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[Death]

Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
Keeping him out of here,
Donations welcome.
Send to :
Death
c/o Beer Fund

Thank you.

PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
NO small change.
Large denominations please.
The larger, the better.
Beer needed.
They don't give it away, ya know.

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[Alias]

On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
> Keeping him out of here,
> Donations welcome.
> Send to :
> Death
> c/o Beer Fund
>
> Thank you.
>
> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
> NO small change.
> Large denominations please.
> The larger, the better.
> Beer needed.
> They don't give it away, ya know.
>

Ever hear of cirrhosis?

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Alias

 

[Death]

Alias wrote:

> On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
>> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
>> Keeping him out of here,
>> Donations welcome.
>> Send to :
>> Death
>> c/o Beer Fund
>>
>> Thank you.
>>
>> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
>> NO small change.
>> Large denominations please.
>> The larger, the better.
>> Beer needed.
>> They don't give it away, ya know.ve you 37.50 right now.
>>
>
> Ever hear of cirrhosis?
>

Not yet.
You selling a liver?
I'll give you 37.50 right now.
Don't worry, Death is genetically programmed to outlive losers.
All males in my family live into the '90's.
Smoke, drink, we live on married to the same woman.
It's genetic, dumbass.
I'm an alpha male.
You're an omega.

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[Alias]

On 09/04/2010 015 AM, Death wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
>>> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
>>> Keeping him out of here,
>>> Donations welcome.
>>> Send to :
>>> Death
>>> c/o Beer Fund
>>>
>>> Thank you.
>>>
>>> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
>>> NO small change.
>>> Large denominations please.
>>> The larger, the better.
>>> Beer needed.
>>> They don't give it away, ya know.ve you 37.50 right now.
>>>
>>
>> Ever hear of cirrhosis?
>>
>
> Not yet.
> You selling a liver?

Trust me, you don't want my liver.

> I'll give you 37.50 right now.
> Don't worry, Death is genetically programmed to outlive losers.
> All males in my family live into the '90's.

That's what my step father said when he was 71. He died of a heart
attack a year later.

> Smoke, drink, we live on married to the same woman.
> It's genetic, dumbass.
> I'm an alpha male.
> You're an omega.
>

How's the hang over?

--
Alias

 

[Death]

Alias wrote:

> On 09/04/2010 015 AM, Death wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
>>>> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
>>>> Keeping him out of here,
>>>> Donations welcome.
>>>> Send to :
>>>> Death
>>>> c/o Beer Fund
>>>>
>>>> Thank you.
>>>>
>>>> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
>>>> NO small change.
>>>> Large denominations please.
>>>> The larger, the better.
>>>> Beer needed.
>>>> They don't give it away, ya know.ve you 37.50 right now.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Ever hear of cirrhosis?
>>>
>>
>> Not yet.
>> You selling a liver?
>
> Trust me, you don't want my liver.
>

Trust me, I wasn't gonna give you $37.50.

>> I'll give you 37.50 right now.
>> Don't worry, Death is genetically programmed to outlive losers.
>> All males in my family live into the '90's.
>
> That's what my step father said when he was 71. He died of a heart
> attack a year later.
>

I'm not your stepfather.

>> Smoke, drink, we live on married to the same woman.
>> It's genetic, dumbass.
>> I'm an alpha male.
>> You're an omega.
>>
>
> How's the hang over?
>

Woke up at 60am ... felt fine.
Ate breakfast, went for a walk with the dog, cleaned the grill, mowed
the lawn, time for some more beer.
How 'bout you?

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[Alias]

On 09/04/2010 07:53 PM, Death wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> On 09/04/2010 015 AM, Death wrote:
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
>>>>> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
>>>>> Keeping him out of here,
>>>>> Donations welcome.
>>>>> Send to :
>>>>> Death
>>>>> c/o Beer Fund
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>
>>>>> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
>>>>> NO small change.
>>>>> Large denominations please.
>>>>> The larger, the better.
>>>>> Beer needed.
>>>>> They don't give it away, ya know.ve you 37.50 right now.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ever hear of cirrhosis?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Not yet.
>>> You selling a liver?
>>
>> Trust me, you don't want my liver.
>>
>
> Trust me, I wasn't gonna give you $37.50.
>
>>> I'll give you 37.50 right now.
>>> Don't worry, Death is genetically programmed to outlive losers.
>>> All males in my family live into the '90's.
>>
>> That's what my step father said when he was 71. He died of a heart
>> attack a year later.
>>
>
> I'm not your stepfather.

True, but your argument isn't a valid one just like his wasn't.

