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A question for Bill Yanaire

  • Thread starter Ibrahim Al-Qassam \(Abdelaziz\)
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Ibrahim Al-Qassam \(Abdelaziz\)

Flightless Bird
This dumb **** is such fun to pick apart. The **** keeps falling out of his
mouth as fast as this idiot can move his lips.
The TRUTH is Bill is on cracl/cocaine most of the day.

You people are talking a language that Yanaire RyanAire does not understand.
It contains LOGIC and FACTS!

The Moron has studied SQL Server as a beginner in 2007, and attempted
VisualBasic, making some living off these Microsoft products and hence
promoting Windows.
His brain is too primitive to learn a real language like C or C++.
Or be a man enough to code in Assembler, machine codes, octals or just

Are you aware of what OS most supercomputing clusters run, right?
Home users don't need it. EVERYBODY needs a massively parallel
supercomputer in their living room. If more people understood that we'd have
found those damn SETI Aliens by now.
Maybe that is what you need. I need a blonde about 24 years of age, with big
boobs who can suck a basketball through a garden hose. Everything else
really doesn't matter.
I am afraid of the Jews, though.
Today I needed to prototype something for a customer so I built a trivial
web cluster out of three linux boxes and threw Oracle on a fourth. It may
sound simple to you but it took me a couple of hours and I've done it
before. I could have used just one box but Xen gives me headaches.

And just like the Moonie spaghetti it was free, which allows me to stay
competitive by reducing my overhead from thousands of dollars for software
licensing to ummm 0.

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