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LMFARO is now patented

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Fred Hall

Flightless Bird
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
wrote:

>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB, LOL...
>
>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233


Fuck me running
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"Fred Hall", thou vain freebooter. Something is rotten in the state of
Denmark. Ye clamoured:

> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
>
>>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
>>LOL...
>>
>>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233

>
> Fuck me running


Fuck me dead.

"For example, typing abbreviations like LOL ("laughing out loud") and IMO
("in my opinion")"

The US Patent Office must really be fucked, you know. I was under the
impression things that could substantively be done in the mind were not
patentable.
 
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PV

Flightless Bird
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
> LOL...
>


http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-...7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233


Not to cast aspersions on your reading abilities, what I see in this link is
a patent request for a software assistant that will automatically translate
slang abbreviations contained in text messages, thus allowing the the
conversation to flow without stops when party A asks party B for an
explanation of the slang.

Quote from article:

While a number of software applications are available for facilitating text
communication, such as IM, these applications have failed to optimally
address the use of shorthand notation and evolving jargon. Confusion and
misunderstandings often result due to misinterpretation. The flow of
communication between users is further disrupted when one a user stops to
ask another user for the meaning of a shorthand term rather than proceeding
to author a reply.

"Therefore, an improved electronic messaging system is needed. In
particular, there is a need for easier, more efficient, and more precise
ways to handle shorthand notation and jargon contained within text
communication. More particularly, it would be desirable to have a method for
determining the meaning of shorthand notation and jargon without
interrupting the flow of communication. "


I don't see anything regarding the actual patenting of the slang terms.
Perhaps you could show me what I missed?

--

PV

Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
>> LOL...
>>
>>

> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
>
>
> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>


It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
humour.

FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.
 
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del

Flightless Bird
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:12:42 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:

>"PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
>villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
>>> LOL...
>>>
>>>

>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
>>
>>
>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>

>
>It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
>humour.
>
>FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.


Kadaitcha, your trolls aren't going to reach as big of an audience if
you continue to fill your subject line with capitalized letters.

Capitalization of the subject gets you less of an audience, you know
that.

subject: =%{[^a-z]+}

Also, when are you going to update your webpage? Talk about living in
the fucking past. Did you realize that Windows 7 is out? It's an
operating system created by Microsoft. It's all the rage. Have you
heard?

I go over to your page thinking I would see something useful, something
modern. What do I get? An ancient and decrepit site full of bullshit
about XP and Vista.
 
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§nühw¤£f

Flightless Bird
Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
with news:vd449w$9it$7@tipsy-vice-sister.co.fiji:

> "Fred Hall", thou vain freebooter. Something is rotten in the
> state of Denmark. Ye clamoured:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
>>>BRB, LOL...
>>>
>>>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>>>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>>>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/
>>>7,640,233

>>
>> Fuck me running

>
> Fuck me dead.
>
> "For example, typing abbreviations like LOL ("laughing out loud")
> and IMO ("in my opinion")"
>
> The US Patent Office must really be fucked, you know. I was under
> the impression things that could substantively be done in the mind
> were not patentable.
>


ROTFPMSL!
Welcome to Crazy Town. WHERE DOWN IS UP,AND UP IS DOWN!

^_^

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PV

Flightless Bird
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
> villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
>>> LOL...
>>>
>>>

>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
> 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
>>
>>
>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>

>
> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
> humour.
>
> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.


Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun at your
obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals from here on.

Save yourself the embarassment.....please.
--
PV

Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
 
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\The Great One\

Flightless Bird
"§nühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:Xns9D095BFFE8F04snuhwolfyahoocom@216.196.97.142...
> Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
> with news:vd449w$9it$7@tipsy-vice-sister.co.fiji:
>
> > "Fred Hall", thou vain freebooter. Something is rotten in the
> > state of Denmark. Ye clamoured:
> >
> >> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
> >>>BRB, LOL...
> >>>
> >>>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
> >>>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
> >>>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/
> >>>7,640,233
> >>
> >> Fuck me running

> >
> > Fuck me dead.