>
>>> Smoke, drink, we live on married to the same woman.
>>> It's genetic, dumbass.
>>> I'm an alpha male.
>>> You're an omega.
>>>
>>
>> How's the hang over?
>>
>
> Woke up at 60am ... felt fine.
> Ate breakfast, went for a walk with the dog, cleaned the grill, mowed
> the lawn, time for some more beer.
> How 'bout you?
>

I don't drink. I used to but the hangovers and Hep C convinced me to
stop ten years ago. I haven't had a drop since and don't miss the
hangovers or acting like an idiot. I *do* miss fine Rioja wine but
that's life.

--
Alias

 

[Death]

Alias wrote:

> On 09/04/2010 07:53 PM, Death wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> On 09/04/2010 015 AM, Death wrote:
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
>>>>>> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
>>>>>> Keeping him out of here,
>>>>>> Donations welcome.
>>>>>> Send to :
>>>>>> Death
>>>>>> c/o Beer Fund
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
>>>>>> NO small change.
>>>>>> Large denominations please.
>>>>>> The larger, the better.
>>>>>> Beer needed.
>>>>>> They don't give it away, ya know.ve you 37.50 right now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Ever hear of cirrhosis?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not yet.
>>>> You selling a liver?
>>>
>>> Trust me, you don't want my liver.
>>>
>>
>> Trust me, I wasn't gonna give you $37.50.
>>
>>>> I'll give you 37.50 right now.
>>>> Don't worry, Death is genetically programmed to outlive losers.
>>>> All males in my family live into the '90's.
>>>
>>> That's what my step father said when he was 71. He died of a heart
>>> attack a year later.
>>>
>>
>> I'm not your stepfather.
>
> True, but your argument isn't a valid one just like his wasn't.
>
>>
>>>> Smoke, drink, we live on married to the same woman.
>>>> It's genetic, dumbass.
>>>> I'm an alpha male.
>>>> You're an omega.
>>>>
>>>
>>> How's the hang over?
>>>
>>
>> Woke up at 60am ... felt fine.
>> Ate breakfast, went for a walk with the dog, cleaned the grill, mowed
>> the lawn, time for some more beer.
>> How 'bout you?
>>
>
> I don't drink. I used to but the hangovers and Hep C convinced me to
> stop ten years ago. I haven't had a drop since and don't miss the
> hangovers or acting like an idiot. I *do* miss fine Rioja wine but
> that's life.
>

Aspirin and vitamin B, no hangover.
Acting like an idiot doesn't require drinking.
You can't have one glass?
Or does one glass lead to two bottles?

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[Alias]

On 09/04/2010 08:18 PM, Death wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> On 09/04/2010 07:53 PM, Death wrote:
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 09/04/2010 015 AM, Death wrote:
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 09/03/2010 102 PM, Death wrote:
>>>>>>> Death is happily kicking aliaseseses asses in aolu.
>>>>>>> Keeping him out of here,
>>>>>>> Donations welcome.
>>>>>>> Send to :
>>>>>>> Death
>>>>>>> c/o Beer Fund
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> PS If I don't get some money, he's gonna excape.
>>>>>>> NO small change.
>>>>>>> Large denominations please.
>>>>>>> The larger, the better.
>>>>>>> Beer needed.
>>>>>>> They don't give it away, ya know.ve you 37.50 right now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ever hear of cirrhosis?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not yet.
>>>>> You selling a liver?
>>>>
>>>> Trust me, you don't want my liver.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Trust me, I wasn't gonna give you $37.50.
>>>
>>>>> I'll give you 37.50 right now.
>>>>> Don't worry, Death is genetically programmed to outlive losers.
>>>>> All males in my family live into the '90's.
>>>>
>>>> That's what my step father said when he was 71. He died of a heart
>>>> attack a year later.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm not your stepfather.
>>
>> True, but your argument isn't a valid one just like his wasn't.
>>
>>>
>>>>> Smoke, drink, we live on married to the same woman.
>>>>> It's genetic, dumbass.
>>>>> I'm an alpha male.
>>>>> You're an omega.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How's the hang over?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Woke up at 60am ... felt fine.
>>> Ate breakfast, went for a walk with the dog, cleaned the grill, mowed
>>> the lawn, time for some more beer.
>>> How 'bout you?
>>>
>>
>> I don't drink. I used to but the hangovers and Hep C convinced me to
>> stop ten years ago. I haven't had a drop since and don't miss the
>> hangovers or acting like an idiot. I *do* miss fine Rioja wine but
>> that's life.
>>
>
> Aspirin and vitamin B, no hangover.

You obviously haven't been drinking for enough decades.

> Acting like an idiot doesn't require drinking.

True but drinking makes it easier. Don't believe me? Go sober to a bar
well after the "happy" hour.

> You can't have one glass?

No.

> Or does one glass lead to two bottles?
>

It would lead to a helluva lot more than that.

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Alias