"Beauregard T. Shagnasty", thou gorbellied rampallion. How foul and
loathsome is thine image. Ye intoned:

> From 1946 to 1959, our family lived in a Harrisburg suburb
> about a hundred feet from the Reading Railroad line that leaves
> Harrisburg for points east. Us kids used to play near the tracks and
> flatten pennies.

From the perspective of the squished pennies, what a pity that the
transaction was one way.