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ABOUT MY DAD AND WHERE HE WORKED! JUST FYI!

K

KEVIN JOHN PANZKE

Flightless Bird
OH NO. I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY COUSIN RAUL. HE WORKED AT THE TELEPHONE
COMPANY AND MY DAD WAS A JANITOR AT THE F.B.I. FOR MORE THAN 23 YEARS
CLEANING THE TOILETS OF MANY IMPORTANT AGENTS.

MY DAD ONCE SAW AN AGENT IN THE MEN'S ROOM WHO ACTUALLY TOOK A SHIT ON THE
FLOOR AND SINCE HE WAS A BIG SHOT HE TOLD MY DAD TO CLEAN IT UP AND NOT TO
TELL ANYONE. JUST FYI. MY DAD CLEANED IT UP AND THEN HE TOOK A BREAK. HE
WENT OUT FOR A SMOKE THEN HE WENT AROUND CLEANING MORE TOILETS. JUST FYI.


JUST FYI. MY DAD IS RETIRED AND COLLECTS SOCIAL SECURITY BUT WE STILL CAN'T
PAY FOR WHAT WE WANT SO I NEED TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE STATE. JUST FYI.

I GOT FIRED FROM MANY STORES BECAUSE OF MY MENTAL CONDITION AND I KEPT
LOOKING FOR VAGINA IN THE MEN'S ROOMS AT THE RETAIL STORES THAT I WORKED
AT. JUST FYI. THEY THREW MY SORRY ASS OUT THE DOOR EVERY TIME I SAID I
LOVED GLENN BECK. JUST FYI.

I WANT TO SEE A REAL VAGINA BUT I WILL NEVER GET TO SEE A REAL VAGINA BUT I
CAN SEE REAL PICTURES OF VAGINAS ON THE INTERNET. JUST FYI.

THREAD STAYS OPEN BECAUSE MY DAD THE JANITOR SAYS THAT I CAN'T CLOSE
THREADS. JUST FYI. IT'S THE VOICES IN MY HEAD. JUST FYI.
 
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