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Slap

Flightless Bird
"Philo P. Shagnasty" <philo@shagnasty.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> "Slap" <slap@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:kdr8n.16194$p66.8949@newsfe09.iad...
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>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote in message
>> news:rm14m5l8uu680nipdlsbkf0t5ekelc0t7r@4ax.com...
>>> Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
>>> helpful replies.
>>>
>>> First off, only reply to an inquiry if you know the fucking answer.

>>
>> What a moron. By sweetheart. Into the bozo retard bin.
>> --

> Is that where Alias lives?


For sure. A very long time now. Retard was slobbering all the time on the
Vista group. Then his mom showed him this one. Changes his addy now and
then but my bozo bin always has enough room for one more it seems.
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Frank

Flightless Bird
Alias wrote:
> In article <rm14m5l8uu680nipdlsbkf0t5ekelc0t7r@4ax.com>
> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote:
>
>> Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
>> helpful replies.
>>
>> First off, only reply to an inquiry if you know the fucking answer.
>> Don't give suggestions of how to do something in a different way.
>>
>> If the help seeker wished to know an off the wall way to achieve a task
>> he or she would ask a balls ass crazy question and get an equally crazy
>> answer. This is to be expected.
>>
>> If one of the many posters, who come here in the future looking for
>> help, ask a specific question about a specific issue, try to stay the
>> fuck on topic.
>>
>> For instance, if a poster asks for help with installing the GodMode icon
>> on their desktop, don't tell him or her to not do that and to simply
>> find all the tasks individually.
>>
>> You give them information on the proper way to create the GodMode icon,
>> which would be to create a folder and name it:
>>
>> GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
>>
>> See? Question asked and question answered. No jabbering about what the
>> fuckjawed person replying thinks you should do or how to do everything
>> but what was asked for.
>>
>> Also, let's cut back on the number of British posting here. They are a
>> plague of fuckwittery on Usenet and don't belong here. In addition to
>> not properly spelling their words, they have shitty attitudes and in
>> real life they are unclean.
>>
>> To recap:
>>
>> Just answer the fucking question and move on
>>
>> &
>>
>> No more British.

>
> Fuck off, no one appointed you a moderator here.
> Stupid bitch.


How charming! No wonder you're on wifie #4 and have to have babba, your
male sheep lover for sex.
Stupid bastard.
 
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gordito995@teranews.com

Flightless Bird
Well, you lost me with your childish toilet mouth language. A sure sign that
you cannot express yourself intelligently.

Gordo

"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote in message
news:rm14m5l8uu680nipdlsbkf0t5ekelc0t7r@4ax.com...
> Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
> helpful replies.
>
> First off, only reply to an inquiry if you know the fucking answer.
> Don't give suggestions of how to do something in a different way.
>
> If the help seeker wished to know an off the wall way to achieve a task
> he or she would ask a balls ass crazy question and get an equally crazy
> answer. This is to be expected.
>
> If one of the many posters, who come here in the future looking for
> help, ask a specific question about a specific issue, try to stay the
> fuck on topic.
>
> For instance, if a poster asks for help with installing the GodMode icon
> on their desktop, don't tell him or her to not do that and to simply
> find all the tasks individually.
>
> You give them information on the proper way to create the GodMode icon,
> which would be to create a folder and name it:
>
> GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
>
> See? Question asked and question answered. No jabbering about what the
> fuckjawed person replying thinks you should do or how to do everything
> but what was asked for.
>
> Also, let's cut back on the number of British posting here. They are a
> plague of fuckwittery on Usenet and don't belong here. In addition to
> not properly spelling their words, they have shitty attitudes and in
> real life they are unclean.
>
> To recap:
>
> Just answer the fucking question and move on
>
> &
>
> No more British.
> --
> All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
> into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.
 
L

Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> whinged and whinged
in news:rm14m5l8uu680nipdlsbkf0t5ekelc0t7r@4ax.com...
> Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
> helpful replies.


Uhuh.

So....after giving unsoughtfor "advice", you proceed to give "more
informational and helpful replies".

«Sure you did. I have been to that stinking little island. The great
majority of the populace is grimy and have a distinct odor about them,
much like bums do here in America.»

«Do you have knowledge of Mortimer and sheep, Philo?»

«No, methMouth, I was alluding to your asking Mortimer "was that because
of the smell of Sheep on yourself?"»

I hope you die lonely, in fear, and in pain.
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Char Jackson" <none@none.invalid> wrote in message
news:g254m5tpi5d7q8upgeaplpkg5p8gtatlmq@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:08:15 -0600, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
> <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote:
>
>>Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
>>helpful replies.
>>
>>First off, only reply to an inquiry if you know the fucking answer.
>>Don't give suggestions of how to do something in a different way.

>
> Seeing as how this is an unmoderated alt. group, good luck with that.


Heh. It's a "Do as I say, not as I do" kinda moron. Perhaps it thought it
was doing good PR for itself?
 
