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Only Six More Days to Go!

A

Alias

Flightless Bird
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

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Alias
 
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Death

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will
> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>
> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>

It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Death wrote:
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>
> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

How many times a day do you do that?

--
Alias
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.org.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Death wrote:
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>
>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>
>>
>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>
> How many times a day do you do that?
>

You're the one using that POS, not I
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Death wrote:
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.org.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Death wrote:
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>
>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>
>>>
>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>
>> How many times a day do you do that?
>>
>
> You're the one using that POS, not I

That many times, eh? Doesn't it hurt or has your ass hole been widened
by the herd you call your friends?

--
Alias
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:

> Death wrote:
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.org.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> Death wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>>
>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>>
>>> How many times a day do you do that?
>>>
>>
>> You're the one using that POS, not I
>
> That many times, eh? Doesn't it hurt or has your ass hole been widened
> by the herd you call your friends?
>

Keep me out of your fantasies.

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
J

John B. Slocomb

Flightless Bird
On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:49:36 -0400, "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x>
wrote:

>
>"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.org.invalido> wrote in message
>news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Death wrote:
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>
>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>
>>>
>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>
>> How many times a day do you do that?
>>
>
>You're the one using that POS, not I


Is that what the chaps do with Ubuntu? Seems like a rather painful
path to nirvana, but then the Brown Disk Boys are a bit strange,
aren't they?
John B. Slocomb
(johnbslocombatgmaildotcom)
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
John B. Slocomb wrote:

> On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:49:36 -0400, "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.org.invalido> wrote in message
>>news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> Death wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>>
>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>>
>>> How many times a day do you do that?
>>>
>>
>>You're the one using that POS, not I
>
>
> Is that what the chaps do with Ubuntu? Seems like a rather painful
> path to nirvana, but then the Brown Disk Boys are a bit strange,
> aren't they?
> John B. Slocomb
> (johnbslocombatgmaildotcom)

I can't figure out how a distro can find such an exclusive market of
utter morons.
Perhaps the color combination is attractive to idiots.

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
D

DanS

Flightless Bird
"Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in
news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:

>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in
> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu
>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted
>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows
>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>
> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>

I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.
 
H

Heywood Jablowme

Flightless Bird
Re: Only Six More Days to Go till they release that bug ridden excuse of an OS, Ubuntu

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to while he was in
> prison. Ubuntu will finally shoot itself in the foot and out of the
> proverbial window. Get it at http://www.ubuntu_for_retards.com/ You'll be
> sorry you did.
>
> What can be done with Ubuntu:

Nothing of importance!
 
M

Martin L

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>
> What can be done with Ubuntu:

Windows again!!

User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Martin L wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>
> Windows again!!

So?

>
> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4
>


--
Alias
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:

> Martin L wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>
>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Windows again!!
>
> So?
>
>>
>> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
>> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4
>>
>
>

X-Face:
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--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
DanS wrote:

> "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in
> news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:
>
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in
>> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu
>>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted
>>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows
>>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>
>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>
>>
>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>
>
> I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.

Do I look like your girlfriend?
I'm sure "lard ass" is what your thinking.

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Martin L wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>
> Windows again!!
>
> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4
>

And now Linux. Is this your idea of some kind of game?

--
Alias
 
D

DanS

Flightless Bird
Death <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in news:4bd1f7cf$1@news.x-privat.org:

> DanS wrote:
>
>> "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in
>> news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:
>>
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in
>>> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu
>>>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted
>>>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows
>>>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>
>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>
>>>
>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>>
>>
>> I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.
>
> Do I look like your girlfriend?
> I'm sure "lard ass" is what your thinking.

No. What I was thinking was exactly what I said........

....... I'm sure you have a lot of experience with shoving things up there.

There's no reading between the lines, no implications, plain and simple, black and
white.
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
DanS wrote:

> Death <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in news:4bd1f7cf$1@news.x-privat.org:
>
>> DanS wrote:
>>
>>> "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in
>>> news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in
>>>> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu
>>>>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted
>>>>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows
>>>>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>>>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>>
>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.
>>
>> Do I look like your girlfriend?
>> I'm sure "lard ass" is what your thinking.
>
> No. What I was thinking was exactly what I said........
>
> ...... I'm sure you have a lot of experience with shoving things up there.
>
> There's no reading between the lines, no implications, plain and simple, black and
> white.
>

Sorry to burst your fantasy bubble, but Death's bottom is a one way
street.

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
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