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Alias

Flightless Bird
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the stratosphere. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias
 
W

wonderwhy

Flightless Bird
On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>
> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>
> Nothing
>
> and much more!
>
>

We already knew that
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
wonderwhy wrote:
> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be
>> released,
>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Nothing
>>
>> and much more!
>>
>>

> We already knew that


Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and thinks
it's being cute and clever by editing my post.

--
Alias
 
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Philo P. Shagnasty

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> wonderwhy wrote:
>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>> released,
>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>>>
>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>
>>> Nothing
>>>
>>> and much more!
>>>
>>>

>> We already knew that

>
> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and thinks
> it's being cute and clever by editing my post.
>
> --
> Alias


I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.

Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY Ubuntu
anyway. They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in Ubuntu.
Who the fuck would want to do that? Probably idiots like yourself.
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>> wonderwhy wrote:
>>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
>>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>> released,
>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
>>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>>>>
>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>
>>>> Nothing
>>>>
>>>> and much more!
>>>>
>>>>
>>> We already knew that

>>
>> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and
>> thinks it's being cute and clever by editing my post.
>>
>> --
>> Alias

>
> I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.
>
> Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY Ubuntu
> anyway.


Translation: the nymshifter is too stupid to use Ubuntu.

> They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in
> Ubuntu. Who the fuck would want to do that?


Not me. I wouldn't run Ubuntu in Windows either.

> Probably idiots like yourself.


Wrong again, nymshifter.

--
Alias
 
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Philo P. Shagnasty

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hp2alr$c77$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> wonderwhy wrote:
>>>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
>>>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>>> released,
>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that
>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
>>>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>>>>>
>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing
>>>>>
>>>>> and much more!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> We already knew that
>>>
>>> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and thinks
>>> it's being cute and clever by editing my post.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Alias

>>
>> I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.
>>
>> Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY Ubuntu
>> anyway.

>
> Translation: the nymshifter is too stupid to use Ubuntu.


No. I am smart enough to realize that Ubuntu is just a worthless pile of
jumbled spaghetti code written by out of work programmers who have nothing
better to do. Ubuntu doesn't run the applications most people need,
therefore Ubuntu is worthless. Oh yea, the price of the product reflects
it's value to society. Oops.


>
>> They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in Ubuntu. Who
>> the fuck would want to do that?

>
> Not me. I wouldn't run Ubuntu in Windows either.


Reading comprehension problems again? You should take a class if you can
stay sober long enough.
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hp2alr$c77$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>> news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> wonderwhy wrote:
>>>>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
>>>>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will
>>>>>> be released,
>>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that
>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
>>>>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nothing
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and much more!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> We already knew that
>>>>
>>>> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and
>>>> thinks it's being cute and clever by editing my post.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.
>>>
>>> Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY
>>> Ubuntu anyway.

>>
>> Translation: the nymshifter is too stupid to use Ubuntu.

>
> No. I am smart enough to realize that Ubuntu is just a worthless pile
> of jumbled spaghetti code written by out of work programmers who have
> nothing better to do.


Um, Canonical pays their employees.

> Ubuntu doesn't run the applications most people
> need, therefore Ubuntu is worthless.


A lie.

> Oh yea, the price of the product
> reflects it's value to society. Oops.


Another lie.

>
>
>>
>>> They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in Ubuntu.
>>> Who the fuck would want to do that?

>>
>> Not me. I wouldn't run Ubuntu in Windows either.

>
> Reading comprehension problems again?


Projecting again, I see.

> You should take a class if you
> can stay sober long enough.
>
>
>


I've been sober longer than you've been alive, sport. I don't drink.
Course you're so fucking ill informed, you probably think that getting
stoned is the same as getting drunk.

--
Alias
 
J

Joel

Flightless Bird
Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote:

>Course you're so fucking ill informed, you probably think that getting
>stoned is the same as getting drunk.



My liver, judgment and coordination agree with your assessment that
they are different. Not to say cannabis is harmless, by any means,
but to a mature person, it's clearly superior.

--
Joel Crump
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Joel wrote:
> Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote:
>
>> Course you're so fucking ill informed, you probably think that getting
>> stoned is the same as getting drunk.

>
>
> My liver, judgment and coordination agree with your assessment that
> they are different. Not to say cannabis is harmless, by any means,
> but to a mature person, it's clearly superior.
>


Will wonders never cease. We agree!

--
Alias
 
J

Joel

Flightless Bird
Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote:

>Will wonders never cease. We agree!



You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than
Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support
you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong
he/they are.

--
Joel Crump
 
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Philo P. Shagnasty

Flightless Bird
"Joel" <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:peg9r51atb4d14ebm2teniof7rht5jcp3d@4ax.com...
> Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote:
>
>>Will wonders never cease. We agree!

>
>
> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than
> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support
> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong
> he/they are.
>
> --
> Joel Crump


Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to the
Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.

Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.
 
F

Frank

Flightless Bird
On 4/1/2010 3:53 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the stratosphere.

<--snipped the lying bullshit-->

So when it fails to "finally shoot Windows out of the stratosphere",
will you shoot yourself?
Oops...LOL!
 
J

Joel

Flightless Bird
"Philo P. Shagnasty" <philo@shagnasty.org> wrote:

>> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than
>> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support
>> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong
>> he/they are.

>
>Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to the
>Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.
>
>Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.