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Pete S

Flightless Bird
"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote in message
news:rm14m5l8uu680nipdlsbkf0t5ekelc0t7r@4ax.com...
> Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
> helpful replies.
>
> First off, only reply to an inquiry if you know the fucking answer.
> Don't give suggestions of how to do something in a different way.
>
> If the help seeker wished to know an off the wall way to achieve a task
> he or she would ask a balls ass crazy question and get an equally crazy
> answer. This is to be expected.
>
> If one of the many posters, who come here in the future looking for
> help, ask a specific question about a specific issue, try to stay the
> fuck on topic.
>
> For instance, if a poster asks for help with installing the GodMode icon
> on their desktop, don't tell him or her to not do that and to simply
> find all the tasks individually.
>
> You give them information on the proper way to create the GodMode icon,
> which would be to create a folder and name it:
>
> GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
>
> See? Question asked and question answered. No jabbering about what the
> fuckjawed person replying thinks you should do or how to do everything
> but what was asked for.
>
> Also, let's cut back on the number of British posting here. They are a
> plague of fuckwittery on Usenet and don't belong here. In addition to
> not properly spelling their words, they have shitty attitudes and in
> real life they are unclean.
>
> To recap:
>
> Just answer the fucking question and move on
>
> &
>
> No more British.
> --
> All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
> into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.



Thanks for that mate, at least your rabid posting raised a smile on my face.
Glad to see the old KKK still have some brain dead working for them.

I take it that you're great grandparents or great great grandparents (we
cannot go back any longer than that can we ?) were not one of our rejects
from these shores.
By the way my friend, you are speaking or writing in English, and your
spelling is wrong, but we've had that problem with most of our colony's.
The Language is called "The Queens English", not "The Presidents American"
Have a nice day ( that's a yank saying I've picked up from my visits to you
fine land).
So glad that most of the Americans I have worked with are not like you.


--

Pete S
 
A

Allen

Flightless Bird
On 1/29/2010 9:35 AM, gordito995@teranews.com wrote:
> Well, you lost me with your childish toilet mouth language. A sure sign
> that you cannot express yourself intelligently.
>
> Gordo

Ditto!!!!!!!!!!!

Allen
 
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Lord Vetinari

Flightless Bird
"Pete S" <a@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:QDD8n.33065$Ym4.5022@text.news.virginmedia.com...
> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net> wrote in message
> news:rm14m5l8uu680nipdlsbkf0t5ekelc0t7r@4ax.com...
>> Let's try to clean this group up a bit and have more informational and
>> helpful replies.
>>
>> First off, only reply to an inquiry if you know the fucking answer.
>> Don't give suggestions of how to do something in a different way.
>>
>> If the help seeker wished to know an off the wall way to achieve a task
>> he or she would ask a balls ass crazy question and get an equally crazy
>> answer. This is to be expected.
>>
>> If one of the many posters, who come here in the future looking for
>> help, ask a specific question about a specific issue, try to stay the
>> fuck on topic.
>>
>> For instance, if a poster asks for help with installing the GodMode icon
>> on their desktop, don't tell him or her to not do that and to simply
>> find all the tasks individually.
>>
>> You give them information on the proper way to create the GodMode icon,
>> which would be to create a folder and name it:
>>
>> GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
>>
>> See? Question asked and question answered. No jabbering about what the
>> fuckjawed person replying thinks you should do or how to do everything
>> but what was asked for.
>>
>> Also, let's cut back on the number of British posting here. They are a
>> plague of fuckwittery on Usenet and don't belong here. In addition to
>> not properly spelling their words, they have shitty attitudes and in
>> real life they are unclean.
>>
>> To recap:
>>
>> Just answer the fucking question and move on
>>
>> &
>>
>> No more British.
>> --
>> All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
>> into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

>
>
> Thanks for that mate, at least your rabid posting raised a smile on my
> face.
> Glad to see the old KKK still have some brain dead working for them.
>
> I take it that *you're* great grandparents or great great grandparents
> (we cannot go back any *longer* than that can we ?) were not one of our
> rejects from these shores.


?? Why do you say this? Many (most?) Americans have ancestors who've been
here for hundreds of years. Myself included.

> By the way my friend, you are speaking or writing in English, and your
> *spelling is wrong*, but we've had that problem with most of our
> *colony's*.
> *The Language is called "The Queens English", not "The Presidents
> American"*
> Have a nice day ( that's a yank saying I've picked up from my visits to
> you fine land).


For someone whinging about others' "misuse" of the English language, you
certainly aren't showing yourself as being especially literate. BTW, I've
put asterisks around the most egregious misspellings and grammatical errors
in your post.

> So glad that most of the Americans I have worked with are not like you.


I'm glad that most of the Brits I know are more literate than you are. You
should stop now, as you're most likely embarrassing all the other Brits.
 
