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Only 12 More Days to Go!

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Alias

Flightless Bird
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

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Alias
 
D

Death

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
> a release that Mark Shuttleworth


Unless your a close personal friend, you can stop tossing his name
about. He's only counting the unsold mugs and t-shirts, not actually
making ubuntushitsthebed any better.

> devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.


You really are an ill-tempered, insane, old drug using kook if you
believe that. Ubuntushitsthebed can only shoot other Debian distros
out the window.

I don't believe "Shoot out the Window" is proverbial.
Must be a classic saying in the ghetto in which you reside.

As the Representative from South Carolina would say..." You Lie!"

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Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
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Drew

Flightless Bird
"Aliass" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message "I am a
fucking idiot!!!
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Drew wrote:
>
>
> "Aliass" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message "I am a
> fucking idiot!!!


Do you think you could post a more childish reply? I do.

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Alias
 
W

WaterBoy

Flightless Bird
Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

WaterBoy

"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will
> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>
> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>
> Email
> Surf the web
> Burn CDs.
> Rip CDs.
> Listen to music.
> Watch vidoes/DVDs.
> Scan and print.
> Spreadsheets.
> Presentations
> Newsgroups.
> HTML editing.
> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
> Make videos.
> Download photos from a camera and organize them.
> Translations.
> Use a dictionary
> Learn how to touch type.
> Edit images.
> Send and receive a fax.
> Take screenshots.
> Create .PDF files.
> Create and use a data base.
> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows
> Live Messenger.
> IRC.
> Bluetooth.
>
> and much more!
>
> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>
> Worry about:
> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
> DRM,
> Viruses,
> Root kits,
> Spyware,
> and
> Malware.
>
> --
> Alias
>
>
>
 
D

Drew

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqch6l$f8r$3@news.eternal-september.org...
> Drew wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Aliass" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message "I am a
>> fucking idiot!!!

>
> Do you think I could post a more childish reply? I do.
>
> --
> Alias
 
H

Heywood Jablowme

Flightless Bird
Re: Only 12 More Days to Go! - The real truth

UBUNTU WAS WRITTEN TO KEEP GEEKS BUSY WITH SOMETHING TO DO BECAUSE OF THEIR
UNDERDEVELOPED SOCIAL SKILLS. SINCE GEEKS CAN'T GET LAID, THEY CAN TINKER
WITH UBUNTU ALL DAY LONG TO PASS THE TIME.
 
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Alias

Flightless Bird
Drew wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqch6l$f8r$3@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Drew wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Aliass" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message "I am a
>>> fucking idiot!!!

>>
>> Do you think I could post a more childish reply? I do.
>>
>> --
>> Alias

>


Yep, you sure can.

--

Alias
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
WaterBoy wrote:
>
> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?
>
> WaterBoy


Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot
of money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
different things.
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Email
>> Surf the web
>> Burn CDs.
>> Rip CDs.
>> Listen to music.
>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.
>> Scan and print.
>> Spreadsheets.
>> Presentations
>> Newsgroups.
>> HTML editing.
>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
>> Make videos.
>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.
>> Translations.
>> Use a dictionary
>> Learn how to touch type.
>> Edit images.
>> Send and receive a fax.
>> Take screenshots.
>> Create .PDF files.
>> Create and use a data base.
>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
>> Windows Live Messenger.
>> IRC.
>> Bluetooth.
>>
>> and much more!
>>
>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Worry about:
>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
>> DRM,
>> Viruses,
>> Root kits,
>> Spyware,
>> and
>> Malware.
>>
>> --
>> Alias
>>
>>
>>

>
 
F

Frank

Flightless Bird
I caught alias lying...again!...LOL!

On 4/17/2010 10:40 AM, Alias wrote:
> WaterBoy wrote:
>>
>> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?
>>
>> WaterBoy

>
> Not hardly.


MS caught you trying to steal their property.

Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot
> of money thanks to Microsoft.


....$14,000 per week?...LOL!

I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
> different things.


You have XP and up-yr-fucking-butt-too. Hell you don't even have a 64
bit os. You've ordered a new computer, yet you claim to fix others
computers yet you can't build your own? What's wrong with this picture?
Oops...caught you lying again!
 
M

Martin Langsholt

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will
> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>
> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>
> Email
> Surf the web
> Burn CDs.
> Rip CDs.
> Listen to music.
> Watch vidoes/DVDs.
> Scan and print.
> Spreadsheets.
> Presentations
> Newsgroups.
> HTML editing.
> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
> Make videos.
> Download photos from a camera and organize them.
> Translations.
> Use a dictionary
> Learn how to touch type.
> Edit images.
> Send and receive a fax.
> Take screenshots.
> Create .PDF files.
> Create and use a data base.
> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows
> Live Messenger.
> IRC.
> Bluetooth.
>
> and much more!
>
> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>
> Worry about:
> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
> DRM,
> Viruses,
> Root kits,
> Spyware,
> and
> Malware.
>
> --
> Alias
>
>


