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I LOVE SHEEP & IMPERSONATING FAMOUS PEOPLE

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Bill Yanaire

Flightless Bird
I LOVE TO IMPERSONATE FAMOUS PEOPLE AND POST UNDER THEIR NAMES BECAUSE I AM
MENTALLY RETARDED AND THAT IS MY ONLY JOY IN LIFE:

I POST UNDER THE NAMES OF:

Kevin Panzke, Bill Gates, Stan Starinski, Barak Obama, Mother Theresa, Ryan
Airlines, Jeffrey Squares, Rhonda Rounds, Douglass McDonald, Albert
Einstein, Iced Earth, Humberto Tozzi,
Margaret Thatcher
Thomas Edison
Mother Teresa
Helen Keller
Madonna
Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis
Tom Brokaw
James Taylor
Mr. Rogers
Isaac Newton
Lewis Carrol
Andy Rooney
General Norman Schwarzkopf
Norman Rockwell
Pablo Piccaso
Paul McCartney
Plato
Edgar Allen Poe
Elvis
Mae West
Ernest Hemingway
Vincent Van Gogh
W.C.Fields
Robin Williams
Walt Disney
Walter Cronkite
Shakespeare
Frank Lloyd Wright
Julia Roberts
John F. Kennedy, Jr.
Terry Bradshaw
Gloria Steinem
Charles Dickens
Thomas Edison
Whoopi Goldberg
Sigourney Weaver
Bill Clinton
Dave Letterman
Newt Gingrich
Jim Carrey
Mary Tyler Moore
Danny Glover
Carol Burnett
Paul Harvey
Alicia Silverstone
Neil Diamond
Julia Child
George Carlin
Valerie Harper
John Candy
Weird Al Yankovick
Marilyn Vos Savant
Tom Hanks
C. G. Jung
William James
Henri Mancini
Bob Newhart
Meryl Streep
Benny Goodman
Harrison Ford
Steve Martin
Ronald Regan
Dan Aykroyd
Susan B. Anthony
Arthur Ashe
Augustus Caesar
Jane Austen
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Chevy Chase
Phil Donahue
Peter Jennings
Charles Everett Koop
C. S. Lewis
Roy Rogers
Chuck Yeager
Jack Nicholson
Charlie Brown
Oprah Winfrey
Paul Newman
Pelé
Fred Astaire
Eddie Murphy
Jimmy Conners
Michael J. Fox
Ross Perot
Sean Connery
Elizabeth Dole
Dick Van Dyke
Andy Griffith
Peyton Manning
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Shirley MacLaine
Michael Landon
John Katz
Billy Crystal
Carrie Fisher
Darth Vader
Bill Cosby
Bill Gates
Bob Dylan
Carl Sagan
Charles Yeager
Colin L. Powell
Diana, Princess of Wales
Henry A. Kissinger
Elvis Presley
Madonna
Mahatma Gandhi
Michael J. Jordan
Michele Pfeiffer
Doris Day
Liberace
Elizabeth Taylor
Yogi Berra
Dan Rather
Ervin "Magic" Johnson
Michael Jackson
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
Spider Man
James Dean
Clint Eastwood
Ray Charles
Jesse Jackson
Thomas Jefferson
Hank Aaron
Mohammad Ali
Aristotle
Neil Armstrong
Lucille Ball
Hank Aaron
Beethoven
Alexander Graham Bell
Napoleon
George Washington
Cleopatra
Columbus
Dr. Seuss
Albert Einstein
Eisenhower
F Lee Bailey
Ben Franklin
Sigmund Freud
Gandhi
Alfred Hitchcock
Bob Hope
Harry Houdini
Martin Luther King
John Lennon
Leonardo Da Vinci
Lewis And Clark
Abraham Lincoln
Louis Pasteur
Marilyn Monroe
Mark Twain
Willey Mays
Michelangelo
Miles Davis
Mozart
 
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KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
how is your vagina doing? just fyi! thread closed!
 
