An Ultra-Short History of M$ Windows

[HAMMER@ACCESSTOLEDO.COM]

When I jumped aboard was Windowz3_Oh! <Windows3.0>
soon was WindozTree_Won (Windows3.1)
they squeezed out WindozTree_Tu_Tu <Windows3.22>
became The Windoze <Windows95>
after that Windoze90_Aint <Windows98>
for a time Windoze98_See? <Windows98SE>
before you knew it was Windoze Milloonium <Windows Millenium>
followed by Windoze Xtra_Phuked <WindowsXP>
after that Windoze Vespa <Windows Vista> AKA <Windoze Jehova>
NOW we have ***The Widows 7***
It IS mostwonderful!
Perhaps 7 men had to die to get it right?

H_ammer<MAJOR_TOM><AYS_AA>

BTW: The Widows 7 are grown up from 'Avalon'.

 

[Bill Yanaire, ESQ]

<HAMMER@ACCESSTOLEDO.COM> wrote in message
news:b4lkm5ds9kt8ed6nt6rlfl32tivbrj1rqn@4ax.com...
>
> When I jumped aboard was Windowz3_Oh! <Windows3.0>
> soon was WindozTree_Won (Windows3.1)
> they squeezed out WindozTree_Tu_Tu <Windows3.22>
> became The Windoze <Windows95>
> after that Windoze90_Aint <Windows98>
> for a time Windoze98_See? <Windows98SE>
> before you knew it was Windoze Milloonium <Windows Millenium>
> followed by Windoze Xtra_Phuked <WindowsXP>
> after that Windoze Vespa <Windows Vista> AKA <Windoze Jehova>
> NOW we have ***The Widows 7***
> It IS mostwonderful!
> Perhaps 7 men had to die to get it right?
>
> H_ammer<MAJOR_TOM><AYS_AA>
>
> BTW: The Widows 7 are grown up from 'Avalon'.

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