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Memo for Windows7.general Posters

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felmon

Flightless Bird
On Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:41:57 -0700, Ken Blake, MVP wrote:


> LOL! (although probably few people here will understand your joke).


no - millions of capricornians would!

Felmon
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
chrisv wrote:
>
> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
> news:7sjod9FrbfU1@mid.individual.net...
>> relic wrote:
>> could you not curse in American, whatever that
>>>>>> might be,
>>>>>
>>>>> What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?
>>>>
>>>> What?
>>>
>>> "could you not curse in American" <-- Is "American" Brazilian
>>> Portuguese?

>>
>> Any chance you could make sense? Why would American be French Canadian
>> or Brazilian Portuguese?

>
> You failed Geography, didn't you. Were you sleeping when North America,
> Central America, and South America were discussed?
>
>

Are you guys on something, because if so I would suggest you stop? The
affects are becoming apparent.
 
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Flightless Bird
Richard Tanner wrote:
> chrisv wrote:
>>
>> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
>> news:7sjod9FrbfU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> relic wrote:
>>> could you not curse in American, whatever that
>>>>>>> might be,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?
>>>>>
>>>>> What?
>>>>
>>>> "could you not curse in American" <-- Is "American" Brazilian
>>>> Portuguese?
>>>
>>> Any chance you could make sense? Why would American be French
>>> Canadian or Brazilian Portuguese?

>>
>> You failed Geography, didn't you. Were you sleeping when North
>> America, Central America, and South America were discussed?
>>
>>

> Are you guys on something, because if so I would suggest you stop? The
> affects are becoming apparent.


Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
States *is* America.

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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird

> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
> States *is* America.



Most Yanks?
 
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Death

Flightless Bird
Richard Tanner wrote:

>
>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
>> States *is* America.

>
>
> Most Yanks?


We also belive that the Sun & Moon only appear in our sky.
As it should.

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Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
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C

Flightless Bird
Richard Tanner wrote:
>
>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the
>> United States *is* America.

>
>
> Most Yanks?


Who else?

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Frank

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>> relic wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:7slpk1F4rkU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the
>>>>>> United States *is* America.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Most Yanks?
>>>>
>>>> Please stop claiming that _you_ are a Yank. They won't have you.
>>>
>>> They don't like Yanks much below the Mason Dixon line so who are "they"?
>>>

>>
>> So says you...the fucking bigot.

>
> More leaps of logic from the Frankenmonster.
>

More proof from cody, aka alias, our resident lying linturd troll, that
he is a bigot!
 
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Lee Waun

Flightless Bird
"Mortimer" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:7sgj61F3k9U1@mid.individual.net...
> "Pete S" <a@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:BoE8n.33090$Ym4.4128@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>
>>>

>>I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

>
> That was a rather capricious thing to do!


Oh look a sheep that can type.
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Pete S" <a@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:BoE8n.33090$Ym4.4128@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>
>> ?? Why do you say this? Many (most?) Americans have ancestors who've
>> been here for hundreds of years. Myself included.
>>
>>> By the way my friend, you are speaking or writing in English, and your
>>> *spelling is wrong*, but we've had that problem with most of our
>>> *colony's*.
>>> *The Language is called "The Queens English", not "The Presidents
>>> American"*
>>> Have a nice day ( that's a yank saying I've picked up from my visits to
>>> you fine land).

>>
>> For someone whinging about others' "misuse" of the English language, you
>> certainly aren't showing yourself as being especially literate. BTW,
>> I've put asterisks around the most egregious misspellings and grammatical
>> errors in your post.
>>
>>> So glad that most of the Americans I have worked with are not like you.

>>
>> I'm glad that most of the Brits I know are more literate than you are.
>> You should stop now, as you're most likely embarrassing all the other
>> Brits.
>>

>
> This is the reason mate -
> Pete Smith - I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed
> as a goat.


What, 'cause you go to toga parties as an ass? It figures.
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
news:7slpk1F4rkU1@mid.individual.net...
>
>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
>> States *is* America.


Some people think....sorry about you.

> Most Yanks?


You really are a piece of shit. Oh well, I guess I'll have to get a bigger
bin.
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Barking Mad" <nope@falseaddress.com> wrote in message
news:3oj9n.33852$Ym4.16977@text.news.virginmedia.com...
> "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in message
> news:4b65b169$1@news.x-privat.org...
>> Richard Tanner wrote:
>>>
>>>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
>>>> States *is* America.
>>>
>>> Most Yanks?

>>
>> We also belive that the Sun & Moon only appear in our sky.
>> As it should.
>>

> Ah ! the "Sun and Moon " is singular and the sky is "our"'s , Kinda
> makes you proud don't it.


Is this intended to mean anything? Looks like gibberish, eh?

> Still what does it matter ? - as you so clearly point out we'll all be
> dead soon anyway.


Soon? How soon?
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"relic" <relic2@cjb.net> wrote in message
news:3g17f4.3k4.17.1@news.alt.net...
> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
> news:7slpk1F4rkU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
>>> States *is* America.

>>
>> Most Yanks?

>
> Please stop claiming that _you_ are a Yank. They won't have you.


And that's the facts, Jack. Maybe Alaska would take him?
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
Lord Vetinari wrote:
> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
> news:7slpk1F4rkU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the United
>>> States *is* America.

>
> Some people think....sorry about you.
>
>> Most Yanks?

>
> You really are a piece of shit. Oh well, I guess I'll have to get a bigger
> bin.
>
>


I wrote very little of it, please take a bit more care when attributing
posts.

Who is a piece of shit?
 