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KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
p.s. fix your clock! It's off by 1 hour!
 
B

Bill Yanaire

Flightless Bird
FIX YOUR HOME SECURITY, IT'S PRONE TO INVADORS WHO NEED TOYOTA PARTS!
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO REPLACE ALL 4 TIRES??

JUST FYl!
JUST FYl
JUDT FYl
DID I SAY JUST FYl
THREAD IS CLOSED! HEADERS REPORTED!
 
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KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
I HAPPEN 2 BE USING MICROSOFT SECURITY ESSENTIALS 2.0 BETA, DUMB ASS! JUST
FYI! THREAD CLOSED!
 
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Tony

Flightless Bird
That's what usenet is for. Give those people a good FROGGING. I resurrect the
dead on usenet. I assume the identity of deceased people and start posting
using their former usenet names to at least keep them alive on usenet though
they've passed on in the real world.

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> I LOVE TO IMPERSONATE FAMOUS PEOPLE AND POST UNDER THEIR NAMES BECAUSE I AM
> MENTALLY RETARDED AND THAT IS MY ONLY JOY IN LIFE:
>
> I POST UNDER THE NAMES OF:
>
> Kevin Panzke, Bill Gates, Stan Starinski, Barak Obama, Mother Theresa, Ryan
> Airlines, Jeffrey Squares, Rhonda Rounds, Douglass McDonald, Albert
> Einstein, Iced Earth, Humberto Tozzi,
> Margaret Thatcher
> Thomas Edison
> Mother Teresa
> Helen Keller
> Madonna
> Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis
> Tom Brokaw
> James Taylor
> Mr. Rogers
> Isaac Newton
> Lewis Carrol
> Andy Rooney
> General Norman Schwarzkopf
> Norman Rockwell
> Pablo Piccaso
> Paul McCartney
> Plato
> Edgar Allen Poe
> Elvis
> Mae West
> Ernest Hemingway
> Vincent Van Gogh
> W.C.Fields
> Robin Williams
> Walt Disney
> Walter Cronkite
> Shakespeare
> Frank Lloyd Wright
> Julia Roberts
> John F. Kennedy, Jr.
> Terry Bradshaw
> Gloria Steinem
> Charles Dickens
> Thomas Edison
> Whoopi Goldberg
> Sigourney Weaver
> Bill Clinton
> Dave Letterman
> Newt Gingrich
> Jim Carrey
> Mary Tyler Moore
> Danny Glover
> Carol Burnett
> Paul Harvey
> Alicia Silverstone
> Neil Diamond
> Julia Child
> George Carlin
> Valerie Harper
> John Candy
> Weird Al Yankovick
> Marilyn Vos Savant
> Tom Hanks
> C. G. Jung
> William James
> Henri Mancini
> Bob Newhart
> Meryl Streep
> Benny Goodman
> Harrison Ford
> Steve Martin
> Ronald Regan
> Dan Aykroyd
> Susan B. Anthony
> Arthur Ashe
> Augustus Caesar
> Jane Austen
> William F. Buckley, Jr.
> Chevy Chase
> Phil Donahue
> Peter Jennings
> Charles Everett Koop
> C. S. Lewis
> Roy Rogers
> Chuck Yeager
> Jack Nicholson
> Charlie Brown
> Oprah Winfrey
> Paul Newman
> Pelé
> Fred Astaire
> Eddie Murphy
> Jimmy Conners
> Michael J. Fox
> Ross Perot
> Sean Connery
> Elizabeth Dole
> Dick Van Dyke
> Andy Griffith
> Peyton Manning
> Nathaniel Hawthorne
> Shirley MacLaine
> Michael Landon
> John Katz
> Billy Crystal
> Carrie Fisher
> Darth Vader
> Bill Cosby
> Bill Gates
> Bob Dylan
> Carl Sagan
> Charles Yeager
> Colin L. Powell
> Diana, Princess of Wales
> Henry A. Kissinger
> Elvis Presley
> Madonna
> Mahatma Gandhi
> Michael J. Jordan
> Michele Pfeiffer
> Doris Day
> Liberace
> Elizabeth Taylor
> Yogi Berra
> Dan Rather
> Ervin "Magic" Johnson
> Michael Jackson
> John Travolta
> Tom Cruise
> Spider Man
> James Dean
> Clint Eastwood
> Ray Charles
> Jesse Jackson
> Thomas Jefferson
> Hank Aaron
> Mohammad Ali
> Aristotle
> Neil Armstrong
> Lucille Ball
> Hank Aaron
> Beethoven
> Alexander Graham Bell
> Napoleon
> George Washington
> Cleopatra
> Columbus
> Dr. Seuss
> Albert Einstein
> Eisenhower
> F Lee Bailey
> Ben Franklin
> Sigmund Freud
> Gandhi
> Alfred Hitchcock
> Bob Hope
> Harry Houdini
> Martin Luther King
> John Lennon
> Leonardo Da Vinci
> Lewis And Clark
> Abraham Lincoln
> Louis Pasteur
> Marilyn Monroe
> Mark Twain
> Willey Mays
> Michelangelo
> Miles Davis
> Mozart


