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LMFARO is now patented

Discussion in 'Windows 7' started by Kadaitcha Man, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB, LOL...

    http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
     
  2. Fred Hall

    Fred Hall Flightless Bird

    On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
    wrote:

    >IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB, LOL...
    >
    >http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    >Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233


    Fuck me running
     
  3. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "Fred Hall", thou vain freebooter. Something is rotten in the state of
    Denmark. Ye clamoured:

    > On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
    >
    >>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
    >>LOL...
    >>
    >>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    >>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233

    >
    > Fuck me running


    Fuck me dead.

    "For example, typing abbreviations like LOL ("laughing out loud") and IMO
    ("in my opinion")"

    The US Patent Office must really be fucked, you know. I was under the
    impression things that could substantively be done in the mind were not
    patentable.
     
  4. PV

    PV Flightless Bird

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
    > LOL...
    >


    http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-...7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233


    Not to cast aspersions on your reading abilities, what I see in this link is
    a patent request for a software assistant that will automatically translate
    slang abbreviations contained in text messages, thus allowing the the
    conversation to flow without stops when party A asks party B for an
    explanation of the slang.

    Quote from article:

    While a number of software applications are available for facilitating text
    communication, such as IM, these applications have failed to optimally
    address the use of shorthand notation and evolving jargon. Confusion and
    misunderstandings often result due to misinterpretation. The flow of
    communication between users is further disrupted when one a user stops to
    ask another user for the meaning of a shorthand term rather than proceeding
    to author a reply.

    "Therefore, an improved electronic messaging system is needed. In
    particular, there is a need for easier, more efficient, and more precise
    ways to handle shorthand notation and jargon contained within text
    communication. More particularly, it would be desirable to have a method for
    determining the meaning of shorthand notation and jargon without
    interrupting the flow of communication. "


    I don't see anything regarding the actual patenting of the slang terms.
    Perhaps you could show me what I missed?

    --

    PV

    Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
    H.L. Mencken
     
  5. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
    villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:

    > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
    >> LOL...
    >>
    >>

    > http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

    Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
    >
    >
    > Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>


    It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
    humour.

    FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.
     
  6. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del

    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del Flightless Bird

    On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:12:42 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:

    >"PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
    >villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:
    >
    >> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
    >>> LOL...
    >>>
    >>>

    >> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

    >Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
    >>
    >>
    >> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>

    >
    >It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
    >humour.
    >
    >FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.


    Kadaitcha, your trolls aren't going to reach as big of an audience if
    you continue to fill your subject line with capitalized letters.

    Capitalization of the subject gets you less of an audience, you know
    that.

    subject: =%{[^a-z]+}

    Also, when are you going to update your webpage? Talk about living in
    the fucking past. Did you realize that Windows 7 is out? It's an
    operating system created by Microsoft. It's all the rage. Have you
    heard?

    I go over to your page thinking I would see something useful, something
    modern. What do I get? An ancient and decrepit site full of bullshit
    about XP and Vista.
     
  7. §nühw¤£f

    §nühw¤£f Flightless Bird

    Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
    with news:vd449w$9it$7@tipsy-vice-sister.co.fiji:

    > "Fred Hall", thou vain freebooter. Something is rotten in the
    > state of Denmark. Ye clamoured:
    >
    >> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
    >>>BRB, LOL...
    >>>
    >>>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    >>>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >>>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/
    >>>7,640,233

    >>
    >> Fuck me running

    >
    > Fuck me dead.
    >
    > "For example, typing abbreviations like LOL ("laughing out loud")
    > and IMO ("in my opinion")"
    >
    > The US Patent Office must really be fucked, you know. I was under
    > the impression things that could substantively be done in the mind
    > were not patentable.
    >


    ROTFPMSL!
    Welcome to Crazy Town. WHERE DOWN IS UP,AND UP IS DOWN!

    ^_^

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  8. PV

    PV Flightless Bird

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
    > villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:
    >
    >> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
    >>> LOL...
    >>>
    >>>

    >> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

    > Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    > 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
    >>
    >>
    >> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>

    >
    > It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
    > humour.
    >
    > FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.


    Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun at your
    obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals from here on.

    Save yourself the embarassment.....please.
    --
    PV

    Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
    H.L. Mencken
     
  9. \The Great One\

    \The Great One\ Flightless Bird

    "§nühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:Xns9D095BFFE8F04snuhwolfyahoocom@216.196.97.142...
    > Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
    > with news:vd449w$9it$7@tipsy-vice-sister.co.fiji:
    >
    > > "Fred Hall", thou vain freebooter. Something is rotten in the
    > > state of Denmark. Ye clamoured:
    > >
    > >> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:37:48 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
    > >>>BRB, LOL...
    > >>>
    > >>>http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    > >>>Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    > >>>2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/
    > >>>7,640,233
    > >>
    > >> Fuck me running

    > >
    > > Fuck me dead.

    >
    > Don't worry boys....I'm cuming!
    > --
    > Wolfus-Puss


    Figgers !!
    --
    HJ
     
  10. "Kadaitcha Man" <anon@no.email> wrote in message
    news:8gm518$793$y@tinpot-woman-of-pleasure.org.south-ossetia...
    > IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB, LOL...
    >
    > http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    > Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    > 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
    >


    No problem. We'll just make up new ones and send out posts telling everyone
    not to use the old ones any more.
    That'll stuff them up (IBM).
    There are plenty of letters in the alphabet, and the old ones were getting a
    bit tired.
     
