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Kadaitcha Man
Flightless Bird
"Chris Ahlstrom", thou big-nosed natural philosopher. Thou has no more
brain than I have in mine elbows. Ye spritzed:
> I've never cared much about realism, all though it can be a bragging
> point.
Yes, a bragging point.
Chris Ahlstrom; "HEY, LOOK, MOM! A BRICK FELL OFF THE TOP OF A WALL AND
CRATERED MY HEAD!"
Chris Ahlstrom's Mother: "Was there any blood, son?"
Chris Ahlstrom: "YEAH, MA! GALLONS OF IT!"
Chris Ahlstrom Mother: "URGH! Don't be so realistic!"
Chris Ahlstrom: "Sorry, Ma! I imagined it!"
Emergency Room Physician: "I'm sorry, Mrs Ahlstrom. Chris didn't make it."
Chris Ahlstrom Mother: "URGH! Don't be so realistic!"
brain than I have in mine elbows. Ye spritzed:
> I've never cared much about realism, all though it can be a bragging
> point.
Yes, a bragging point.
Chris Ahlstrom; "HEY, LOOK, MOM! A BRICK FELL OFF THE TOP OF A WALL AND
CRATERED MY HEAD!"
Chris Ahlstrom's Mother: "Was there any blood, son?"
Chris Ahlstrom: "YEAH, MA! GALLONS OF IT!"
Chris Ahlstrom Mother: "URGH! Don't be so realistic!"
Chris Ahlstrom: "Sorry, Ma! I imagined it!"
Emergency Room Physician: "I'm sorry, Mrs Ahlstrom. Chris didn't make it."
Chris Ahlstrom Mother: "URGH! Don't be so realistic!"