A nightmare...

[reagan]

....Frank had a brain-snap. He adopted Ubuntu and renounced all things
Microsoft.
Alias was delighted and asked Frank to move in with him in his Spanish
villa.
One balmy evening thay were sitting on the veranda, sipping their
sangrias and lovingly discussing the joys of writing fifty command
lines to instal a floppy drive.
Suddenly Alias' favorite sheep walked past. It was a beautiful
specimen, all white and fluffy with a huge penguin pendant around it's
neck. Frank couldn't restrain himself. Dropping his drink, he jumped
up, dropped his trousers and, with lust-filled eyes he grabbed the
sheep and...
I woke up screaming.

I gotta stay away from this newsgroup

reagan

 

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"reagan" <reagan15z@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> ...Frank had a brain-snap. He adopted Ubuntu and renounced all things
> Microsoft.
> Alias was delighted and asked Frank to move in with him in his Spanish
> villa.
> One balmy evening thay were sitting on the veranda, sipping their
> sangrias and lovingly discussing the joys of writing fifty command
> lines to instal a floppy drive.
> Suddenly Alias' favorite sheep walked past. It was a beautiful
> specimen, all white and fluffy with a huge penguin pendant around it's
> neck. Frank couldn't restrain himself. Dropping his drink, he jumped
> up, dropped his trousers and, with lust-filled eyes he grabbed the
> sheep and...
> I woke up screaming.
>
> I gotta stay away from this newsgroup
>
> reagan