>
> Don't worry boys....I'm cuming!
> --
> Wolfus-Puss


Figgers !!
--
HJ
 
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Portaloo emergency telephone response team

Flightless Bird
"Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
news:8gm518$793$y@tinpot-woman-of-pleasure.org.south-ossetia...
> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB, LOL...
>
> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
> 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
>


No problem. We'll just make up new ones and send out posts telling everyone
not to use the old ones any more.
That'll stuff them up (IBM).
There are plenty of letters in the alphabet, and the old ones were getting a
bit tired.
 
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PV

Flightless Bird
starting to fall for her...

I've ceased being able to tell whether you people are kidding or not.
 
K

Kadaitcha Man

Flightless Bird
"PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and your
chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
>> villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
>>>> LOL...
>>>>
>>>>
>>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

>> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>>

2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
>>>
>>>
>>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>

>>
>> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
>> humour.
>>
>> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.

>
> Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun at
> your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals from here
> on.
>
> Save yourself the embarassment.....please.


Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet? You,
perhaps?
 
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\The Great One\

Flightless Bird
Re: starting to fall for her...

"PV" <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> wrote in message
>
> I've ceased being able to tell whether you people are kidding or not.
> --
> Miss "PV"


Then FOAD faggot !!
--
HJ
 
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PV

Flightless Bird
Re: starting to fall for her...

"The Great One" wrote:
> "PV" <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> wrote in message
>>


Hey shit for brains, learn to read headers you post-humping fucking moron,
you might actually be able to spot a frogger. But then again probably not,
so quit trying to be the poster boy showing why 1st blood relations
shouldn't breed.

Oops.... I mean

That's nice.....

--
PV

Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
 
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\The Great One\

Flightless Bird
Re: starting to fall for her...

"PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote in message
>
> "The Great One" wrote:
>
> > "PV" <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> wrote in message
> >
> > FOAD faggot !!

>
> May I finish sucking john smith's dick?
> --
> Miss "PV"


Yes you may !!
--
HJ
 
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PV

Flightless Bird
Re: starting to fall for her...

"The Great One" wrote:

That's nice

--
PV

Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
 
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PV

Flightless Bird
Cramps, no poo and bloated feeling-ick

I was stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant messages about
my boss, to my boss. Is there a recall option in instant messenger?
 
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§nühw¤£f

Flightless Bird
Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
with news:78m4v6$735$e@toad-spotted-fast-fanny.com.indonesia:

> "PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and your
> chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath
>>> out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye
>>> whispered:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
>>>>> BRB, LOL...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>>> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>>>

> 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7
> ,640,233
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>
>>>
>>> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any
>>> and all humour.
>>>
>>> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.

>>
>> Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun
>> at your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals
>> from here on.
>>
>> Save yourself the embarassment.....please.

>
> Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet? You,
> perhaps?
>


I'd like to patent my penis...


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§nühw¤£f

Flightless Bird
Re: Cramps, no poo and bloated feeling-ick

PV <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> clouded the waters of pure thought
with
news:8yt739$oaj$o@tinseled-lady-of-easy-virtue.net.new-caledonia:

> I was stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
> messages about my boss, to my boss. Is there a recall option in
> instant messenger?
>


Just say;"CHINESE HA><0RS DID IT!"

HTH

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/ __/ |/ / / / / // // . . \\ \ |\ | / __ \ \ \ __\
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Aratzio

Flightless Bird
On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:08:18 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"§nühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
>with news:78m4v6$735$e@toad-spotted-fast-fanny.com.indonesia:
>
>> "PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and your
>> chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath
>>>> out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye
>>>> whispered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
>>>>>> BRB, LOL...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>>>> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>>>>

>> 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7
>> ,640,233
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>
>>>>
>>>> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any
>>>> and all humour.
>>>>
>>>> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.
>>>
>>> Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun
>>> at your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals
>>> from here on.
>>>
>>> Save yourself the embarassment.....please.

>>
>> Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet? You,
>> perhaps?
>>

>
>I'd like to patent my penis...


Do you have a working model.
 
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