User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4
 
A

Alias

Flightless Bird
Martin Langsholt wrote:
>
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>
>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Email
>> Surf the web
>> Burn CDs.
>> Rip CDs.
>> Listen to music.
>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.
>> Scan and print.
>> Spreadsheets.
>> Presentations
>> Newsgroups.
>> HTML editing.
>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
>> Make videos.
>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.
>> Translations.
>> Use a dictionary
>> Learn how to touch type.
>> Edit images.
>> Send and receive a fax.
>> Take screenshots.
>> Create .PDF files.
>> Create and use a data base.
>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
>> Windows Live Messenger.
>> IRC.
>> Bluetooth.
>>
>> and much more!
>>
>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Worry about:
>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
>> DRM,
>> Viruses,
>> Root kits,
>> Spyware,
>> and
>> Malware.
>>
>> --
>> Alias
>>
>>

>
> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4


What does the header say now?

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Alias
 
H

Heywood Jablowme

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqcrqv$ah6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> WaterBoy wrote:
>>
>> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?
>>
>> WaterBoy

>
> Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot of
> money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
> different things.
>>


you must be the dumb fuck who charges people for that free shitty ubuntu!
 
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Alias

Flightless Bird
Heywood Jablowme wrote:
>
>
> "Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqcrqv$ah6$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> WaterBoy wrote:
>>>
>>> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?
>>>
>>> WaterBoy

>>
>> Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot
>> of money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
>> different things.
>>>

>
> you must be the dumb fuck who charges people for that free shitty ubuntu!


You must have me confused with someone else. Either that or you're just
a desperate liar.

--
Alias
 
M

Martin Langsholt

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqdf97$jhb$2@news.eternal-september.org...
> Martin Langsholt wrote:
>>
>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>
>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>
>>> Email
>>> Surf the web
>>> Burn CDs.
>>> Rip CDs.
>>> Listen to music.
>>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.
>>> Scan and print.
>>> Spreadsheets.
>>> Presentations
>>> Newsgroups.
>>> HTML editing.
>>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
>>> Make videos.
>>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.
>>> Translations.
>>> Use a dictionary
>>> Learn how to touch type.
>>> Edit images.
>>> Send and receive a fax.
>>> Take screenshots.
>>> Create .PDF files.
>>> Create and use a data base.
>>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
>>> Windows Live Messenger.
>>> IRC.
>>> Bluetooth.
>>>
>>> and much more!
>>>
>>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>>>
>>> Worry about:
>>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
>>> DRM,
>>> Viruses,
>>> Root kits,
>>> Spyware,
>>> and
>>> Malware.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Alias
>>>
>>>

>>
>> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
>> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>
> What does the header say now?
>
> --
>
> Alias


It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most
programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.
 
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Alias

Flightless Bird
Martin Langsholt wrote:
> "Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqdf97$jhb$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Martin Langsholt wrote:
>>>
>>> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
>>> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to
>>>> so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial
>>>> window. Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.
>>>>
>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:
>>>>
>>>> Email
>>>> Surf the web
>>>> Burn CDs.
>>>> Rip CDs.
>>>> Listen to music.
>>>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.
>>>> Scan and print.
>>>> Spreadsheets.
>>>> Presentations
>>>> Newsgroups.
>>>> HTML editing.
>>>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
>>>> Make videos.
>>>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.
>>>> Translations.
>>>> Use a dictionary
>>>> Learn how to touch type.
>>>> Edit images.
>>>> Send and receive a fax.
>>>> Take screenshots.
>>>> Create .PDF files.
>>>> Create and use a data base.
>>>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
>>>> Windows Live Messenger.
>>>> IRC.
>>>> Bluetooth.
>>>>
>>>> and much more!
>>>>
>>>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>>>>
>>>> Worry about:
>>>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
>>>> DRM,
>>>> Viruses,
>>>> Root kits,
>>>> Spyware,
>>>> and
>>>> Malware.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US;
>>> rv:1.9.1.9) Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>>
>> What does the header say now?
>>
>> --
>>
>> Alias

>
> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most
> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.


I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird,
so fucking what?

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Alias
 
H

Heywood Jablowme

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqf312$m2d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most
>> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.

>
> I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird, so
> fucking what?
>
> --
> Alias


Of course you've never heard of Thunderbid you fucking idiot. He didn't
spell Thunderbird correctly. You are just too stupid to figure that out.
Oh, you use Ubuntu, no wonder you are so STUPID.
 
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Martin Langsholt

Flightless Bird
"Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
news:hqf312$m2d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most
>> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.

>
> I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird, so
> fucking what?
>
> --
> Alias


Sounds like you're a little pissed off. Did I hit a sore spot?
 
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Alias

Flightless Bird
Martin Langsholt wrote:
> "Alias" <aka@maskedandanymous.com.invalido> wrote in message
> news:hqf312$m2d$1@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most
>>> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.

>>
>> I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird,
>> so fucking what?
>>
>> --
>> Alias

>
> Sounds like you're a little pissed off. Did I hit a sore spot?


I'm not pissed off. Now, can you answer the question?

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Alias
 
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