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Only 20 More Days to Go!

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Alias

Flightless Bird
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

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Alias
 
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Blanche Starinski

Flightless Bird
You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows forum.
What a DOPE.
 
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Alias

Flightless Bird
Blanche Starinski wrote:
> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
> forum. What a DOPE.
>
>
>



Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm desperate?
I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS group.

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Alias
 
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Blanche Starinski

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>
>>
>>

>
>
> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm desperate? I
> am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS group.
>
> --
> Alias


Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now, numb
nuts?
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Blanche Starinski wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>
>> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm
>> desperate? I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS group.
>>
>> --
>> Alias

>
> Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now,
> numb nuts?
>
>
>


More like promoting Rolls Royce (Ubuntu) cars at a Yugo (Windows)
dealer. Understand now, no nuts?

--
Alias
 
B

Bill Yanaire

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hpnand$bne$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>>>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm
>>> desperate? I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS group.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Alias

>>
>> Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now,
>> numb nuts?
>>
>>
>>

>
> More like promoting Rolls Royce (Ubuntu) cars at a Yugo (Windows) dealer.
> Understand now, no nuts?
>
> --
> Alias


HA HA HA HA - You think Ubuntu equates to Rolls Royce? Did you forget that
Ubuntu has been free for years and that most reject Ubuntu? That makes
Ubuntu more like Yugo. Windows is more like Lexus or Infiniti! You sure
are an IDIOT.

Stick with your Yugobuntu!
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hpnand$bne$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>> news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>>>>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm
>>>> desperate? I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS group.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now,
>>> numb nuts?
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>> More like promoting Rolls Royce (Ubuntu) cars at a Yugo (Windows)
>> dealer. Understand now, no nuts?
>>
>> --
>> Alias

>
> HA HA HA HA - You think Ubuntu equates to Rolls Royce? Did you forget
> that Ubuntu has been free for years and that most reject Ubuntu? That
> makes Ubuntu more like Yugo. Windows is more like Lexus or Infiniti! You
> sure are an IDIOT.
>
> Stick with your Yugobuntu!
>
>
>


Lies, lies and more lies, that's the only thing our Nymshifting Ubuntu
obsessed resident troll know how to do.

--
Alias
 
B

Bill Yanaire

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hpngfu$kvp$5@news.eternal-september.org...
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hpnand$bne$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>>> news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>>>>>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm
>>>>> desperate? I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS
>>>>> group.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>> Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now,
>>>> numb nuts?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> More like promoting Rolls Royce (Ubuntu) cars at a Yugo (Windows)
>>> dealer. Understand now, no nuts?
>>>
>>> --
>>> Alias

>>
>> HA HA HA HA - You think Ubuntu equates to Rolls Royce? Did you forget
>> that Ubuntu has been free for years and that most reject Ubuntu? That
>> makes Ubuntu more like Yugo. Windows is more like Lexus or Infiniti! You
>> sure are an IDIOT.
>>
>> Stick with your Yugobuntu!
>>
>>
>>

>
> Lies, lies and more lies, that's the only thing our Nymshifting Ubuntu
> obsessed resident troll know how to do.
>
> --
> Alias


HA HA HA HA - I'm not the one who posts a daily Ubuntu countdown! Oops.
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hpngfu$kvp$5@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>> news:hpnand$bne$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>>>> news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>>>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>>>>>>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm
>>>>>> desperate? I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS
>>>>>> group.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>> Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now,
>>>>> numb nuts?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> More like promoting Rolls Royce (Ubuntu) cars at a Yugo (Windows)
>>>> dealer. Understand now, no nuts?
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> HA HA HA HA - You think Ubuntu equates to Rolls Royce? Did you forget
>>> that Ubuntu has been free for years and that most reject Ubuntu? That
>>> makes Ubuntu more like Yugo. Windows is more like Lexus or Infiniti! You
>>> sure are an IDIOT.
>>>
>>> Stick with your Yugobuntu!
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>> Lies, lies and more lies, that's the only thing our Nymshifting Ubuntu
>> obsessed resident troll know how to do.
>>
>> --
>> Alias

>
> HA HA HA HA - I'm not the one who posts a daily Ubuntu countdown! Oops.
>
>
>


No one said you did. What I post is true: it IS being released in twenty
days.

--
Alias
 
B

Bill Yanaire

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hpnhi1$kvp$16@news.eternal-september.org...
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hpngfu$kvp$5@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>>> news:hpnand$bne$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:hpn6kh$d9d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>>> Blanche Starinski wrote:
>>>>>>>> You must be desperate. Imagine trying to push Ubuntu in the Windows
>>>>>>>> forum. What a DOPE.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where would you suggest, a Toyota forum? Why do you think I'm
>>>>>>> desperate? I am merely informing of some computer NEWS on a NEWS
>>>>>>> group.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why not try and sell Chevy parts at the Ford dealer? Understand now,
>>>>>> numb nuts?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> More like promoting Rolls Royce (Ubuntu) cars at a Yugo (Windows)
>>>>> dealer. Understand now, no nuts?
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>> HA HA HA HA - You think Ubuntu equates to Rolls Royce? Did you forget
>>>> that Ubuntu has been free for years and that most reject Ubuntu? That
>>>> makes Ubuntu more like Yugo. Windows is more like Lexus or Infiniti!
>>>> You
>>>> sure are an IDIOT.
>>>>
>>>> Stick with your Yugobuntu!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Lies, lies and more lies, that's the only thing our Nymshifting Ubuntu
>>> obsessed resident troll know how to do.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Alias

>>
>> HA HA HA HA - I'm not the one who posts a daily Ubuntu countdown! Oops.
>>
>>
>>

>
> No one said you did. What I post is true: it IS being released in twenty
> days.
>
> --
> Alias


YAWN. Nobody cares. Why not channel your efforts where it would do some
good? Try Africa for 20 days and take 10,000 Ubuntu CD's with you. Just
think, you may get another 5 users!
 
F

Frank

Flightless Bird
alias, the linux pimp, is at it again!

On 4/9/2010 3:15 AM, Alias wrote:

Hey pimp, why are you so afraid of Windows 7?
 
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