Ye chided:

> I don't really care


You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
homosexual's bed-sheets.
 
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Lamey teh Cable Guy

Flightless Bird
On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into a
>goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>
>> I don't really care

>
>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>homosexual's bed-sheets.



Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to
you and your family.
 
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Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy" <lamester@mail.com> wrote in message
news:tp94l5peqs1bmseg1f78stc8flf4uqpae2@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
> wrote:
>
>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into a
>>goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>
>>> I don't really care

>>
>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>homosexual's bed-sheets.

>
>
> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to
> you and your family.




what an interesting way to say good morning
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are foul and
thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:

> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into a
>>goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>
>>> I don't really care

>>
>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>homosexual's bed-sheets.

>
>
> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to you
> and your family.


IKYABWAI us all you're good for.
 
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Lamey teh Cable Guy

Flightless Bird
On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are foul and
>thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>>
>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into a
>>>goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>
>>>> I don't really care
>>>
>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.

>>
>>
>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to you
>> and your family.

>
>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.



And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.

sockboi
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lying controller. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
produced:

> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are foul
>>and thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>>
>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into
>>>>a goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>>
>>>>> I don't really care
>>>>
>>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.
>>>
>>>
>>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to
>>> you and your family.

>>
>>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.

>
>
> And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.


So, do you make a habit of replying to people who aren't good for
anything?

> --
> sockboi


You can afford socks just earning commission?
 
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Lamey teh Cable Guy

Flightless Bird
On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:05:24 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lying controller. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
>produced:
>
>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>>
>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are foul
>>>and thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late into
>>>>>a goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't really care
>>>>>
>>>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to
>>>> you and your family.
>>>
>>>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.

>>
>>
>> And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.

>
>So, do you make a habit of replying to people who aren't good for
>anything?


Yup, even the little people need friends.
>
>> --
>> sockboi

>
>You can afford socks just earning commission?


I make a nice living.
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou block-headed jade. I had rather be a toad,
and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee. Ye
chafed:

> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:05:24 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lying controller. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
>>produced:
>>
>>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are foul
>>>>and thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late
>>>>>>into a goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't really care
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to
>>>>> you and your family.
>>>>
>>>>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.
>>>
>>>
>>> And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.

>>
>>So, do you make a habit of replying to people who aren't good for
>>anything?

>
> Yup, even the little people need friends.


Well, that explains why you keep following me around, shortstock. Far be
it from me to encourage you.

*PLONK*
 
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Lamey teh Cable Guy

Flightless Bird
On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:38:27 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou block-headed jade. I had rather be a toad,
>and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee. Ye
>chafed:
>
>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:05:24 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>>
>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lying controller. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
>>>produced:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are foul
>>>>>and thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late
>>>>>>>into a goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't really care
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>>>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing to
>>>>>> you and your family.
>>>>>
>>>>>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.
>>>
>>>So, do you make a habit of replying to people who aren't good for
>>>anything?

>>
>> Yup, even the little people need friends.

>
>Well, that explains why you keep following me around, shortstock. Far be
>it from me to encourage you.
>
>*PLONK*



See ya later little fella. Come back when you have the nads to stay
awake.
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou friendless stony image. You ratcatcher. Ye
disquieted:

> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:38:27 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou block-headed jade. I had rather be a toad,
>>and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee. Ye
>>chafed:
>>
>>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:05:24 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lying controller. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
>>>>produced:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are
>>>>>>foul and thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late
>>>>>>>>into a goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't really care
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>>>>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing
>>>>>>> to you and your family.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.
>>>>
>>>>So, do you make a habit of replying to people who aren't good for
>>>>anything?
>>>
>>> Yup, even the little people need friends.

>>
>>Well, that explains why you keep following me around, shortstock. Far be
>>it from me to encourage you.
>>
>>*PLONK*

>
>
> See ya later<BITCHSLAP>


I lied.
 
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Lamey teh Cable Guy

Flightless Bird
On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:47:30 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou friendless stony image. You ratcatcher. Ye
>disquieted:
>
>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:38:27 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>>
>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou block-headed jade. I had rather be a toad,
>>>and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee. Ye
>>>chafed:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:05:24 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lying controller. Thou misshapen Dick. Ye
>>>>>produced:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:32:45 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou grotesque hollow-heart. Thy days are
>>>>>>>foul and thy drink dangerous. Ye chattered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:58 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Lamey teh Cable Guy", thou lewd cheater. Thou is spread of late
>>>>>>>>>into a goodly bulk. Ye chided:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't really care
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You lying blood, saliva, sweat, shit, sperm and urine stain on a
>>>>>>>>>homosexual's bed-sheets.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Please do not project here in public, it's got to be embarrassing
>>>>>>>> to you and your family.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>IKYABWAI us all you're good for.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And unlike you, I'm at least good for something.
>>>>>
>>>>>So, do you make a habit of replying to people who aren't good for
>>>>>anything?
>>>>
>>>> Yup, even the little people need friends.
>>>
>>>Well, that explains why you keep following me around, shortstock. Far be
>>>it from me to encourage you.
>>>
>>>*PLONK*

>>
>>
>> See ya later<BITCHSLAP>

>
>I lied.


Typical.
 
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