--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
the job for potty mouth,

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
 
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KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
"KEVIN JOHN PANZKE" <kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:i2dkes$i7h$1@speranza.aioe.org...
> I HAPPEN 2 BE USING MICROSOFT SECURITY ESSENTIALS 2.0 BETA, DUMB ASS! JUST
> FYI! THREAD CLOSED!


I ALSO USE LUBE ON MY TINY DICK, DUMB ASS! JUST FYI! THREAD CLOSED AGAIN!
 
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KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
HOW IS YOUR VAGINA DOING IMPOSTER? JUST FYI! THREAD CLOSED!
 
K

KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
MY FUCKING DAD SAID MEN DON'T HAVE VAGINA'S. JUST FYI. HE SMACKED ME
UPSIDE THE HEAD AND SENT ME TO MY ROOM TO PLAY WITH MY IMPOSTER. JUST FYI.
I HAVE LOTS OF LUBE.

JUST FYI.

"KEVIN JOHN PANZKE" <kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:i2g07a$fqj$1@speranza.aioe.org...
> HOW IS YOUR VAGINA DOING IMPOSTER? JUST FYI! THREAD CLOSED!
 
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Gordon

Flightless Bird
On 24/07/2010 09:02, Tony wrote:
> That's what usenet is for. Give those people a good FROGGING. I resurrect the
> dead on usenet. I assume the identity of deceased people and start posting
> using their former usenet names to at least keep them alive on usenet though
> they've passed on in the real world.
>


And your so-called knowledge of Usenet doesn't include USELESS, STUPID
and non-RFC compliant signatures.
Bye bye moron.
>
> --
> The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
>
> Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
>
> Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
> manners
>
> Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
> the job for potty mouth,
>
> Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
>
> El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar
>
> Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
>
> Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
> the realm of understandability
>
> Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
>
>
 
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Tony

Flightless Bird
/| /| | | |
||__|| | | Piss off,
/ O O\ Wankstain
/ \ |
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/ _ \ \ ||
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | _||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | | --|
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* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
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Gordon wrote:

> On 24/07/2010 09:02, Tony wrote:
> > That's what usenet is for. Give those people a good FROGGING. I resurrect the
> > dead on usenet. I assume the identity of deceased people and start posting
> > using their former usenet names to at least keep them alive on usenet though
> > they've passed on in the real world.
> >

>
> And your so-called knowledge of Usenet doesn't include USELESS, STUPID
> and non-RFC compliant signatures.
> Bye bye moron.
> >
> > --
> > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
> >
> > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
> >
> > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
> > manners
> >
> > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
> > the job for potty mouth,
> >
> > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
> >
> > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar
> >
> > Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
> >
> > Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
> > the realm of understandability
> >
> > Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
> >
> >


--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on the
job for potty mouth,

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the
realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
 
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