Um, you must be a complete moron - I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I
even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*
inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one
of them.

--
Joel Crump
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Joel wrote:
> "Philo P. Shagnasty" <philo@shagnasty.org> wrote:
>
>>> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than
>>> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support
>>> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong
>>> he/they are.

>> Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to the
>> Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.
>>
>> Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.

>
>
> Um, you must be a complete moron - I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I
> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*
> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one
> of them.
>


And the last one you tried was what?

--
Alias
 
P

Philo P. Shagnasty

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hp2rq4$smc$3@news.eternal-september.org...
> Joel wrote:
>> "Philo P. Shagnasty" <philo@shagnasty.org> wrote:
>>
>>>> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than
>>>> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support
>>>> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong
>>>> he/they are.
>>> Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to
>>> the Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.
>>>
>>> Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.

>>
>>
>> Um, you must be a complete moron - I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I
>> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*
>> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one
>> of them.
>>

>
> And the last one you tried was what?
>
> --
> Alias


Do you really care? Linux is just for wasting valuable time because you
don't have the skills to get laid.
 
J

Joel

Flightless Bird
Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote:

>> I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I
>> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*
>> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one
>> of them.

>
>And the last one you tried was what?



Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long
before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell
accounts at various times.

--
Joel Crump
 
L

Leythos

Flightless Bird
In article <vo0ar5ln1jhqsba0md5ie5ujk3ligfoje0@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote:
>
> >> I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I
> >> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*
> >> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one
> >> of them.

> >
> >And the last one you tried was what?

>
>
> Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long
> before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell
> accounts at various times.


I find that Fedora offers more of everything for Business users and that
Ubuntu is more of a residential release.

--
You can't trust your best friends, your five senses, only the little
voice inside you that most civilians don't even hear -- Listen to that.
Trust yourself.
spam999free@rrohio.com (remove 999 for proper email address)
 
J

Joel

Flightless Bird
Leythos <spam999free@rrohio.com> wrote:

>> Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long
>> before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell
>> accounts at various times.

>
>I find that Fedora offers more of everything for Business users and that
>Ubuntu is more of a residential release.



I would agree that's a pretty good way to contrast them - and while I
don't currently use computers for work, how I use mine is more akin to
that of business users, in many respects. Ubuntu, being a Linux OS,
just downright seems like a self-contradiction, both in how commercial
it is and how it tries to appeal to any potential (l)user. It really
has potential, in theory, but at best, it's a long way from reaching
it - and I would never like it, personally, because it just doesn't
fit my style.

--
Joel Crump
 
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Drew

Flightless Bird
Alias's top ten!!

Do you ever notice ?

1/ Whenever Numbnuts gets backed into a corner on another post. he simply
(as usual) refuses to provide proof to his original post.
2/ He always seems to start another post usually with the same title or one
very similar to it within a few hours
3/ He seems to get backed into the same corner because he once again refuses
to provide proof and simply uses the same old adage "I am not your
secretary!"
4/ Also when he REALLY gets stuck he resorts to childish behavior EVERY time
and starts a new post.
5/ Do you ever notice that EVERY time that someone catches him in another
stretch of the truth or lets face it a baldfaced lie that he usually
disappears for a couple of days.
6/ After said couple of days he comes back with a different title to the
same old sob story and starts up again
7/ During all his different posts and responses whether asked nicely or not
he sticks to his usual and says, "Do your own research I am not your
secretary'!
8/ One of the biggest irritants is if you try and have a intelligent debate
with him he disappears rather quickly instead of using his so called
experience and proof.
9/ He never seems to provide ANY assistance of ANY kind to ANY one in these
newsgroups but rather he posts topics that have nothing to do with Windows
whatsoever.
10/ He will respond to this post with something incredibly childish rather
than disprove ANY of it.

Final note will be if he does not respond intelligently than once again he
will prove my point






"wonderwhy" <wonder@why.com> wrote in message
news:4BB49980.6050903@why.com...
> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:
>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be
>> released,
>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at
>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Nothing
>>
>> and much more!
>>
>>

> We already knew that
 
A

Andrew

Flightless Bird
"Joel" <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ct4ar5ta9t9kk1738mv94sghta93hkji0f@4ax.com...
> Leythos <spam999free@rrohio.com> wrote:
>
>>> Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long
>>> before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell
>>> accounts at various times.

>>
>>I find that Fedora offers more of everything for Business users and that
>>Ubuntu is more of a residential release.

>
>
> I would agree that's a pretty good way to contrast them - and while I
> don't currently use computers for work, how I use mine is more akin to
> that of business users, in many respects. Ubuntu, being a Linux OS,
> just downright seems like a self-contradiction, both in how commercial
> it is and how it tries to appeal to any potential (l)user. It really
> has potential, in theory, but at best, it's a long way from reaching
> it - and I would never like it, personally, because it just doesn't
> fit my style.
>


I've been running SuSe 9 for a while, and decided today to upgrade to
SuSe11.
checking it out now.
I still prefer Win7, and make my money there, but like fiddling with Linux
on occasion.
I see you didn't like my Mepis suggestion, it is like Ubuntu in that I
consider it pretty residential.
I am interested in SuSE Enterprise Linux Desktop - SLED because it comes
stock with all the Mono stuff for .NET apps and Silverlight. Oh yeah, and
you have to pay for Support and updates after the eval period, which makes
me think it's a serious distro.

--
Andrew
 
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