  11. PV

    PV Flightless Bird

    starting to fall for her...

    I've ceased being able to tell whether you people are kidding or not.
     
  12. Kadaitcha Man

    Kadaitcha Man Flightless Bird

    "PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and your
    chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:

    > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath out-villiain'd
    >> villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye whispered:
    >>
    >>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD, BRB,
    >>>> LOL...
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?

    >> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >>

    2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7,640,233
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>

    >>
    >> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any and all
    >> humour.
    >>
    >> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.

    >
    > Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun at
    > your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals from here
    > on.
    >
    > Save yourself the embarassment.....please.


    Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet? You,
    perhaps?
     
  13. \The Great One\

    \The Great One\ Flightless Bird

    Re: starting to fall for her...

    "PV" <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> wrote in message
    >
    > I've ceased being able to tell whether you people are kidding or not.
    > --
    > Miss "PV"


    Then FOAD faggot !!
    --
    HJ
     
  14. PV

    PV Flightless Bird

    Re: starting to fall for her...

    "The Great One" wrote:
    > "PV" <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> wrote in message
    >>


    Hey shit for brains, learn to read headers you post-humping fucking moron,
    you might actually be able to spot a frogger. But then again probably not,
    so quit trying to be the poster boy showing why 1st blood relations
    shouldn't breed.

    Oops.... I mean

    That's nice.....

    --
    PV

    Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
    H.L. Mencken
     
  15. \The Great One\

    \The Great One\ Flightless Bird

    Re: starting to fall for her...

    "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote in message
    >
    > "The Great One" wrote:
    >
    > > "PV" <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> wrote in message
    > >
    > > FOAD faggot !!

    >
    > May I finish sucking john smith's dick?
    > --
    > Miss "PV"


    Yes you may !!
    --
    HJ
     
  16. PV

    PV Flightless Bird

    Re: starting to fall for her...

    "The Great One" wrote:

    That's nice

    --
    PV

    Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
    H.L. Mencken
     
  17. PV

    PV Flightless Bird

    Cramps, no poo and bloated feeling-ick

    I was stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant messages about
    my boss, to my boss. Is there a recall option in instant messenger?
     
  18. §nühw¤£f

    §nühw¤£f Flightless Bird

    Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
    with news:78m4v6$735$e@toad-spotted-fast-fanny.com.indonesia:

    > "PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and your
    > chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:
    >
    >> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath
    >>> out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye
    >>> whispered:
    >>>
    >>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
    >>>>> BRB, LOL...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    >>> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >>>

    > 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7
    > ,640,233
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>
    >>>
    >>> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any
    >>> and all humour.
    >>>
    >>> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.

    >>
    >> Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun
    >> at your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals
    >> from here on.
    >>
    >> Save yourself the embarassment.....please.

    >
    > Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet? You,
    > perhaps?
    >


    I'd like to patent my penis...


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  19. §nühw¤£f

    §nühw¤£f Flightless Bird

    Re: Cramps, no poo and bloated feeling-ick

    PV <edrnouser@ 5p4nn t31u5.nut5> clouded the waters of pure thought
    with
    news:8yt739$oaj$o@tinseled-lady-of-easy-virtue.net.new-caledonia:

    > I was stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
    > messages about my boss, to my boss. Is there a recall option in
    > instant messenger?
    >


    Just say;"CHINESE HA><0RS DID IT!"

    HTH

    --
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    cageprisoners.com|www.snuhwolf.9f.com|www.eyeonpalin.org
    _____ ____ ____ __ /\_/\ __ _ ______ _____
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    /___/_/|_/\____/_//_/ \_@_/ \__|\__|\____/\____\_\
     
  20. Aratzio

    Aratzio Flightless Bird

    On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:08:18 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    "§nühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> clouded the waters of pure thought
    >with news:78m4v6$735$e@toad-spotted-fast-fanny.com.indonesia:
    >
    >> "PV", thou weak-hinged discontent. I leak in your chimney and your
    >> chamber lye breeds fleas like a loach. Ye exhaled:
    >>
    >>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>> "PV", thou clouted herring without a roe. Thou hath
    >>>> out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems thee. Ye
    >>>> whispered:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>>>> IBM has secured Patent Number 7,640,233 on LMFARO, IMO, FOAD,
    >>>>>> BRB, LOL...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
    >>>> Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%
    >>>>

    >> 2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=7,640,233.PN.&OS=PN/7,640,233&RS=PN/7
    >> ,640,233
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Not to cast as<BITCHSLAP>
    >>>>
    >>>> It really must be fucking terrible for you being devoid of any
    >>>> and all humour.
    >>>>
    >>>> FROAD. Painfully, slowly and horribly, please.
    >>>
    >>> Awwww this was your attempt at humour, so sorry to have poked fun
    >>> at your obvious handicap, perhaps leave humour to professionals
    >>> from here on.
    >>>
    >>> Save yourself the embarassment.....please.

    >>
    >> Hey, this is usenet. Who the fuck gets embarrassed on usenet? You,
    >> perhaps?
    >>

    >
    >I'd like to patent my penis...


    Do you have a working model.
     

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