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Ophelia

Flightless Bird
"Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
news:7sol7hFihpU1@mid.individual.net...
> I wrote very little of it, please take a bit more care when attributing
> posts.
>
> Who is a piece of shit?


If I may say so, you couldn't do better than to put 'Lord Vetinari' in your
kill file:(

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https://www.shop.helpforheroes.org.uk/
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Ophelia" <Ophelia@Elsinore.me.uk> wrote in message
news:7sgm9vFm41U1@mid.individual.net...
> "Allen" <allent@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:BaednSV8l_6qkf7WnZ2dnUVZ_r1i4p2d@giganews.com...
>> On 1/29/2010 9:35 AM, gordito995@teranews.com wrote:
>>> Well, you lost me with your childish toilet mouth language. A sure sign
>>> that you cannot express yourself intelligently.
>>>
>>> Gordo

>> Ditto!!!!!!!!!!!

>
> Seconded!


Apparently, you haven't the slightest clue as to what "ditto" means. JFGI.
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
Re: Memo for Windows7.general Posters (yeah, more OT garbage)

My humble apologies to the reasonable people on the ng, as this crap really
shouldn't have begun in the first place, and I _do_ know better than to
respond to the gnatsy ones...even I do respond to them.

"Ophelia" <Ophelia@Elsinore.me.uk> wrote in message
news:7som4bFpjeU1@mid.individual.net...
> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
> news:7sol7hFihpU1@mid.individual.net...
>> I wrote very little of it, please take a bit more care when attributing
>> posts.


Dumbass. The attributions are correct. Just like they are for this one.
If you can't parse them, that isn't any of my concern.

>> Who is a piece of shit?


You _earned_ that. Referring to Americans as "yanks" is derisive, and shows
that you don't mind at all using the scattershot approach. I should be a
bit more careful about such things, if I were you. Perhaps some Americans
don't mind having a shit-covered finger pointed at them, but me, I'm not a
doormat.

> If I may say so, you couldn't do better than to put 'Lord Vetinari' in
> your kill file:(


You're so self-righteous, your eyes are brown. Hey, if you really want to
play stupid games, I could nymshift all day long. Perhaps I should gaslight
you...that'd serve you well.

Until this last post, I merely found you a bit boring, and a bit pathetic
(but who cares?). I don't kf people for such things. You really have to be
beyond redemption, before I kf you. Congratulations, you've made the grade.

Have you not noticed that you've given the trolls a break, here and there,
while as soon as I said something you didn't agree with, you IMMEDIATELY
decided that I should be kf'd? I don't believe I've ever said anything
against you in the past, either.

"I have been a Provo now for 15 years or more,
with Armalites and mortarbombs I thought I knew the score
But now we have a weapon we've never used before
The Brits are looking worried, and they're going to worry more

Tiocfaidh ár lá, sing up the 'RA
SAM missiles, in the sky

I started off with petrol bombs, and throwing bricks and stones,
with a hundred more lads like me, I never was alone
But soon I learned that bricks and stones won't drive the Brits away
It wasn't long before I joined the IRA"

Great song, eh? I have Athenrye's recording, from one of the times they
came to my city. Very nice guys, really.
 
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del

Flightless Bird
Re: Memo for Windows7.general Posters (yeah, more OT garbage)

Ubuntu 9.10 has been judged and found to be lacking.

I ran the live-cd and checked it out a bit.

Can't use Forte Agent, can't use my favorite file manager "XYplorer",
can't use Foobar, can't use Irfanview without downloading something else
and going through another 20 steps, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't
and on and on and on.

Replacements for this, replacements for that, I have to have
replacements for all the applications that I cherish and have come to
appreciate. I don't want replacements, or something just about like this
app or that app, etc...

That is about as far as I got with the Live CD. After I found out I
couldn't use any applications that I normally use, I just ejected the CD
and tossed it in the trash.

Thanks for nothing Ubuntu. I sure am glad I didn't actually install you.
 
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Barking Mad

Flightless Bird
"Lord Vetinari" <ghod@att.net> wrote in message
news:hk74l3$q32$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> "Barking Mad" <nope@falseaddress.com> wrote in message
> news:3oj9n.33852$Ym4.16977@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>> "Death" <death@rottingcorpses.x-x> wrote in message
>> news:4b65b169$1@news.x-privat.org...
>>> Richard Tanner wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Some people think it's not the United State *of* America but the
>>>>> United
>>>>> States *is* America.
>>>>
>>>> Most Yanks?
>>>
>>> We also belive that the Sun & Moon only appear in our sky.
>>> As it should.
>>>

>> Ah ! the "Sun and Moon " is singular and the sky is "our"'s , Kinda
>> makes you proud don't it.

>
> Is this intended to mean anything? Looks like gibberish, eh?


Yes your Lordship it was meant to mean something - clearly I failed
miserably. I prostrate myself before you in token of the humiliation I feel
for my failure. In future I will remember that in posting here we expose
ourselves to the gaze of your fearsome critical scrutiny and the incisive
erudition of your omniscient judgment . Clearly, this was a grave error and
one from which I will certainly learn.
>
>> Still what does it matter ? - as you so clearly point out we'll all be
>> dead soon anyway.

>
> Soon? How soon?

Sooner for me than you I would imagine. However, I was referring to to
"Death" 's signature tag .
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
Ophelia wrote:

> If I may say so, you couldn't do better than to put 'Lord Vetinari' in
> your kill file:(


Not likely. He is far to amusing, especially on a wet Tuesday morning
when I have nothing better to do.

And I just know that one day he is going to write something in English.
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
Lord Vetinari wrote:

> Apparently, you haven't the slightest clue as to what "ditto" means. JFGI.


But you knew exactly what the poster meant, you rascal.
 
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