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Pete S

Flightless Bird

>
> ?? Why do you say this? Many (most?) Americans have ancestors who've
> been here for hundreds of years. Myself included.
>
>> By the way my friend, you are speaking or writing in English, and your
>> *spelling is wrong*, but we've had that problem with most of our
>> *colony's*.
>> *The Language is called "The Queens English", not "The Presidents
>> American"*
>> Have a nice day ( that's a yank saying I've picked up from my visits to
>> you fine land).

>
> For someone whinging about others' "misuse" of the English language, you
> certainly aren't showing yourself as being especially literate. BTW, I've
> put asterisks around the most egregious misspellings and grammatical
> errors in your post.
>
>> So glad that most of the Americans I have worked with are not like you.

>
> I'm glad that most of the Brits I know are more literate than you are.
> You should stop now, as you're most likely embarrassing all the other
> Brits.
>


This is the reason mate -
Pete Smith - I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed
as a goat.
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Pete S
 
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Mortimer

Flightless Bird
"Pete S" <a@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:BoE8n.33090$Ym4.4128@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>
>>

>I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.


That was a rather capricious thing to do!
 
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Ophelia

Flightless Bird
"Allen" <allent@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
news:BaednSV8l_6qkf7WnZ2dnUVZ_r1i4p2d@giganews.com...
> On 1/29/2010 9:35 AM, gordito995@teranews.com wrote:
>> Well, you lost me with your childish toilet mouth language. A sure sign
>> that you cannot express yourself intelligently.
>>
>> Gordo

> Ditto!!!!!!!!!!!


Seconded!


--
--
https://www.shop.helpforheroes.org.uk/
 
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Ken Blake, MVP

Flightless Bird
On Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:11:56 -0000, "Mortimer" <me@privacy.net> wrote:

> "Pete S" <a@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:BoE8n.33090$Ym4.4128@text.news.virginmedia.com...
> >
> >>

> >I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

>
> That was a rather capricious thing to do!



LOL! (although probably few people here will understand your joke).

--
Ken Blake, Microsoft MVP (Windows Desktop Experience) since 2003
Please Reply to the Newsgroup
 
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Tom Lake

Flightless Bird
>> >I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
>>
>> That was a rather capricious thing to do!

>
>
> LOL! (although probably few people here will understand your joke).


Who ever heard of Capricious goat cheese other than Californians?

Tom Lake
 
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Gene E. Bloch

Flightless Bird
On 1/29/10, Mortimer posted:
> "Pete S" <a@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:BoE8n.33090$Ym4.4128@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>
>>>

>>I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.


> That was a rather capricious thing to do!


Baaah!

--
Gene Bloch 650.366.4267 lettersatblochg.com
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del wrote:

Seriously snipped.


fucking

fuck

fuckjawed

fuckwittery

fucking

If you have to curse could you not curse in American, whatever that
might be, rather than English?
 
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relic

Flightless Bird
"Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
news:7sj1pmFnt9U1@mid.individual.net...
> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del wrote:
>
> Seriously snipped.
>
>
> fucking
>
> fuck
>
> fuckjawed
>
> fuckwittery
>
> fucking
>
> If you have to curse could you not curse in American, whatever that might
> be, rather than English?


What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
relic wrote:
>
> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
> news:7sj1pmFnt9U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del wrote:
>>
>> Seriously snipped.
>>
>>
>> fucking
>>
>> fuck
>>
>> fuckjawed
>>
>> fuckwittery
>>
>> fucking
>>
>> If you have to curse could you not curse in American, whatever that
>> might be, rather than English?

>
> What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?


What?
 
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relic

Flightless Bird
"Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
news:7sjavkFdtpU1@mid.individual.net...
> relic wrote:
>>
>> "Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
>> news:7sj1pmFnt9U1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del wrote:
>>>
>>> Seriously snipped.
>>>
>>>
>>> fucking
>>>
>>> fuck
>>>
>>> fuckjawed
>>>
>>> fuckwittery
>>>
>>> fucking
>>>
>>> If you have to curse could you not curse in American, whatever that
>>> might be, rather than English?

>>
>> What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?

>
> What?


"could you not curse in American" <-- Is "American" Brazilian Portuguese?
 
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Richard Tanner

Flightless Bird
relic wrote:
could you not curse in American, whatever that
>>>> might be,
>>>
>>> What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?

>>
>> What?

>
> "could you not curse in American" <-- Is "American" Brazilian Portuguese?


Any chance you could make sense? Why would American be French Canadian
or Brazilian Portuguese?
 
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chrisv

Flightless Bird
"Richard Tanner" <richardtanner12@orange.net> wrote in message
news:7sjod9FrbfU1@mid.individual.net...
> relic wrote:
> could you not curse in American, whatever that
>>>>> might be,
>>>>
>>>> What the fuck is "American"? French Canadian?
>>>
>>> What?

>>
>> "could you not curse in American" <-- Is "American" Brazilian
>> Portuguese?

>
> Any chance you could make sense? Why would American be French Canadian or
> Brazilian Portuguese?


You failed Geography, didn't you. Were you sleeping when North America,
Central America, and South America were discussed?
 
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