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LMFARO is now patented

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§nühw¤£f

Flightless Bird
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought
with news:ru0pl5pva3mgqkrgu7ke3t5dao5u78j5u3@4ax.com:

> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:08:18 -0600, in the land of

alt.usenet.kooks,
> "§nühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>>Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
>>with news:78m4v6$735$e@toad-spotted-fast-fanny.com.indonesia:
>>
>>> "PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and

your
>>> chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath
>>>>> out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye
>>>>> whispered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
>>>>>>> BRB, LOL...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>>>>> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
>>>>>
>>> 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233

&RS=PN/7
>>> ,640,233
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any
>>>>> and all humour.
>>>>>
>>>>> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.
>>>>
>>>> Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked

fun
>>>> at your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals
>>>> from here on.
>>>>
>>>> Save yourself the embarassment.....please.
>>>
>>> Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet?

You,
>>> perhaps?
>>>

>>
>>I'd like to patent my penis...

>
> Do you have a working model.
>


It lacks a few features but I'm planning on a fully activated feature
set in Penis 2.0

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